Baby Cailynn Is Coming Tomorrow (Maybe)
The National Enquirer is reporting that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is going to pop out a baby sometime tomorrow. Sources tell them that she had an ultrasound last week that showed her baby may be in the breech position, so the docs decided to schedule her c-section for tomorrow.
Brit Brit, Daddy Spears and the rest of the clan is currently in Kentwood.
I'm a little disappointed to hear that JL is going to give birth in a hospital. I was secretly hoping she would go into labor in the middle of Piggly Wiggly. That would be poetic.
Casey and Jamie Lynn are reportedly having a girl. They are planning to name her a combination of both their names, Cailynn or Cassie. Boring. If they are going to go that route, they should give her a spicier name like Jaca or Seymie.
And everything will be fine now that Brit Brit is there! Jamie Lynn will pop out a healthy baby Jaca and everyone will celebrate over possum fritters and Budweisertinis.
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seeing pictures of JL's baby-daddy always makes me think of talledaga nights! ricky bobby! i bet that's how it goes down hard in kentwood- like the scene in the movie where they were praying at the dining room table over kFc, dominoes pizza, and mt. dew, HA~HA
Kizzy - I wouldn't put my kids anywhere NEAR a camera or the paps. I'd run off like Demi and Bruce did when they were raising the tater tots.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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Huh? LOL. Translate, please - I'm really slow today.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 18, 2008 - 4:04pm.
If they would name their kid after a car it would be a truck. Trust. "FloMaster Glass Pack Chevy Z71 Aldridge" That is swamp truck lingo. My ex is from swamp land Alabama. **hangs head and runs to make a drink**
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They could usher in the return of the name Flo.....an oldie, but a goodie!
I like your style...
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
If they would name their kid after a car it would be a truck. Trust. "FloMaster Glass Pack Chevy Z71 Aldridge" That is swamp truck lingo. My ex is from swamp land Alabama. **hangs head and runs to make a drink**
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 6:57pm
Your mom at 20 FORGOT more sense than either Spears sister, and the majority of Hollywood moms. (Denise Richards-Pam Anderson)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ruh? No smote??? *dying*
Off to CC thread I roll.
Miz.....
The smite did not work as well as we all had hoped. The new little friend is on the Charlotte Church thread...
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
"everyone will celebrate over possum fritters and Budweisertinis."
oh yes.. and maybe Mike Huckabee will send over some freshly "kilt" squirrel meats for the Bar-B-Q
celebration..tastee
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 6:56pm.
You're a real mom, you don't just want to play one for the cameras?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i had my son at 35 and labor was a bitch, but I knew I was going to have memories of what it took to bring a child into this world the old fashioned way. And it was worth ever second of it. Not like these Hollywood pussies who dont want to feel a thing.
No offense to you moms who didnt have a choice~
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dramaqueen: your smiting of al evil and vanquishing of all dragons today has been exquisite, my love. Simply exquisite.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Migraine Sally: I think you're more on the right track w/ Mercedes, cuz that's classy-like, y'all!
Kizzy: Thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
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and don't forget to tip your waitress
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 6:53pm.
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It must be. And you know what the sad part is? My mom had me when she was 20 years old! She had more sense at 20 then most of these bitches in Hollywood who pop out babies who were older than her.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Migraine Sally: I think you're more on the right track w/ Mercedes, cuz that's classy-like, y'all!
Kizzy: Thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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DAE - for most women, labor is something the don't necessarily look forward to, but accept as part of becoming a mother and bringing YOUR child into the world.
Labor SUCKED ASS, but it was worth it and a memory that I hold foldly.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on June 18, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Tahj--BWAHHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That is so HICK sounding. I hate these made up stupid names. Jamie Lynn will be a grandmother herself in about 15 or 16 years. The name says it all.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by the_shari-est on June 18, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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The same silliness as Hekki and Khandi, putting the BABY before yourself. Unthinkable in Hollywood.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on June 18, 2008 - 6:47pm.
How dare you make fun of lil' Sportage Escalade Spears Aldridge!
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They could call the baby Tahj for short!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by Migraine Sally on June 18, 2008 - 6:47pm.
How dare you make fun of lil' Sportage Escalade Spears Aldridge!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pardon me if I step on a comment but
Bwahahahhahahahaha!! BUDWEISERTINIS!!
Lord, help me...
*collapsing in a giggling/hiccuping heap*
Hola everyone!!
Submitted by Khandi on June 18, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Yeah shame on us Kizzy
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Don't tell me you went so far as to actually RAISE your kids yourselves, did you? So silly, you just dress them up to make yourself look good, that's how you properly parent a Hollywood prostitot. Nannies handle the rest. Y'know the mundane things like feeding, changing, quality time, teaching them things. They are there for photo-ops only.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 11:38pm.
