Japanese Pepaw Porn!
According to Time Magazine, something called "elder porn" is currently the rage in Japan. Quick! Somebody get on the next flight to Tokyo and bring me back some of these treasures. I would do a google search, but I don't want to put my computer through that kind of trauma. It's already been through too much.
Anyway, Time spoke to 74-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, one of the biggest stars in elder porn. Shigeo is not his real name because his wifey and kids have no idea that he's a porn star. Shigeo has starred in more than 350 movies in the past 14 years. Jenna Jameson doesn't have shit on this pepaw.
Shigeo's movies have become best sellers for Glory Quest, the porn company he works for. The PR bitch for Glory Quest explained why elder porn is so successful for them, "If we only make standard fare, we cannot beat other studios. There were already adult videos with Lolitas or themes of incest, so we wanted to make something new. A relationship between wife and an old father-in-law has enough twist to create an atmosphere of mystery and captivate viewers' hearts." Their hearts? I think it's captivating something a little lower than their hearts. Like their bowels.
Shigeo said that he plans to work as long as they continue casting him, "People of my age generally have shame so they are very hesitant to show their private parts, but I am proud of myself doing something they cannot. That doesn't mean that I can tell them about my old-age pensioner job."
Unfortunately, Time didn't ask the hard-hitting questions. We all want to know how big the dick is and how does he keep it up? I'm guessing it looks just like a turtle head and he rubs a little wasabi on the tip to keep it going.
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Lord have mercy! ew
Submitted by TOPANGA on June 18, 2008 - 5:32pm.
GUMMER HUMMERS!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TOPANGA on June 18, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I think the question that's on everybody's mind here (besides how big the wang is)...is if Pepaw and Mawma take out thier dentures before going down each other?
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I would say yeah.....otherwise that's a choking hazard!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
LoLo, you take good care, you hawt hilarious hooor, and thank you for the laughs, if not the visuals, ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I think the question that's on everybody's mind here (besides how big the wang is)...is if Pepaw and Mawma take out thier dentures before going down each other?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Ok, you know what, i KNOW old people do it and yippee for them and me eventually but watching it?
My Nana and Grandpa still had twin beds.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
i am utterly speechless....
Submitted by Devore: "old people fuck too."
They do! Talk to anyone who works in a nursing home. Those old fogies get busy every chance they get. True.
Me love you long time, or until the Viagra and Astroglide wear off.
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This sick bitch is going home!
WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I'll never be able to eat sushi again.
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If this dude can make it in porn, then I reckon we should pool our pennies and be Uncle Dirty's agents.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
This just broke my sexer.
_Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 18, 2008 - 5:18pm.
LOLO you suck fuck, now that image is stuck in my damn head.
AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
GDI LOLO! I can never have sex again now. Thanks A LOT.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
er, Lolo, you are a sick fuck, but I bet you do suck too ;)
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Eh, no.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
LOLO you suck fuck, now that image is stuck in my damn head.
There are LOTS of things people do...doesn't mean I wanna see it though.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
*opening lid to hamper* *reading MK post* *tightly shutting eyes* Bleah! Me no wanna see that! *closing lid to hamper*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Uhh.................. this isn't right.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
"Japanese Pepaw Porn" sounds like a punk band.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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Nothing says sex like a porn star wearing Depends and rubbing Ben-Gay on his tired schlonce!
Saggy boobs, drooping nuts. No thanks.
Jenna Jameson can have a career resurrection and go to Japan.
Submitted by Devore on June 18, 2008 - 5:12pm.
old people fuck too.
ohhhh child that reminds my ass of that creepy ghost story where the little girl lets her dog sleep under her bed and to feel safe she lays her hand off the bed to let the doggie lick her.
And she like let that dog lick her hand all night!
And when she wakes up in the morning her dog is tied up and a note was on it that said PEOPLE CAN LICK HANDS TOO!
Like if your getting it on with your lover in the dark and they pull a trick on your ass and when you finish and turn on the light this old PePaw isup in your bed saying. " Ahhhh Rery Funry! Old peoprle can fruck too!"
AH HHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
They'll be needing merkins...I don't want to see half-bald uglies bumping.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
And I thought it was sad when old people had to sell their prescription meds so they could afford to live. Now they're so broke they're doing porn?!?!
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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yeah, because I want to watch old people fuck.
good for them for still having sex, but I don't need to see it.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
SOUNDS LIKE A SCENE RIGHT OUT OF THE CARPETBAGGERS.
the thought of old people sex and gray pubies make me cringe...yikes!
Wax on dat ass
Wax off on dat ass too
EVERYBODY WACK CHUNG TONIGHT!
Bang the gong!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
old people fuck too.
we should be so lucky to reach that age!
Does it involve a Hoveround?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do