Thursday, June 19th 2008
Morning Wood
That ho from Gossip Girl got pissed on by her own dog. That is one hot golden-shower-loving bitch - A Socialite's Life
Burger King unveils the world's most expensive burger - Best Week Ever
John McCain's creepy stalker shower scene - Towleroad
Douche Wentz wants to act - ICYDK
Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" gets a release date - Popoholic
Who the hell wants to see a naked Megan Mullally? - I'm Not Obsessed
Piers Morgan is to blame - Celebitchy
The Olsen trolls have hot moves - Vh1 Blog
oh god BRUNO!!!
ive been waiting 3 years already!! he should have skipped borat and gone straight to that genious..
i can't wait!!! i've prayed soo long for this.. the ultimate homo spoof.. yessssss!!!
My 5 year old son thought that dog was a baby sheep!LOL.
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Shut up assholes,that is me!
LOL
DIE PETE WENTZ DIE
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
that John McCain bit on SNL was seriously funny!
He is not a bad actor at all, lol.
i wanna eat that doggiee!!
like literally.
it looks like fuzzy brownies.
mMmmm fuzzy browniesss
oh yea and its super kute =]
that twat doesnt deserve sucha kute doggie.
ok.now i have to go eat brownies.....
i wanna eat that doggiee!!
like literally.
it looks like fuzzy brownies.
mMmmm fuzzy browniesss
oh yea and its super kute =]
that twat doesnt deserve sucha kute doggie.
ok.now i have to go eat brownies.....
Can't wait for the Bruno movie! WOOT!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 1:33pm.
LCT,
That's what i like about you...always thinkin'!
Drain the reserve! LMAO!
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Hahaha I kind of like how that works... what I like best is when you do a really good job and it takes less than 2 minutes, and there's almost nothing. THAT'S good.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
That's what i like about you...always thinkin'!
Drain the reserve! LMAO!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Ah, the secret is grab two tissues at a time! Grab the tissue at the point where tissue A and Tissue B overlap and bada-big, two tissues.
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I'm impressed. I'm going to try that this weekend. Well, maybe we'll have sexy times on Friday so there's less to deal with on Saturday.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Ah, the secret is grab two tissues at a time! Grab the tissue at the point where tissue A and Tissue B overlap and bada-big, two tissues.
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
very cute dog. labrapoodle?
looked up on google - labradoodle.
very nice.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org....
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:58pm.
LCT,
There is a box of tissues on the night-stand, on the coffee table, in the bathroom and there are paper-towels in the kitchen. =)
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You can get all that into a Kleenex without massive spillage? Damn I never even thought of that. I've taken to giving bj's in the shower because a)guaranteed it's clean, b)it's easier to lick the balls, and c)no clwan-up! Thanks for the Kleenex tip though. I didn't even think of that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Mrs K.,
"Fuck me with a Creamsicle!!!
You girls and your sex talk."
ROFLMFAO !!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 12:54pm.
LCT, I love you!!
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Oooooh, ah lobs yo to.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
There is a box of tissues on the night-stand, on the coffee table, in the bathroom and there are paper-towels in the kitchen. =)
I probably should put a box in the garage...
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Yall taint right in the nogginal area!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LCT, I love you!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Ugh just thinking of spitty it out and seeing the gooey consistency... ugh... just makes me gag, almost as much as eye boogers. Even doing the post-sex bathroom 'empty of the cavern' makes me get close to gagging just seeing it all clumped up in the potty.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 9:44am.
Ok, stupid question, but as soon as he comes, when you spit, do you bolt off to the skin to make your deposit?
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HA! That is so me
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
LCT, i read that as sink anyways, until you made your update, then I seen SKIN.. Bwahahahahaha.. Funny shit!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
SKIN = SINK. Sorry.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Is it bad that I'm such a spit/swallow novice?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Fuck me with a Creamsicle!!!
You girls and your sex talk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Oh I love this spit/swallow talk.. *scoots up closer*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:36pm.
No gagging when i spit. If i think "swallow" then i'm gaggin. And if he doesn't warn you, next time, bite.
Unwritten law...they have to warn you.
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Ok, stupid question, but as soon as he comes, when you spit, do you bolt off to the skin to make your deposit?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
"Doesn't the spitting make you gag? If I don't get a warning and it ends up in my mouth I have to battle not to dry-heave. Jebus I sound like I'm 12. I was never a very generous bj-er until my current bf."
No gagging when i spit. If i think "swallow" then i'm gaggin. And if he doesn't warn you, next time, bite.
Unwritten law...they have to warn you.
