Baby Cailynn Is Coming Tomorrow (Maybe)

Submitted by lara on June 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.
1) i don't have kids but i don't know why you say the c-section is the easy way. i had a minor operation compared to c-section and after the effects of the anesthesia fade it hurt like crazy.

2) why do women have to act like martyrs and why is it bad if jamie lynn thinks it will hurt her less if she has a c-section? why does she have to suffer if she thinks there is an easier way?

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1) C-section isn't the easier way, it's the quicker way. People do forget that it's major abdominal surgery and you are out of commission for many days/weeks after the birth. Even holding your baby can be painful. Some celebrities are "too posh to push" and actually go for c-section weeks before their due dates so that they can lessen their chances for stretch marks. If you have a normal pregnancy, it is far better to have a minimally invasive birth, rather than an elective c-section. It's better for you and better for the baby.

2) Funny you should mention that, but in Muslim cultures, motherhood is a form of martyrdom, and there is a saying that "heaven lies beneath the feet of the mother." But I digress...like someone said earlier, you have to place your baby first, even if it means making many sacrifices. If you don't want to sacrifice, don't become a mother. If Jamie Lynn thinks it's easier to have a c-section, well, it's easier for those 15 minutes. It's hell after that. As far as labor and delivery go, I think you should at least give vaginal birth a try. As a woman, your body was meant to handle this. It's a natural function and most people go through it okay, especially in the western world where all the precautions are in place. When you have a natural birth, your body bounces back pretty quickly. Whatever Jamie Lynn decides, she's an idiot if I ever saw one.

Balenciaga, that is the most noble thing I have ever read. I am sorry for your loss. It may sound trite and I don't mean it that way but you BF earned her wings everyday on earth.

Police and others have done the same and I always sit back in wonderment at unconditional love for another human being.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 19, 2008 - 12:42am.

*screams in delight* *bounces* *adds dramaqueens's idea to list of things to do when pregnant*
That's sounds, beyond awsome!! Thanks for that dramaqueen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:42pm.
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Oh yeah, midwifery is very extensive (they've got to go to medical school for about 8 years or more). Midwives are actually more qualified to deliver babies than OBG's.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 19, 2008 - 12:31am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 4:28pm.
I can't wait for my wish to finally, finally, come true!!
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When it does happen, I hope it is all you wish for...and more!

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Thank you!!!! ((hugs))

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

I know I said I was going, but my best friend and her son both drowned on mothers Day. The boy was 10 and the mom 36. she managed to save the other son age 8, and little daughter age 4 before going under for the last time. the last eyewitness account was she and the 10 yr old son together out in the rip tide before they both went under.
they never recovered the mother or son. Her son was my sons best friend as well and taught him a horrible lesson on death.
Just saying, enjoy them while you can...
Her husband has since remarried, but its been horrible. We basically raised his other kids while he tried to get it together for a year. It makes you appreciate what you have.
Sorry to be off topic~

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

Submitted by justjane on June 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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If little 3lb Nicole Richie can push a baby out of her twat, the rest of these bitches ought to be ashamed of themselves.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

QC: I was not aware midwives were so well trained.

DAE: When you do, may I recommend you find a good site for expecting moms? I found a great one here in the states -- americanbaby.com where you can register & enter your due date & some other info, & they give you weekly updates on what your baby looks like/can do at each stage. My favorite was when we were informed he could distinguish light. It suggested putting a flashlight on my tummy. He actually turned toward it & reached for it! TOO cool!!!!!

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O.K. so my first was breach-I went in for this procedure where they basically beat the crap out of me to get the kid to turn...and he did.

c-sections are not all that good for the baby as they can't naturally and more efficiently get all the shit out of their lungs/airway they need to breath. Do any of these celebretards deliver vaginally? Most of them are probs full of herpes and afraid of blinding their newborn with that hazardous trip down the dirty vessel.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:38pm.
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No, she was crazy!!! LOL, I'm anti c-section (unless there's a medical reason it needs to be done), but damn that if I would've stayed in labor for 3 WEEKS!!! Hell to the nah....I'd have had that damn kid ripped out of me so fast, lol.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:38pm.

I was a week early, and am very impatient. My brother was a week late, and he's been late everywhere ever since.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 6:30pm.

Your mom is a saint! I really like the idea of waiting until your child is ready to be born. (Of course, my son was one day early, & I was MORE THAN READY!!!!!!!)
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Submitted by joanne on June 19, 2008 - 12:13am.

