Baby Maddie Has Arrived!
Another Spears girl has entered the world! Hide your sons! The National Enquirer claims 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces.
It's been rumored that Jamie Lynn and Casey want to name her Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of their names. Let's hope she names her new little bundle of joyness, Cailynn Cheeto Spears. Of course, the Cheeto is after Brit Brit.
I'm sure we'll be celebrating another Spears birth when Baby Cheeto pops one out in a few months. I'm joking! Give her a couple of years.
Congrats to Baby Cheeto, JL and Casey! A round of Purple DRANK is on me!
UPDATE: People has confirmed that JL pushed out Baby Cheeto around 9:30 this morning. They have named her Maddie Briann. Let's try out that name, shall we? "Maddie Briann! Stop sucking all the freon out of our new AC unit!" Yeah, that works.
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well, congrats i suppose. JL keep tight hold of that baby until Unfitney leaves, as someone pointed out yesterday, bitch will properly try to take the kid.
Maddie - cute!!
Briann - dumb!! What else do you expect from trash?
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Dumb generic redneck name if there ever was one. Ick.
My girl's name is Madeline/Maddy.
I HATE it when people give their kids nicknames as their full name. Seems lazy or something.
Gross name. And I actually thought the middle name was "Brian" spelt stupidly until I read some of the comments here about it being "Brianne" (also a sick name)... Now I feel silly for thinking that, but I know I won't be the only one. Maddie is one of the most overly used names, too.
These fucking Spears need to GO AWAY. Notice how most celebs' baby names don't come out for days after the birth, but Jamie Lynn's baby name was confirmed--what, 2 hours after the baby was born?? I'm sure Ma or Pa Spears called People RIGHT AWAY to report the name. Fuck.
cycloneb on June 19, 2008 - 9:36am.
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Now correct me if I am wrong but...did I see you the other night saying something about Numerology?
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Yes you did friend! But I was waiting to see what last name the baby gets.
What? Not JonBenet? With all that Memaw Lynne's learned, do you honestly think she'll wait very long to whore this baby out?
Congrats to a baby Jamie Lynn, Welcome to Earth Maddie Briann
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Now correct me if I am wrong but...did I see you the other night saying something about Numerology?
She has the perfect name for a Maid.
Stoney - WHEW! I know I'm a whore, but damn, I though you was callin me stoopid too! LOL.
Shitney is gonna ask Jamie, "I's got two boo boo's, I's will trade you mine for yours, Mah coo coo won't make no girls, GIMME GIMME GIMME MAH BEEBEE!!!!"
Lynne Spears already talked to Disney, that kid is done.
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THE NAME IS MADELINE YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!! God I HATE it when people name their kids the fucking nickname. And seriously, Briann should also be BRIANNE.
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lmao rofl
Now Stoney!!!
Ya had to get me "started" didn't ya just! ":)
I fucking hate it when parents call their kids by their second name too!!! agggghhhhhhhhhh
eg. Sean Preston. < sooooo, rumour has it they call the kid Preston!!! < Fuck I hate that shit!!!
Just call the freaking kid, Preston Sean why don't ya. geeeezzzzzzzz
Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 11:23am.
LOL, Jamie Lynn!
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Forgive me if her baby really was breech, but all these moron celebs opt for c-sections because they think it will be easier than vaginal births, and either no one tells them or they ignore the advice that a c-section is major surgery and very difficult and painful to recover from. You can be up and exercising 6 wks after vaginal delivery to get that celeb ass into shape for a magazine cover...but not with a c-section!
Submitted by Stoney on June 19, 2008 - 12:16pm.
THE NAME IS MADELINE YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!! God I HATE it when people name their kids the fucking nickname. And seriously, Briann should also be BRIANNE.
*bangs head on desk*
OMG, I can't stand when kids get named nicknames. Plus at my daughter's school, there have been at least 2 Maddie/ Mattie's in her class the past 2 years. The Spears clan is so damn original.
First-grade nickname: Mad Brain.
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Maddie Briann? That name fucking sucks ass.
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Stoney, who you callin a stupid whore?!?!?!
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Stoney on June 19, 2008 - 9:16am.
THE NAME IS MADELINE YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!! God I HATE it when people name their kids the fucking nickname. And seriously, Briann should also be BRIANNE.
*bangs head on desk*
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I wanted to write this exact thing but was too lazy and lost the will to do it.
DebfomHell, Mel-Tang - what these stupid twats don't realize is that if you exercise, eat right, etc, your hips DO go back down to normal size.
It really, really irks me how many people are opting for planned c-sections rather than natural birth.
Vaginal birth is so much healthier for mother and child.
*I will stop ranting, I swear*
And this world just keeps getting better and better huh?.........
When will JL start lacing the kid's formula with Ny-Quil?
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THE NAME IS MADELINE YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!! God I HATE it when people name their kids the fucking nickname. And seriously, Briann should also be BRIANNE.
*bangs head on desk*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
@ME, exactly what I was thinking. No mother's hips, easier to do a quick tummy tuck after a little lipo...then viola! ou are back to looking like your old self in two week for photo ops.
I really do believe that is the reason for this decades huge rise in C-sections. The vanity of it all.
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Submitted by Zippy Hips on June 20, 2008 - 2:03am.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 19, 2008 - 10:57am.
