Baby Cailynn Is Coming Tomorrow (Maybe)

Submitted by giddy goat on June 19, 2008 - 12:08am.
I think it's so sad that this child has been all but abandoned by her family during a pregnancy that she probably isn't prepared to deal with. What kind of parent leaves their pregnant 17 year old to fend for themselves?

My mom did that to my sister, it only lasted for about 4 or 5 months, her deal was you think you're an adult now it's time to act like one. That was 14 yrs ago. Of course my sister still lived at home then and went to school and got married and moved to Louisiana, but that was because her hubs is in the army.

When I grow up
I wanna have boobies

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 19, 2008 - 7:25am.

You cant knock that, and you people shouldn't hate on that. Esp you guys who have teenage children. Please like you know how many abortions YOUR child has had, or how many boys she has screwed or how many STD'S she has.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I KNEW she was having a girl. I have my "Welcome back Batshitney!" sign all ready to go!

This ho better come thru and deliver a baby girl or I'm giving up completely. The whole Mimi LR thing is bad enough:(

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Good luck Jamie Lynn. I hope she has a beautiful and healthy child. I like Jamie and admire her for taking the higher road through out this ordeal. She was old enough to fuck without protection so she felt it was her responsibility to have a child. You cant knock that, and you people shouldn't hate on that. Esp you guys who have teenage children. Please like you know how many abortions YOUR child has had, or how many boys she has screwed or how many STD'S she has.

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Is he dragging her luggage?

it's so sad that this child has been all but abandoned by her family .Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ----WealthyDater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Just look at that poor boy dragging that garbage bin! He's been domesticated already! I'd like to smack that JL for sucking all the life outta that cute boy at such a young age - he doesnt need a friggin kid, he needs a MAN to take care of him and satisfy all his needs.

I'm just that man - Casey, give that tramp up, and let her keep the baby - I'll keep you happy, much more than she could.
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That's it. I've had it. Next time I see some dumbass naming a poor innocent baby with one of those trashy "made-up from the parents' names" monikers, I am gonna get violent.

I mean JLS's name was bad enough, but now she's giving her kid the name "Cailynn"? I guess it's her revenge on the kid for daring to be conceived, and thus ruining mawmaw's career.

"I was secretly hoping she would go into labor in the middle of Piggly Wiggly."

I was hoping more for a gas station bathroom, since she and her sister spend so much time posing at the pumps.

dramaqueen, that is pretty awesome. :D

Alltheprettyones, I just spit my soup all over the monitor. You got the style just right!

OK, time to vent. I am sick of seeing these idiot spelling variations of cutie-pie names and unusual variations of idiot names. KateLynn, Kaitelinne, Cailynn, Caelinne, on and on it goes. I am thinking Jamie Lynn's children will all have a variation of lynn in their names Cailynn, Mailinn, shailynne. I hate dumb names, and even dumber spellings. My cousin just named her child Syndee (Cindy. Sheesh.

I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

it does suck that jamie lynn has been left on her own through this pregnancy. I guess no one should be surprised if she makes bad choices.

I wonder what britney will do to get ALL the attention when people pause to be interested that jamie lynn is giving birth.

Holy shit. Last time I left this thread, ther were only 45 comments. WTF did I misss?

Submitted by giddy goat on June 19, 2008 - 12:08am.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

I think it's so sad that this child has been all but abandoned by her family during a pregnancy that she probably isn't prepared to deal with. What kind of parent leaves their pregnant 17 year old to fend for themselves?

Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 18, 2008 - 8:38pm.

This may be total bullshit, because I'm not in the med profession, but I heard some docs are doing mini or modified tummy tucks that involve tightening the skin, not cutting through the layers of muscle. They already have the incision with the "bikini cut" c-section, so all they have to do is take the excess skin off. Can anyone tell me if this is fact or fiction?

Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 18, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Nah the whole tummy tuck/ cesarian combo is a myth. No doctor in his or her right mind would risk this surgery. They are both two major to do at once.
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You're talking about doctors in their right minds but you forget the money hungry doctors and those with no scruples. I tell you girl, I've met in my short life at least half a dozen butchers that if the client has the contacts and the money ($$$$$$$$), they can even throw tits, ass, and nose to the cesarean/tummy tuck convo if that means more cash. Those are the ones that make celebrity's dreams (and nightmares) come true. Trust.
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We're all stars now in the dope show

Well I guess she will be happy to drop that load!

I don't know one teenager who wants to be pregnant. I am from the south and this is a riducles mess. This girl is going to cry like a baby when she gets into the labor and delivery room. I have had 3 C-Section and the shyte still is painful!!!!!!!

Everyone in the Spears family seems to be focusing on cash cow BRIT-BRIT but the bottom line is that this baby deserves more!!!!!!