DAE - Yes, I'm serious. Shitters said that.
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O.M.G What a dumbass!! Call me crazy, but the part of being pregnant i'm looking forward to most is labour, I know it's going to long, hard & painful, BUT at the end of it - I'll get to hold my baby for the first time!!! (No I'm not pregnant - yet) I hat Unfitney, more & more with each passing second.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
dramaqueen, kizzy..
Don't these hillbillies just look like they would name their kid soemthing ridiculous like that?
or Mercedes
Submitted by the_shari-est on June 18, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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When my mom was pregnant with me, I was a whole month late (her original due date was April 7th and I came in the second week of May). The doctor tried to schedule a c-section after a week, but my mom wasn't having it especially since my life wasn't in any immediate jeopardy - she let me come into the world when I was ready. And she never went back to that doctor (she found a new one who didn't force the c-section issue). Now, I'm not saying your choice was wrong, you had your reasons for scheduling your c-section; however, if women can avoid having major surgery just to pop out a kid, then they should. If your child's life is not in any danger and you're fine, then what's wrong with waiting a little while? I never understood that....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Yeah shame on us Kizzy.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 6:40pm
ROFL- BWWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Casey has better "birthing hips" than Jamie Lynn.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on June 18, 2008 - 5:29pm.
*hanging head* I guess I'll just put Kia Rio & Moped on the back of my Huffy & hit the road.
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My doctor told me I had to have a c section for my first because she was already a week late and hadn't dropped at all and was breech. Had my check up, he got a second opinion, sent me for another ultrasound and they ended up scheduling me the next day.
Just saying.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
DAE - Yes, I'm serious. Shitters said that.
Hekki, Khandi, you silly ladies, you mean you actually cared more about what would be beneficial to the CHILD rather than yourselves? Perish the thought! Hollywood babies are accessories, don'tcha know! The nanny will figure out what's good for the baby.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
look at ole Casey takin out the trash.
and the garbage can too
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on June 18, 2008 - 6:29pm
OMG no way!! BWAHHAHAHAHA Why not just name them, "Pleasestuffmeinlockerseveryday"
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn straight Hekki.
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 10:40pm.
OF COURSE she's having a c-section. Gaurantee that baby aint breech, she just doesn't want the flack that Shitters got when she said she had c-sections because she was "too scared" of labor.
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She WHAT??!! Please tell me that's a joke. That's worse than Christina reasoning.
Oh to answer you're question about Unfitney being knocked up? - She's hiding her stomach, more than normal, so yeah, I think she is.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
@dq & bb--Even more pathetic, the bitch's nips are still at her elbows, with a damn bra on!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
At the park the other night, a woman was calling after her toddler daughter....
"Come here, Bentley" the other kids name was "Porsche"
I shit you not!
and then she got into a Hummer. I was just shaking my head....
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
More proof this is a PLANNED c-section. Shitters and Papa Spears KNEW to fly out.
Submitted by Callan on June 18, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Proper diction is no longer enforced as stringently as it once was, much to our dismay. I do hope you won't have to suffer with "Cailynn" because of this.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 3:22pm.
If Jamie Lynn is due now, that mean she got knocked up in September. When she flat out DENIED it.
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Nope. The baby is "early"......lmao.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
The Spears clan remind me of the scary freaky ppl that live at the dump here, and they love it.
they all name their kids the same as these backwoods freaks.
Shitters is such a retarded case...the white straps? Typical. One shouldnt bitch...at least the sow is wearing a fucking bra.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Damn, if Shitney is preggo, that poor kid is going to come out of the womb w/ a ciggie in one hand, a Red Bull & vodka in the other, looking around for a mirror to snort off of. Regardless of her situation, the white bra straps hanging out are so classy.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 18, 2008 - 6:19pm.
For reals. I doubt this is the first underage hick he's had to pay to keep quiet. All those execs have skeletons in their closets, and know where "bodies are buried" on their rivals. That's the real grease in Hollywood, besides astroglide.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks like a white trash soccer mom in that photo. Definitely getting a vanity C-section. Breech babies don't mean a thing until delivery. During labor, they sometimes turn around on their own, or the doctor will turn it around for you. Can't stand this pig. I wonder who the Nick exec is...
I thought they were going to call the baby Emma Jean??
Cassie is a nice name, better than Cailynn
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
If Jamie Lynn is due now, that mean she got knocked up in September. When she flat out DENIED it.
I thought they'd name it Dan Schneider, or Danielle Schneider.
They are so fucking HILLBILLY!
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Ugh when people mispronounce my name they say it like "Cailynn". That name just has negative connotation for me.