I could be totally wrong?
I am taking it to be not like Brian...but Brianne...anne.
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Oh, I am such a dumbass. I didn't even think of that. I just saw it as the name Brian with two n's. I think you're right. At least I hope you're right because that would make sense and sense isn't something the Spears family are known for.
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Well? I must be a dumb arse too Matey...
cause I should have typed something along the lines of >>> Briann perhaps = "bree anne" <<< ???
if I say Maddie Briann like that, I have to admit...NOT too shabby.
Beats the shit outta her sister's boy's names! doohhhhhhhh now don't get me started! ":)
So it's official then. Wow. Talk about a fast nine months. But I'm sure they've got more kids on the way...
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 19, 2008 - 12:12pm.
ROFL---You KNOW it was!! LMAO!!
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I wonder if the checks from Nickelodeon were auto deposited right at 12 a.m. :)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 19, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Brit's out purchasing crotchless diapers at this very moment.
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Ha ha ha ha!!! TV, you win the funniest line contest again!
Why don't they cut to the chase and name the kid "Doomed From The Get Go".
Submitted by The Real Mimi on June 19, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Damn. dragging a baby? After shaking your head (which I get) call CPS STAT!
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M.E. YES! You are absolutely right!
I think every decision these fucktards make in life is out of pure vanity. ugh.
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wow, brittney's jellus, ya'll!
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LOVE CARROTTOP, that would be appalling. "Now, if y'all want the men to pay tention to y'all, ya need to flash your coochie like this. Then giggle and act all shy..."
"Maddie" (as in Madeleine?) is good, but "Briann"? Hello trailers!
Oh, it's too horrible to contemplate. Anyway Shitney will probably throw some kind of public fit to take the spotlight off JLS and baby. Or she'll stalk and publicly rape Brad Pitt for the paparazzi, or run naked down Rodeo Drive, or ANYTHING that will make people not focus on her little sister.
Anyway, maybe K-Fed is the daddy. Won't stop dumb Britney from trying to seduce Casey, with the excuse that, "Ah need some girl sperums! Kay-vin only had boy sperums, sos Ah only had them nasty boys!"
Briann = Bree-Ann
Dumb hicks can't spell.
Submitted by The C word on June 19, 2008 - 7:41am.
How long before we see shots of Jamie Lynn holding the baby in her lap (with one hand, natch) while she drives around in the golf cart?
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There's a divorced white trash woman that lives in my neighborhood who looks like Lynn Spears and her daughter got pregnant at 16. The mom put up "It's a girl" signs all over the neighborhood and was just happy as a clam, even though her daughter is a troublemaker and her boyfriends are losers. I've seen the girl visit a couple of times and she's dragging the baby out of the car and all I can do is shake my head because she should be going to college and living her life. And then I think how the baby will probably end just like her mom and grandma. Oh well...
Submitted by cycloneb on June 19, 2008 - 10:57am.
I could be totally wrong?
I am taking it to be not like Brian...but Brianne...anne.
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Oh, I am such a dumbass. I didn't even think of that. I just saw it as the name Brian with two n's. I think you're right. At least I hope you're right because that would make sense and sense isn't something the Spears family are known for.
Fuck'n hick asses.
Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:00am.
Brit's out purchasing crotchless diapers at this very moment
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I only care about Britney. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 19, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Brit's out purchasing crotchless diapers at this very moment.
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Submitted by pickles on June 19, 2008 - 11:59am.
I have to say it's a good thing Britney didn't have any daughters. Can you imagine KFed trying to raise girls and teaching them about their periods?
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Submitted by jackie on June 19, 2008 - 11:44am.
i have a question about planned c-sections. i wanted one for many different reasons but was not allowed. do u have to have really good insurance or be rich to get one if its not medically needed?
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I have no idea, dear. I just know a lot of celebs get them. I'm pretty sure docs would prefer a vaginal birth, but maybe some don't because of the malpractice shit. Sorry, I haven't spewed out any kid yet, so I'm really of no help. I think if you need a pre-planned C-section, you should get it if that's the case. I'm just sick of hearing about all of these unnecessary ones. Push 'em out, ladies! lol
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I have to say it's a good thing Britney didn't have any daughters. Can you imagine KFed trying to raise girls and teaching them about their periods?
M.E.: If I had been drinking milk, it would've been out my nose and all over the computer screen after reading your tab comment!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on June 19, 2008 - 12:20pm.
"The 'Brian' was for her brother. 'Maddie' was for her mad-as-a-hatter nutcase sister of course."
WORD!
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Ho ho ho hoooooooo now wait a second!
Hot shit!
You mean to tell me that Briann is to be said like BriAnne? like the boys name?
ha ha ha ha cheeto people is funny!
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Damnit, the name Maddie is cute. What happened to Jaca? Why not just Caca, and save everyone the trouble.
Congratulations to the teenage unwed mother.
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Submitted by Zippy Hips on June 20, 2008 - 1:51am.
A girl?! Ha! Britney is probably pissed.
Maddie is a cute name, I have to admit. But Briann? Why the two n's?
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I could be totally wrong?
I am taking it to be not like Brian...but Brianne...anne.
When I say Maddie Briann, I can see a mixture of Brian for brother...Bri for Shitney..the double nn??? was that for Lynne??? fucked if I know how these swamp rat's brains work? ":)