I am so sorry you had to go through that. I can't even the begin imagine the pain. ((sending out love, warm thoughts & huggs)

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Submitted by mike on June 19, 2008 - 12:18am.

That's very true (well for me anyway) i've watched c-section birthing vids, i'd rather give birth naturally.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 19, 2008 - 12:20am.

I know, I still can't wait!! Honestly, the thought of just BEING pregnant makes my heart dance with joy. I just can't wait, being pregnant, going through labour - I'm soooo looking forward to it!

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Actually, believe it or not, a lot of midwives are trained to handle that kind of situation. They usually have routes mapped out from your house to the hospital, they're trained in CPR/First Aid, they also know how to use oxygen and all that good stuff to help keep a baby stable if their little heart slows/stops beating until they can get you to a hospital. But of course, home birth is only really advisable if you have a normal pregnancy. If for some reason I'm high risk, I'll go to a birthing center which is almost the same thing as a home delivery (there are midwives there instead of OB/GYN's).

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 6:28pm.

Oh, honey, it's NOTHING to be ashamed of! Again, if I lost my boy (5 now), I wouldn't be around much longer. I can't have any more, & he is my life. The fact that you found a reason to continue living is amazing. & look what you have to show for it now! 2 beautiful children! No shame. I think you're very brave.

Dammit! I keep meaning to add OT: The Spears suck! Just to keep me legal & all ...
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 7:30pm.

That would totally screw up the Casey is the babydaddy cover story.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 4:28pm.

I can't wait for my wish to finally, finally, come true!!
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When it does happen, I hope it is all you wish for...and more!

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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My mom ate nothing but pasta when she was pregnant with me and Italian subs with my brother, lol. She was such a pig. But we came out fine. Well, relatively speaking. And the only reason why my mom didn't listen to her doctor was because she's freaked out by needles so no way was she going to let someone cut her open - unless of course there had been something wrong with me. But the doctor who did her second opinion check up told her there was no real reason for her to have a c-section other than the fact that her original doctor just wanted to hurry up and get the birth done. Hell, she was in labor for 3 weeks with my brother (five centimeters dilated until the third week) and didn't even consider a c-section! Again, my brother was fine so she just said to hell with it - he'll come when he's ready, even if I'm in hella pain.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Why don't they call her "Danilynn"? It would honor Dan Schneider and Jamie Lynn, and, like Danilynn Smith-Birkhead, reflect the likelihood of a mangled existence.

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QC: The only thing that scares me about a home birth is that if something happens (God forbid!), you are not where you can get the help you need. I had one friend whose child pooped before being born, poisoning herself & almost dying. My son's heartbeat started to slow, so they had me on oxygen & sensors on him, in the womb. I was very grateful the docs were there. It might still have been okay, but for me, it wasn't worth taking the chance. (Plus, I was really glad it was the hospital sheets & not mine he was born on -- it's a MESS!)
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Yesterday I was on the bus and there was a woman with her son, he looked to be about 3 or 4. She totally ignored him, and when she did talk to him she seemed entirely uninterested. Obviously she may not be like that all the time, but it was painful to watch. I wanted to say to her, "Hey lady, try smiling at and hugging your kid, why doncha?"
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 12:14am.

I've known since was very little, that was destinied for motherhood. I have all the names picked out, I know what schools I want them to attend, what part of the country i'm moving to raise them, everything is planned out, I just need to get preggers!!

So jealous. It makes me soo angry that people like Unfitney can get pregant so easily & it's so clear she doesnt even WANT her babies!!!

I can't wait for my wish to finally, finally, come true!!

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 7:20pm.
I stayed drunk and drugged for a long time. A woman I worked with lost her daughter to cancer at the age of three, there were happy memories there and she wasn't drunk or drugged she was glad for the time, needless to say, I was deeply shamed and followed a different route.

@joanne-- I'm really sorry for your loss. I can't imagine that kind of pain. xxxx

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Lara: I cannot speak for anyone but myself, but I believe that once you become a mom (find out you're pregnant), you do what's best for the baby, & that never stops. You don't drink, you don't smoke, you don't do drugs, you don't eat red meat or blue cheese or Brie. You don't have caffeine if you're an older mom like I was. You take your vitamins, you eat healthy food, you drink your milk, & you follow your doctor's orders to the letter (except for QueenCharisma -- I applaud your mom's sense in following her gut). It's no longer about you.
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Submitted by mike on June 18, 2008 - 7:18pm.