P.S.. For Eddie, i'd swallow.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Just close your eyes and think about baseball. Wait, that's for premature jack.
Oh, hold your breath. No, that's the hiccups.
Honestly, i'm a spitter.
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Doesn't the spitting make you gag? If I don't get a warning and it ends up in my mouth I have to battle not to dry-heave. Jebus I sound like I'm 12. I was never a very generous bj-er until my current bf.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Just close your eyes and think about baseball. Wait, that's for premature jack.
Oh, hold your breath. No, that's the hiccups.
Honestly, i'm a spitter.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I'd piss on that bitch too
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Cum on now, you love da splooge! It's good for your hair.
Honest. I read that in People.
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Honestly, still can't choke it down. I need some sort of mental picture to think about so I can drink it like Crystal Light when need be. Any tips?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on June 19, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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Mine too.I got a tattoo of a lizard on my side for MY KING!!!LOL
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Shut up assholes,that is me!
LOL
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on June 19, 2008 - 11:21am.
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NIIIIIce siggy.LOOOVE The Doors,just canged my avvie from "Morrison Hotel" to this hot bitch's mug shot. No,it is not me...or my Momma.LOL.
Thank you! The Doors are my favorite band, ever. :)
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
LCT,
"I feel the same way about men. Only replace 'pee' with 'splooge'."
Cum on now, you love da splooge! It's good for your hair.
Honest. I read that in People.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
boring day, eh?
My dogs have never peed on me either and my little one is still a puppy(my floor hasn't been so lucky though!). Dogs and cats BOTH rock:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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i've had dogs my whole life and have never gotten peed on by one of them. ive stepped in their poo though- not fun.
haha carrotop love your avi. yummy.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Submitted by JuneStar on June 19, 2008 - 11:45am.
if a little puppy pee is going to stop someone from getting a dog, well i just feel sorry for that person because they are missing out on so much. Id rather have a great dog and get a little pee on me every now and then, then never having a dog around.They're wonderful! i have a maltese and she has never peed on or around me. puppies are like babies, they can't control it as well.
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I feel the same way about men. Only replace 'pee' with 'splooge'.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 8:26am.
Incontinence is one reason I won't get a dog. (Having to walk it, and cleaning up the shit, is the other reason). I love animals, but I'll stick with ones capable of using a litterbox.
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My dog has never, ever peed on me.
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
Pete Wentz is fighting the bald. Doesn't her realize that wearing his hair like that only makes it more obvious? It's amazing what a nice, clean, short hair cut can do for a man.
Blake Lively has a Mischa Barton body...she's lookin a bit skinny-fat. Her face bugs me, too. She has an elderly look to her. I can't believe she's ONLY 20.
I'm sorry if i implied anything, but it was my opinion and i can share it too. i have both cats and dogs(and a turtle too) i was just saying that i hope it's not the ONLY reason you dont get a dog. THAT'S ALL. i wasnt trying to insult people. please, no drama!
PS-my dog is convinced she's a cat. she is literally sisters with one of my cats. it's so cute to watch. they love each other so much.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
June,
Some of us just aren't dog people. I prefer a more independant pet, and he has as much personality as any dog i've ever met.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by JuneStar on June 19, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Thanks for implying that anyone who doesn't love dog pee is a sad, deprived person, but I'm doing just fine without a dog, thanks.
And my cats are kind enough not to piss outside the litterbox.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
if a little puppy pee is going to stop someone from getting a dog, well i just feel sorry for that person because they are missing out on so much. Id rather have a great dog and get a little pee on me every now and then, then never having a dog around.They're wonderful! i have a maltese and she has never peed on or around me. puppies are like babies, they can't control it as well.
PS- cat pee is 100000 times worse.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
blake lively's face, esp the mouth area, annoys the crap out of me. she looks like the camel from raggedy anne.
i used to have such a girl crush on MM as Karen but I'll pass on seeing her naked. hehe. She was great in Young Frankenstein though. She looks better at 50 than most look at 30 anyway.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
That dogs looking at her like it wants to pee on her again.. Funny stuff!! "come back here, I ain't done!"
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Incontinence is one reason I won't get a dog. (Having to walk it, and cleaning up the shit, is the other reason). I love animals, but I'll stick with ones capable of using a litterbox.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on June 19, 2008 - 11:21am.
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NIIIIIce siggy.LOOOVE The Doors,just canged my avvie from "Morrison Hotel" to this hot bitch's mug shot. No,it is not me...or my Momma.LOL.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up assholes,that is me!
LOL
I can't wait for the Bruno movie. One Halloween, one of my friends dressed up as Bruno, microphone and all... it was HIlarious.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.