Right Where They Belong!
Katie Price (the whorebag formerly known as Jordan) and Peter Andre's CD of love songs has gone to the birds! The Sun found 40,000 copies of the CD covered in bird shit.
This is what these two homos deserves! They ruined some of our beloved classics! I mean, they covered "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and "Islands in the Stream." That is a gay crime!
The bitch that found this shit said, "I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy."
Those birds should really get jobs as critics for Billboard. They know their shit!
Below is Katie and Peter singing "A Whole New World" live. Katie seriously has the voice of an angel......slowly being strangled.
There goes my dinner.....
MK, have you seen the amazon.co.uk reviews of their album? HILARIOUS, hilarious, hilarious. Smoke a bowl and read them all.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/customer-review...
OMG i can't stop laughing!!!! this is HORRIBLE!!! my dead cat can sing better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s
*edit* - it's a fake but a damn funny one.
oh, that shit is HOT!
hot mess. i don't care...i fucking love their stupid chav asses. where the fuck is Harvey in all this?!?!?
team Harvey!
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 19, 2008 - 9:32am.
They should be shot for attempting "Islands in the Stream."
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It's sacrilege, I tell you, sacrilege! I'll supply the bullets.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
OUCK OUCH OUCH MY EARS!!!!!
He sounds like a queer with a 2 foot dildo stuck up his ass and she sounds like a 7 year old singing at a school recital. This is doo doo caca at it's finest....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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It is always amusing and incredibly satisfying when no-talent celebutards achieve the 'success' they deserve.
What a waste of time, money and materials. They should both be fined for the costs of having that steaming pile hauled away... and I'm not talking about the bird shit.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I'll take two dozen copies of their cd. My macaw ran out of newspaper last night and the man has to take a crap.
Serves them right for slaughtering *anything* Disney (well, other than the whores they crank out), but to butcher the animated films I grew up on is asking for it in a huge way.
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
I call BULLSHIT!!! This is the edited and voiced over version of the duet!!!! Go on Youtube and look for the really Jordan sung video or audio.... it's there, in all it's shrieked out glory.
You know, I was a young boy in Australialand watching New Faces (the talent show) when I first saw Peter Andre perform. The gay judge said we were watching the birth of a star but then in the grand final Peter's performance was a complete ripoff of Michael Jackson and he lost major points for unoriginality and lost the comp. What a dope.
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Where did Peter's neck go?
Thanks a lot Michael. Thanks to you, after following that Harvey "Fuck off!" link I ended up spending ages watching those Jordan and Peter videos on YouTube. I am now dumber and speak with a British accent after listening to those two twats. Their kids are already smarter than them- one highlight (besides Harvey) was watching their son Junior telling Peter to "shut up" when Peter was telling him the story of how he and Jordan first met. (Although Junior will probably grow up to be a douche dating the latest member of a girl group).
Oh and happy birthday bitch. Yeah.
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I'm not about to fucking lie here - I OWN this CD because I HAD to buy it after MK gave it so much press. I also have all of the HOFF's CDs and they are so horrible I love them. I get fascinated by the kind of people who market themselves as real artists and make millions singing CRAP. Listening to the Hoff sing Silent Night in German brings a tear to my eye. These two dorks mezmerize me.
HATE MYSELF
"Those birds should really get jobs as critics for Billboard. They know their shit!"
PUN INTENDED!
Unfortunately, it wasn't as awful as I'd hoped! Dammit! I must be going soft. Where's my nipple clamps?
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
I just played it without watching and can't complain too much. It wasn't THAT bad. It wasn't Celine Dion either!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
d by Sheeps on June 19, 2008 - 8:28am.
Anyone who doubts Peter is on the ghey-ish side just needs to look at the CD cover photo.
or hear him singing
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Jordan, wearing a bright pink, TIGHT, catsuit, while at LEAST 6+ months pregnant, singing "Not Just Anybody" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpmv4k7lfwM LIVE
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
That song is dedicated to the birds who decided to shit on them.
I can hear the birds singing....
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go.
So lets shit on those morons.
Nasal...."A Whole New Nose" would have been more appropriate.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Sadly, they both sound better than Wino trying to do Michael Jackson.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
"Islands in the Stream."
SACRILEGE!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
MK posted the wrong video. Some fan has tampered with this version and put the Auto-tune track back. Here's the real one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s
I didn't think she was that bad. She's definitely a step up above that big headed bitch, Rihanna.
Peter sounded pretty cool too...asexual, but cool.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
The irony of this would be lost on Katie.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 9:34am.
ha ha ha
You nucking fut job! LOL!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
That is pretty gross, all that bird shit.. It would be more funny if that shit was on their faces.. blech!!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
he doesn't sound bad at all. almost like the disney version. and jordan sounds better than wino crackheadedness.
Uhm, No they didn't just try to sing Aladdins 'a whole new world' I'll cut a bitch.. that's Jasmine's song. and Only her song!! Damn , I love Aladdin!! *swoons*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Now if we could do something about the face we'd be in business. A least she looks good leaving
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Ugh!! You again...
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She sounds kind of Asian.. Weird
They should be shot for attempting "Islands in the Stream."
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
I was embarassed watching these fools. He is sooooo gay. They are a really repulsive couple and equally repulsive singers.
They're no Peaches and Herb, that's for sure.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
he looks and sounds gay. she looks and sounds like a back alley tranny miracle.
Oh come one now, she doesn't sound THAT bad....Oh, wait, that's him. Nevermind.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
"I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! What a great way to kick start the afternoon!!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Anyone who doubts Peter is on the ghey-ish side just needs to look at the CD cover photo.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
These two should remake crap like "Seasons in the Sun" or "You Light Up My Life," which sucked ass anyway.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun!
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