I try to avoid pics of this prego teen but shyte happens. I wish her the best. I was pregnant with my first at 19 and I am now 35 (I married my baby's daddy but shyte was no different). I am not in Hollywierd but I did managed to get my BA and shyte is hard. I hope she can get work to support that baby.

Right Now Funds Are Tight and Money Aint Easy to Come By!!!

My prayers go out to them hillbillie nuts!!!! Jaime can't save the whole fam!

Yall have a Good Evening!!!

Guess it makes sense that Jamie Lynn is having a C-Section. She doesn't want to 'ruin' her best asset.

Name one celebrity that has a baby the old fashioned way. They all have c-sections. It wouldn't be because most of them have herpes, is it? Hmmm.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 6:13pm.
ME - I refuse to believe it. I think Cailynn, Honor, Asslee's baby, and Brit's baby are actually the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and the end is seriously fucking nigh.
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Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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Oh yeah, a birthing center was my number 2 option for labor. My mom had me in one and had a great experience (well, despite the 36 hour labor) so if I can't do it at home, I'll be more than happy to go to a center and sit in their tubs/pools! I just don't want to be in a hospital. They give me the willies.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Jamie Lynn will pop out a healthy baby

After reading some of the Dlister birthing stories, I guess "popping out a baby" is a bit of an understatement.

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A little info for people who are naming kids: Some people believe that a balanced numerology name is ideal. If your kid is missing numbers (which are just different energy vibrations), it might be felt down the road. The numbers are 1 through 9. Anyways if someone has say the number 3 missing (C,L,U) they might experience a lack of fruitful comunication or artistic expression. Or say they are missing 6 (F,O,X) then they might experience moments where they feel a lack of love, security, or cheerful home life(Even as adults).

Even if this is bullshit to some of you, look around, take notice of those around you. It is fun to be a scientist of human behavior.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 19, 2008 - 1:07am.
I am going to everything I can & more to make damn sure my children grow up in a loving, secure, stable home & grow up to be decent human beings. Me too, it breaks my heart when I hear stories about babies being left by the roadside, or see parents ignoring their children. I've heard that alot, I honestly can't wait to experince it myself!!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 19, 2008 - 1:18am.
BB - Had to edit your post! ;0) You can't go round calling the Holy twins, Unholy!! ;0)
This one is going to be born BEFORE THE HOLY, ANGELIC, PERFECT, BLESSED, KISSED BY GOD, MAGICAL, WONDERFUL TWINS?
HOW RUDE!

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I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
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Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 5:55pm.
LABOR STORY ALERT

hahaha. Thanks for that alert. Very thoughtful.

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LABOR STORY ALERT: Queen Charisma, I used the huge tub at the birth center when I was having big terrifying contractions. It really helped. In fact, I went into a kind of trance, swishing around rhythmically like a hypnotized whale. The midwife made me get out because she thought it was slowing down my labor. Sure enough, not long after I got out of the tub, my little peanut was on her way out.

And I wanted to tell you that even if you can't/don't have a home birth, you can have a fantastic birth experience in a birth center or hospital. It really depends on who is around you and what goes on in your head. There are people who think it's hooey, but I KNOW that giving birth was a huge transformation for me. It was like a vision quest or mythical test. Hard to describe, but it changed me forever.

Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 18, 2008 - 8:38pm.

Unfortunately I think Hollowood Docs would allow a plastic surgeon in after he did his thing. Money talks loudly there. I wonder if there was an infection? Who would get blamed?

Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 18, 2008 - 8:35pm.
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That's why I laughed because I know for a fact it will NOT be anywhere near as calm as I want it to be. As for my heart problems, they're minor not anything major and midwives actually DO have the equipment to monitor babies heart rates and such. I posted that a couple of posts down, but maybe you missed it.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Funny how almost all Hollywood babies are breech.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 18, 2008 - 5:28pm.

Nah the whole tummy tuck/ cesarian combo is a myth. No doctor in his or her right mind would risk this surgery. They are both two major to do at once.
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Cailynn? Sounds like a Kath + Kim baby name.
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aka: Epponnee-Rae (as played by Kylie Minogue).

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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I just hope I'm low-risk. I have heart problems and slew of other problems that I hope don't hinder me from having a home birth. I really see myself in a tub, listening to Miles Davis and Coltrane, and waiting on my kid to pop out on its own - that's my perfect scenario of childbirth, lol.
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Sorry, I just had to laugh at the whole Miles Davis and Coltrane idyllic delivery thing. I can guarantee you it wont be as relaxing as you think. You'll most likely be clutching someone tightly in the fetal position once the first few rough contractions hit. You'll prolly never home deliver again. But to each her own.

