Thursday, June 19th 2008
Becks' Crotch Looms Over San Francisco
A huge billboard over Macy's in Union Square of Becks with no hands and a photoshopped crotch was unveiled to a crowd of screaming ninnies yesterday.
Becks was there in person to promote the new Emporio Armani panties ad campaign. He posed for pictures and signed half-nekkid pictures of himself for little boys. Jacko would be so proud.
Below is a video from ONTD of a bunch of dumb memaws screaming over the billboard. They act like they've just seen a 10-inch dick in person! A REAL 10-inch dick.
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I have to wonder how this guy could take himself seriously? Perhaps he doesn't.
ZiggyStardust on June 20, 2008 - 1:45am.
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Nice guys don't fuck other women when they are married, and then deny everything until it becomes an unavoidable truth that you think with your dick.
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I agree with you 100%.
again I only got blehhhhhh
He is a cheater! < and I fucking hate liars.
yuck yuck yuck
Is it International Day o' The Peen?
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Exercising pointless futility.
Gay.Ass.Picture.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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The gays can have 'im. There are a fuckload of hotter SOCCER PLAYERS out there, let alone men. Becks actually always striked me as having a tiny weiner and I have a sixth sense about that, call it a gift. That shit looks like straight up padding built into the manties.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Mountain Man: [to Bobby] Them panties. Take 'em off.
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well i thought that ho was gonna be replaced by josh hartnett.
that would be the hottest thing ever
i would eat that billboard alive =DD
Holy mother of God!
*packs bags and buys a plane ticket to SFO*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
OMG that video is sooo funny and sad.
Submitted by The C word on June 19, 2008 - 8:21am.
That thing has been in Posh.
‘Nuff said
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This is exactly what i said yesterday. The man is totally hot and all...but seeing that bulge reminds me that he sticks it in posh...it just gives me the EWwwwwwwwwwww's!!
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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.- Slater "Dazed and Confused"
Why do people bitch and moan when women are in their panties and bras on these billboards, but for Becks they have a parade?
I don't get it.
They should have put a big talk button on his dick. When someone presses it, Minnie Mouse starts talking. I bet there wouldn't have been as much fanfare. LOL
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
PrettyGirl. Chuck & Larry, is Way funny.. Except at the end, Lance Bass is in it. That's the only draw back.. And yes.. I'd love to fancy my finger all over Sandman!! Muah
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
what's he got a fucking squirrel in his panties?
Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 19, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I know he is overtly goodlooking, but he also seems like a genuine nice guy, a refreshing departure from the buy-into-their-own-hype types like Ryan Phillipe. And that does not look like 34th street in manhattan, that macys has dark grey walls, and no windows like that
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Nice guys don't fuck other women when they are married, and then deny everything until it becomes an unavoidable truth that you think with your dick.
Now I'm gonna have to rent Chuck and Larry! Thanks a mil! ;) Sandler's movies are hit-or-miss, but God I can sit there and watch him look pretty even in the worst ones! It would be fun to take your finger to his chest and swirl the hair around a lil' bit, wouldn't it?!
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Eurgh, anybody who would turn up to see a picture of David Beckham being unveiled is a moron.
I don't understand the hype around him or these photographs at all. Why the screams? Those women are marching their gender back centuries.
Are there ever crowds of horny men wolf whistling enmasse when a new Kelly Brooke billboard is put up?
Fucking idiots.
PrettyGirlw/aKnife.. Oh no. Not just you! Sandler is all hotness. Even in Chuck & Larry, His tan skin, and I'm a sucker for that hairy chest.. lol..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Okie: So it wasn't just me who thought his body looked particularly divine in that movie?! I thought he looked all kinds of yum! I don't know what he's been doing but, man, he needs to keep doing it! I love me some hot Jewness!
Corn: Eric Cartman needs to be Hot Slut of All Eternity. I don't have cable right now and I'm about to pee my pants waiting for Season 11 to come out on DVD! Oh, and I always have dreams that I'm dating Trey Parker, how weird am I?
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Well, this is San Francisco.
I laughed my ass off after discovering the gayest statue ever created on Market Street.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Ew! He DOES look like Gay Al! ROFLMAO!!!!!
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unfortunately, for us, there ain't much in there
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and the guido underwear is awful
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What's with his face??? I thought it was Star's Gay Al.
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That thing has been in Posh.
‘Nuff said.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I don't like his facial expression on that banner but his body looks 'yummy yummy in the tummy'
jesusH -- dude needs to stop, the more he does this shit the more unsexy he becomes. Mens Wearhouse models ooze sex compared to this sock puppet.
this has been one glorious week for the gays. First gay marriage is legal, now a big ass pic of Beck's package is unveiled in SF. Makes me wish I was a gay!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
I bet that one girl getting her jacket signed was like "Ohhhh My, he has his hand on me!"
Don't try to suck the stupid out of this man. How do you think Posh has managed to control him all these years?
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Thanks Pretty! I have considered changing it in the past, but there is no other magical icon that gives me the same feelings of joy every time I log in. Happy to see that you're a fan of the show also
Lovely. I found my masturbating material for today.
blehhhhh
He does absolutely nothing for me. I fail to see why people eg. Tommy girl gets his knickers in a knot over him!
PrettyGirl!! HI!!! Glad you knew what I was talking about!! That bush,Damn!! the Doctor was like "it looks like its being strangled" OMG, I know I want David B so bad,, But I like Adam Sandler too.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I know he is overtly goodlooking, but he also seems like a genuine nice guy, a refreshing departure from the buy-into-their-own-hype types like Ryan Phillipe. And that does not look like 34th street in manhattan, that macys has dark grey walls, and no windows like that.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Cornpone: I love you for having Eric as your avie!
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
"Totally stuffed. Becks probably isn't very hung."
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. He must have small balls, with that voice. And he's overcompensating with soccer.
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Ha ha ha, Okie! I saw that POS movie last weekend! "No, no, not de boosh."
Too bad a hot piece like him is wasted on ano Miss Piggy.
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
I would ride him into next Tuesday. If he kept his mouth shut.
He's so adorable in that 4th thumbnail!
...if I worked in that building, I would be fired for tonguing the window!
lol, Calrisse, I have no shame.
hugs y'all
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Totally stuffed. Becks probably isn't very hung.
If I worked in that building, I'd be upset that my sunlight got taken away.
I hope someone was clever enough to place a girating machine behind the picture right at the crotch level.
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Who bought their kids to that? I hope Becks signed football photos. The kids kind of kill the caliente of this post but I can over look it. Becks is so hot.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Those screaming voices sound pretty high. Are we sure it wasn't David Beckham himself?
OMG, with all that screaming, I thought that some Godzilla monster was invading the city!
urmomma,
"I would totally suck the stupid out of that man!"
Oh god! Officially my favorite comment of the day!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I'm sick of memaws talking so openly about sex these days. I mean, memaws in my real life seem to think I want to hear about their sex lives. Bitch, please. Don't traumatise my innocent ears and burn bad images into my brain.
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That must be in Cali cuz that aint 14th street in Manhattan.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Oh that Body!! *sssssllluuuuuuuuuuurrp* *licks from top to bottom then back down again* Back off bitches!!
Except I'm not too sure about that dong. It looks like Zohans piece.. Like he has a big 'ole bush!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I would totally suck the stupid out of that man!
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!
(and yes, i did trip over myself to get into this thread, and yes i am a bit ashamed.)
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!