Agreed. Why that is supposedly the "better" option, I'll never know, but I guess it has to do with a real baby being a real inconvenience rather than actually bringing a new life into the world. You just schedule it like a manicure. And then they wonder how they turn out like Britney or Paris.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 4:19pm.

It makes us who we are today, my crappy upbringing and luck made me more tolerable and a better nurse. I now have a beautiful thirteen year old daughter and a 29 year old son.
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SWEET! :)
I had a crappy upbringing and all I got was two spoiled cats and a very demanding dog.
LOL

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Joanne~
I just read your comment. Im so sorry. I dont know how you could even keep going. i know I couldnt. I told my hubby the other day that if something happened to my son, they'd have to take me out right along side of him. I wouldnt want to live.

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Submitted by mike on June 18, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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After seeing "The Business of Being Born" (a documentary on home births), I've decided to go all natural at home. Of course, I say that now but I may be sining a whole different tune once those labor pains start kicking in. C-sections freak me out.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

DAE: Everything ME said! IT's extremely painful (especially back labor, don't get me started!), extremely intense, & the best experience I've ever had!

Joanne: I'm so sorry -- I can't imagine losing a child. It's a testament to your strength that you're still among the living. I don't think I'm that strong.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 7:15pm.

It makes us who we are today, my crappy upbringing and luck made me more tolerable and a better nurse. I now have a beautiful thirteen year old daughter and a 29 year old son.

I think if a pregnant women were made to watch a video of a "natural" childbirth and then one of a c-section, very few would choose the latter.

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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LOL! She would be proud :D

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

1) i don't have kids but i don't know why you say the c-section is the easy way. i had a minor operation compared to c-section and after the effects of the anesthesia fade it hurt like crazy.

2) why do women have to act like martyrs and why is it bad if jamie lynn thinks it will hurt her less if she has a c-section? why does she have to suffer if she thinks there is an easier way?

sory my english.

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

So sorry you had to go through that.
xoxox♥
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Im out...have a good night sluts! This crap is old. I could really care less if she is knocked up with the Nick exec's spawn.
I am only excited by little Royal Ginge who HAS to be Hewitt's son. I would have cheated on old yeller teefs too.

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Out too! *hugs*

Good night and peace.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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LMAO and she STILL has more sense than either Spears sister!!!

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

DAE - I was the same way and when I finally became a mother it was like a wish come true. I love it!

I loved pregnancy, the birth, everything.

Holding this tiny person that you have grown in your womb for 10 months, anticipating the day you'd FINALLY get to meet him or her, best feeling in the world.

Submitted by joanne on June 18, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

I wish her the best, I was a seventeen with an emergency section at 71/2 months, I was gutted like a pig and my son was born with hyaline membrane (RDS) and died 21 days later in intensive care. I wish they wouldn't glamorize teen pregnancy. I did work with a girl who had one at 15 and married the dad, they are still together, that usually isn't the case though.

Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 7:07pm

Real parents do crazy shit like that. Hollywood moms just coordinate the accessories' outfits to theirs and hold them for the cameras. That's the only time they're with their kids, and certainly the only time they actually TOUCH them. You silly real moms, going through labor, actual parenting, giving meaning to motherhood, these are foreign concepts in Hollywood.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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LOL, my mother is short bus material, bless her heart.

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Ok sluts. I'm out!

Have fun with the new troll.

Submitted by M.E. on June 18, 2008 - 11:56pm.

I hold no delusions about labour, I've sat through 12 hours of birth videos, while the look of intense pain scares me silly, ALL the women looks so overjoyed when the baby is placed in their arms for the first time. Such a look of bliss. And after that - you have babies first steps, the first day at school, the first major strop! I can't wait for motherhood, i really can't, you can even begin to imagine how jealous i am off all the mums on here.

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Thx Sally, I love your style too. Casey probably has his own Swampbuggy.

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

LMAO, Drama!! And a good steaming they will need! *crying, literally crying*

ME is a real mom, & an AWESOME one! She's the real deal.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 7:06pm.

Your mother at 20 had forgotten more knowledge than either Spears sister and most of the Hollywood moms ever possessed.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Ro: Why thank, you, love! I'm steaming my tights & cape as we speak ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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