Baby Maddie Has Arrived!
Another Spears girl has entered the world! Hide your sons! The National Enquirer claims 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces.
It's been rumored that Jamie Lynn and Casey want to name her Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of their names. Let's hope she names her new little bundle of joyness, Cailynn Cheeto Spears. Of course, the Cheeto is after Brit Brit.
I'm sure we'll be celebrating another Spears birth when Baby Cheeto pops one out in a few months. I'm joking! Give her a couple of years.
Congrats to Baby Cheeto, JL and Casey! A round of Purple DRANK is on me!
UPDATE: People has confirmed that JL pushed out Baby Cheeto around 9:30 this morning. They have named her Maddie Briann. Let's try out that name, shall we? "Maddie Briann! Stop sucking all the freon out of our new AC unit!" Yeah, that works.
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Ugh, what is up with that name?
Submitted by OXA on June 19, 2008 - 10:34am.
WONDER IF CASSIE HAS ORDERED THE DNA TEST YET?
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He won't if the Spears clan pays him enough Hush Money.
Maddie isn't so bad....but I love how they had to name it after to the older brother too....Brit must be so jealous that JL has a girl...
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Maddie Briann?! That kid is gonna be more than maddie growing up with a hillbilly name like that. Lil'Abner and Daisy Mae could have come up with a better name than that.
Ha! MK with the Dave Chappelle reference!
"N***a, what the fuck is juice??? Grape Drink!"
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Her name may be Maddie on paper
But you know they will use her future stripper name around the dinner table.
Candie, Randi, Bambi, etc, etc
Got to prep that girl to git out and shake that thang
Maddie Briann?. Briann as in Bryan?. Damn! What's wrong with the spears and that odd name transformation/combination? they're so stupid.
I would LOVE to give this damn douche a good kick on the nuts for pretending he's so important just because he impregnated a Spears girl. Look at him, he thinks she's a celebrity. He even left his sun glasses on. Fucking loser. Oh! and please someone tell him that Tommy Girl messy do is making him look like a damn village idiot. Thanks!.
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Mel-Tang - you left out that another reason these asswipes are getting planned C's is to avoid the "hip seperation" part of child birth. They don't want their hips to widen. Also these celebs want to "choose" their baby's birthday.
Where is the fun in that?
A girl?! Ha! Britney is probably pissed.
Maddie is a cute name, I have to admit. But Briann? Why the two n's?
Maddie?????? It's not short for anything, just straight up Maddie????
What fucking morons.
The 'Brian' was for her brother. 'Maddie' was for her mad-as-a-hatter nutcase sister of course.
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Submitted by jackie on June 19, 2008 - 10:44am.
i have a question about planned c-sections. i wanted one for many different reasons but was not allowed. do u have to have really good insurance or be rich to get one if its not medically needed?
They are only supposed to do them in the event of a medical emergency (ie. the baby is breech and they can't turn it around, or if the baby has the cord around its neck, causing a drop in heart rate, or another EMERGENCY).
These planned c-sections are the brainchild of self-centered, egotistical celebs who want to get nipped and tucked right after or have to meet deadlines, and their shady, greedy doctors who I'm sure get $$$$$$ for their services.
C-sections are waaaay overdone.
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Submitted by jackie on June 19, 2008 - 7:44am.
i have a question about planned c-sections. i wanted one for many different reasons but was not allowed. do u have to have really good insurance or be rich to get one if its not medically needed?
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No, but a lot of Doctors will not perform a c-section unless medically warranted. There are still doctors who believe that c-sections should be used ONLY in emergency situations, not for vanity or to skip the labor.
Not even Madison, but a low-rent "Maddie"?
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
"Briann"
total trailer park name
POOR KID DOES NOT HAVE A CHANCE AND WILL BE CALLED MAD BRIAN AT SCHOOL.
I just realized that Casey has no hair on his arms.
Metrosexual much?? :)
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i have a question about planned c-sections. i wanted one for many different reasons but was not allowed. do u have to have really good insurance or be rich to get one if its not medically needed?
Submitted by The C word on June 19, 2008 - 9:41am.
How long before we see shots of Jamie Lynn holding the baby in her lap (with one hand, natch) while she drives around in the golf cart?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Parker.. I hope the baby comes out black, or identical to Kfed.. Muahahahah.. Or I hope the DNA says it's Daddy Spears'.. Delish!!!
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congrats to jl on the baby
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Maddie???
Well? I guess that is a pre-emptive strike on when the poor lil tike goes fucking insane at the age of 2!
M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 8:35am.
You just KNOW Shitney is jealous as all hell that her little sissy popped out the girl she's always wanted.
How much you wanna bet we see a tabloid with the header "Jamie Lynne agrees to let Britney raise her daughter" Or something to that effect.
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I agree M.E... She wanted girls real bad.
How long before we see shots of Jamie Lynn holding the baby in her lap (with one hand, natch) while she drives around in the golf cart?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Shocking news! Pre-planned C-section. And I don't buy the bull about her baby being breech. And OXA, I agree. I wonder what (who's) this kid is gonna look like. Hmmmm.....
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M.E.. OMG, good gossip! I bet there will be all kinds of juicy headlines now.
Britney has meltdown in small trailer.
Britney wears Cailynns daipers to church.
Britney marries Cassie to get pregnant w/ own girl
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Get ready for the Shitney melt-down/freak-show.... God forbid someone else get attention for being a whore!
I honestly wish they would spay these bitches!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Shit i love me some cheeto babies!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
M.E., the last part of your comment is seriously going to give me nightmares. *shudders* The world isn't ready for a Britney mini-me.
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Mama Lynne is panting & has dollar $igns in her botoxed eyes. That kid done had it's first gig already in OK! Mag. Lynne's got baby girl Spears signed up for tap lessons next week.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hey skeevy Nickelodeon exec who likes to bang teenagers--it's a girl!
You just KNOW Shitney is jealous as all hell that her little sissy popped out the girl she's always wanted.
How much you wanna bet we see a tabloid with the header "Jamie Lynne agrees to let Britney raise her daughter" Or something to that effect.
WONDER IF CASSIE HAS ORDERED THE DNA TEST YET?
I guess they'll have to write this baby in a part on her Nickelodeon show.. pfft.. What a joke! That shit should be cancelled.. What a bad role-model!!
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And their mother probably isn't the youngest grandma in the trailer park!
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that's how much my son weighed when he was born..cool. On a more rational note, has anyone bothered to check on the "i love you cheeto" guy? ya'll know britney is on her way to "seduce" him so as not to be outdone by jamie lynn..
Poor kid hasn't got a chance.
Maybe she'll be rescued and raised by someone less crazy and a lot smarter.... like nest of possum.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
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How proud mama spears must be of her 16 year old daughter.
*rolls eyes*
hahahah he looks like such a fucking chach.
what a life!
Britney might be slightly pissed that her sister had a little girl.... poor Brit, she didn't deserve this. I expect Brit to pop another baby out in a few months or else!!!!
Don't you worry about Shitney -- she'll be popping out her own nicotine addicted bundle of joy in about 4-5 months.
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Ahh, and so begins the Trailer Trash Teen Chronicles. Pork rinds for everyone!
Together, we can fight overpopulation.
Support the spaying and neutering of feral whores.
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I thought these two were gonna get hitched before the chile' arrived? Ruh Roh. God's gonna smite them.
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C'mon Shitney, you know you gotta top your little sister...quick, someone give her a pair of electric clippers!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
& the world has just become a sadder place w/ another Spears in it.
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The 'ole C-Section.. The Birth of Herpes Carrying Champions..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Cue the banjos, the Spears baby has been born!