Oh and with the heart problems, I dont think even your mid-wife would reccommend a homebirth. There is no equipment there in case you need to be resusitated or in case the baby goes into distress. And just think if you arent dialating...that would truly suck and you'd end up in the hospital anyway.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Mrs. K: Noodle all the way. With a little cinnamon on top.... MMMmmmmmm.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, my mom used to make it with pineapple. Yummers.
I need to make one soon. There is fantastic recipe in the original Moosewood Cookbook.

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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 18, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 5:06pm.

What's wierd is I dont see the fascination in Hollywood with being sliced across the abdomen and then stapled.

It's not that, it's the lipo they include with it that's the draw, I do believe.
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Mrs. K: Noodle all the way. With a little cinnamon on top.... MMMmmmmmm.

Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 5:06pm.

I thought I was the only one who thought the ruined vag comment in the Charlotte Church thread was assinine. Anyone who's had a kid knows that the downtime from vag deliveries is nil compared to the 4-6 weeks of a cesarian.

What's wierd is I dont see the fascination in Hollywood with being sliced across the abdomen and then stapled. But if it keeps these bitches off my TV for a month, it's well worth it.
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Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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I just hope I'm low-risk. I have heart problems and slew of other problems that I hope don't hinder me from having a home birth. I really see myself in a tub, listening to Miles Davis and Coltrane, and waiting on my kid to pop out on its own - that's my perfect scenario of childbirth, lol.

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I saw so many videos about childbirth in college. seriously. in every possible class they showed us one. and my major was mass communications. so I almost started to think a c section might not be so bad...

until one of our dorm managers had to have one. I saw her a good while after the baby was born slowy, slowly walking through the student center clutching the hand of the person she was with plus clinging to the rail to get up a few steps. she was clearly in lots of pain and did not look well. she had an emergency c section so there may have been more to it.. but still, it was scary.

the baby was fine btw... the husband brought him home way before the mom. she was a little overweight but at a good age (25ish).

there have been medical advances since then but I suspect a normal c section and a celebrity c section are two different things.

Brit's in the trash can, right?

Nice to see him taking out the trash, and the garbage.

Submitted by Hekki on June 18, 2008 - 5:16pm.

Your vag doesn't get ruined by vaginal birth. If you do your kegels before and after birth.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Another HollyWeird breech baby, uh huh.
I guess it's possible for almost every Celebutardarita to have a breech, isn't it?

Cailynn?

This one is going to be born BEFORE THE UNHOLY TWINS?
HOW RUDE!

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Your vag doesn't get ruined by vaginal birth. If you do your kegels before and after birth. And if you have a nice midwife like I did, they may be able to prevent tears and episiotomies.

joanne, Balenciaga: Your stories are breaking my heart.

DAE: It sounds like you'll be a good mom. I wish every baby were wanted and planned for! Let me warn you that lots of your preconceptions and plans for your unborn children get tossed aside when you actually have them. Almost everything I thought before having kids has been turned on its head.

QC: Bless you. If you want a home birth, you should do it. Even plenty of people from my parents' generation were born at home. If you have a competent midwife and are low-risk, it's pretty safe.

Submitted by JuneStar on June 18, 2008 - 8:02pm

Yeah, it's just the Hollywood "thing" to schedule a C section, whether medically necessary or not. Britney did because she was afraid of the pain, so she said, and JamieLynne looks to have scheduled hers. Most women have sense enough to know that having abdominal surgery is not the better alternative to vaginal birth with possible episiotomy. Yet, there's someone on the Charlotte Church thread who just stated they plan to schedule a C section so they don't ruin their vag. There speaks a future Hollywood mom.

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the spears girls look HORRID pregnant!! I have seen so many pregnant women who looked just fine or even attractive!

I think for women who do things the pesky natural way their initial fear of the pain of labor gets overridden at the very end by their desire for the baby to be born.

I think these girls who schedule c sections get the due date moved up... not enough to be dangerous just enough to avoid the last week or two. or that is how it seems.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 7:57pm.
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Apparently, OB/GYN's are surgeons first and foremost - that's why they're so gung ho about the c-sections. They can put some of their training to use.

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I don't know if anyone has said this because there are like a thousand posts but sometimes you have to get a C section. I have a bad lower back disc problem and I have heard that people with those problems need to get a c section. It's not something I'd do willingly because I believe in natural birth(drugs are ok, hehe) but it's something I will oneday have to do. People shouldnt do it for no real reason, though, other than having an easier birthing exp.
I think childbirth is painful for a reason, something mom's can throw back in their kid's faces when they are 15, and being brats! haha.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 18, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Midwives are actually more qualified to deliver babies than OBG's.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

I expected better trailer park stripper names from them