Troll Girl
45-year-old Ali Lohan is in talks to play the female lead in a remake of the 1986 movie "Troll." White Oprah has already snagged the title role No, she hasn't, but that's truly a shame. That was the roll (as Brit Brit says) she was born to play.
Marc Malkin reports that Ali auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair who helps some boy named Harry Potter Jr (not that one) fight an evil troll. One of the Olsens better play the evil troll. I mean, they don't even have to shoot them. They can just use old footage from their shitty movies and "Full House."
The director had this to say about Ali, "The camera loves her. She's a really good actress...I am personally going to fight for her." The camera loves her? I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but does it also take off 20 years, because Ali cannot pass for a teen.
The original movie starred Sonny Bono and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Oh and when I said "she auditioned last week" I really meant "White Oprah gave all the producers blumpkins."
Thanks Derek
I love that of ALL movies to remake, they're remaking Troll. LOL
The money would be better well spent remaking STREET TRASH. Now that's a master piece.
Best part in TROLL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfteEihDzEI
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Holy fuck, I loved that movie. Noah Hathaway was the first guy I ever masterbated to. He's gonna be in the new film as well. Ah memories.
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NO but seriously..WHY does she look so old? ITs weird ...right?
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The war isn't working.
I saw the first show (the reality one) and it one segment, W.O. is talking about how this bitch is going to be a Ford model, and she is just soo hilarious and has an awesome singing voice. Ummmm...ok...
WOW! She really DOES have a dick nose! I don't think I even need discuss how there is absolutely NO WAY this old used up tampon of a Lohan is anywhere near 14.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
During my pedicure this morning I was forced to watch this mess of a show. White HO-prah is sickening and Ali is a slow puppet-child. This particular episode they were watching under-privileded black folk singing. I nearly gagged when Ali-gator tried to sing and Jesus wept.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
She looks like she's 40 with a hotdog nose and smashed in face.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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What. The. Fuck!
How is this girl 14? How!
just lookin' at the middle aged screamager
makes me just violent.
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Ok, I love the film "Troll" because I'm huge on horror flicks but the film was absolutely awful. However, there was a talking/singing mushroom in it. How could you ask for more? Anyway, the original was a flop and this version is probably gonna take the cake.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Does she only have top teeth?
ok, I'm sorry but I have seen several episodes of that shitty reality show she's in.
Girl is UGLAAAAY and her voice makes me want to bang my head into a wall a million times.
The only way her singing would be useful would be if you were trying to get your cats to mate.
I can't imagine that she can act.
White Oprah, her knees, and her mouth had something to do with this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
On topic, this "girl" has a bad case of penis-nose.
How long until her first drug bust, DUI, trip to rehab, and/or nipple/cooter slip?
A documentary was made about the dude from Washington, the one who got fucked to death by a horse. The name of the flick was called Zoo, available on Netflix.... And no, I haven't seen it.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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um, the eunice st. clair character is an old lady! so it's perfect, really...the character was played by june lockhart, the mom from lassie, in the original!
Why thank ya M.E.!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
iHeart, your avvie is doing the running man.
LOVE IT!
@Justjane- I read about a place in Africa that charged a fortune for people to have sex with zebras. Apparently they are very violent when they mate. Anyway, super wealthy sickos were paying like 50k or so to have sex with these zebras. The big turn on was if you would live through it. Hadn't heard about Wash.
"45-year-old Ali Lohan"
Best story opener EVAH.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
They are RUINING my childhood memories.
Troll was an AWESOME C grade movie. They CANNOT ruin it with this ho bag.
GET SOME ORIGINAL IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of this horse talk is making me a tad queasy but did you know that last year a man died of internal injuries after a tryst with a horse?
Apparently in Washington state there was a farm that catered to bestiality fetishists. He was dropped off at a hospital and later died from internal bleeding. Ugh-what the hell do you tell his mother?
@Sheeps- Yes, maybe too fresh and open minded. He was a douche bag anyway. No respect for women at all. He thought that I was going to be all shocked and embarassed when I saw the content of pictures with all of his co-worker buddies around. I wasn't, takes a lot to shock me. I cannot say that I wasn't grossed out. I still am, and this was 10 years ago. Barf!
Penis nose, mini mouth, skinny lips and the face of a 40 year old do not make a teen actress.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 10:42am.
So now they're remaking shitty B-movies from the 80's?
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Yeah!! WTF is up with that!?! The writers' strike has been over long enough for them to come up with SOMETHING that's not a remake. Jeeezly crow.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 7:42am.
That tail is going to be amusing and disturbing me for a bit. The hubby obviously has no respect for the wife, both to allow her to go through with that, then to share the pix at the office. On the other hand, they seem refreshingly open-minded and adventurous.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 10:39am.
Okie,
No shit (pffft!) right!!!
I like to think i'm an open minded gal, but no poopin on me!!
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DITTO!!! No Boston pancakes, no Pasadena Mudslides, hells to the no fucking way. And don't even THINK about pulling an R.Kelly.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 7:43am.
Don't you live near SA?
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
She has morphed into the indentical twin of 43 year old Kristin Davis!
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this bitch looks like she had a lot of work done her lips and her cheeks look fake don't know why she didn't get a nose job too and how long till the boob job
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 19, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 7:26am.
BWWAHAHAHAHA!! ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 7:26am.
It's hard to describe but I can show you. It's similar to a San Antonio Sloppy Joe.
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ROFLMMFAO---Yes, I am that gullible, I looked, LMAO baaaaaa-d sheeps, baaad.(but was still funny)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
A Longgggg Guyyland troll is a scary thing though, imagine her coming at you but randomly talking about aquanet, malls, and spewing ohhhmygoddd everyother word. Yikes
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 7:26am.
It's hard to describe but I can show you. It's similar to a San Antonio Sloppy Joe.
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Hey now....It is a San Antonio Sloppy Jose.
Sorry had to fix.
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@Sheeps- You would think that he would have waited a little while to introduce beastiality into the relationship. The honeymoon must've not been that exciting after that. I would hate to think what would get brought up in court in the event of a divorce. Hope the horse wasn't Mr.Ed. The "tails " he could tell!
"Troll" scared the shit out of me when i was little, and now Ali Lohan's makeup is doing the same. It's pretty sad when the drag queen makeup artists at my local MAC counter look more natural than this bitch.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
So now they're remaking shitty B-movies from the 80's?
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Okie,
No shit (pffft!) right!!!
I like to think i'm an open minded gal, but no poopin on me!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
this bitch looks like the bottom of a foot.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Holy shit-when I first looked at that pic I thought it was Salma Hayek. Girl is looking way too old for her age
Submitted by devilgirl on June 19, 2008 - 7:30am.
That's a great story, but it's depressing it happened on their honeymoon. I thought couples only got bored with their sex lives after a few years of marriage? And is it really cheating if your husband consents and it's a horse?
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
Clarisse. LMAO @ the boston pancake.. MMM.. I love extra syrup on mine, please.. LOL.. *blushes* then *faints*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I feel so bad for the youngest Hohan sibling, whatshisface, Cody? He will probably grow up to be a serial killer.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 19, 2008 - 7:26am.
It's hard to describe but I can show you. It's similar to a San Antonio Sloppy Joe.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
@DebfromHell-Don't know. I no lon ger work at the place and he got fired shorty after he showed those pictures.
@Okla- Yeah, I don't think it was a wise move on his part pimping his ho out to a horse, especially on their honeymoon no less. I imagine she took up horseback riding when she got home. Gives a whole new meaning to "hung like a horse" I often wondered, did she and the horse have safe sex? Imagine the STD's the horse was probably exposed to. If she'll do a horse, God only knows what she had had before!
Thank you, Clarisssse...
Sheeps! I'm taking my hoof-warmers back!! LOL!! Naughty sheeps, your fluffy woolly curls hide your devil's horns nicely! LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh god, Troll is seriously the WORST movie! It will be the perfect vehicle for Ali.
I watched this kid on E! the other night and I was shocked by what a horrid freaking brat she is. That whole family is truly screwed. Mom should be so proud.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 10:08am
Sheeps, why you leave me hangin', didn't you get the hoofwarmers I sent for those chilly nights after a fresh shearing? I'll complain to PETA about Madonna dying your cousins that hideous pink and blue...What is a Compton Carwash?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Roger that. No compton carwash. I think Sheeps is pulling our collective legs...
Cleveland Steamer. Check. Boston Pancack. Check. Compton carwash. Negatorie.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!