Japanese Pepaw Porn!
According to Time Magazine, something called "elder porn" is currently the rage in Japan. Quick! Somebody get on the next flight to Tokyo and bring me back some of these treasures. I would do a google search, but I don't want to put my computer through that kind of trauma. It's already been through too much.
Anyway, Time spoke to 74-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, one of the biggest stars in elder porn. Shigeo is not his real name because his wifey and kids have no idea that he's a porn star. Shigeo has starred in more than 350 movies in the past 14 years. Jenna Jameson doesn't have shit on this pepaw.
Shigeo's movies have become best sellers for Glory Quest, the porn company he works for. The PR bitch for Glory Quest explained why elder porn is so successful for them, "If we only make standard fare, we cannot beat other studios. There were already adult videos with Lolitas or themes of incest, so we wanted to make something new. A relationship between wife and an old father-in-law has enough twist to create an atmosphere of mystery and captivate viewers' hearts." Their hearts? I think it's captivating something a little lower than their hearts. Like their bowels.
Shigeo said that he plans to work as long as they continue casting him, "People of my age generally have shame so they are very hesitant to show their private parts, but I am proud of myself doing something they cannot. That doesn't mean that I can tell them about my old-age pensioner job."
Unfortunately, Time didn't ask the hard-hitting questions. We all want to know how big the dick is and how does he keep it up? I'm guessing it looks just like a turtle head and he rubs a little wasabi on the tip to keep it going.
Thanks Samara
This shit sounds more erotic than most porno. Who wants to watch floozies and rednecks screwing? (Yes, I realize the answer is, "Most people.")
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Haaaahaaaaa - Shrinky Dinks!
Seriously though, I'm not a proponent of porn but no where does it say that sexuality stops at X age.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 19, 2008 - 4:14am.
Nothing surprises me about J-land, the land of robot dogs and used panty vending machines. Yes, I said used.
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WTF??? Why would anyone buy used panties? Why would this be common practice enough to warrant vending machines? If you accidentally leave yours at your honey's does he turn them in, and you can go to a specific machine and get yours back? Perhaps they're appetite stimulants, as the Japanese eat a lot of sushi?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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As someone tired of fake boobs and air brushed sex videos, I'm glad mature sex videos are out there. Hope its more real, like old porn.
Aha. And where's the vid? Sigh.
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Nothing surprises me about J-land, the land of robot dogs and used panty vending machines. Yes, I said used.
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Well ,I am coming back from Japan next month, so I might just pick these up on the way ..for my 76 year old parents...well my mom would get a kick out of it.
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This has the feel of Mr Sulu and Hello Kitty to it...it's just WRONG
Now THAT's an elder-inclusive society.
I wonder if realdolls dot com has a geriatric line?
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Know what it takes to be a huge Japanese pornstar?
3 inches.
His Wok is that big?
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It's the guy from lemonparty!
Know what it takes to be a huge Japanese pornstar?
3 inches.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oh please his family knows.....
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"Anyway, Time spoke to 74-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, one of the biggest stars in elder porn. Shigeo is not his real name because his wifey and kids have no idea that he's a porn star."
lol. thank god for name changes. she is senile enough not to recognize his pictures???
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Leave it to the Japanese to create one more odd fetish.
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I'll pass on pepaws gone wild.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
lol, thats funny.
This could be the hottest shit ever, and by that I mean watching it would probably cause me to take a hot shit. For real.
Unfortunately, in Japan, all the naughty bits get blurred in video porn. That's right, no penetration, no genitalia. Who wants to see pepaw porn if you can't even see his shriveled up prune sacks? What a let down.
Between reading the blogs you guys posted and reading what mike wrote (or whoever wrote it) i don't know which made me piss my pants with laughter more.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
PRUNE-TANG!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Seriously, the Japanese are kinky. My theory is the constant repression finds an outlet in kink.
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I agree! Just like the overly "sexy" people suck in bed (cough*Megan Fox*), and the quiet ones are the ones to watch for....
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Some things about some people and what they do in the dark (or in front of cameras) I just don't want to know in any way, shape or form and especially when it comes to grandma and grandpa.
Off-Topic:
Viva La Tears, please refrain from your painfully obvious trolling of Viva La Lohan (and that goes for that PSL stalker too for that matter). Your nefarious cyber-stalking intentions are becoming increasingly ignominious and if you had one iota of self-respect or self-esteem you would immediately cease and desist with your pathetically opprobrious behavior. Your online activities have grown onerous here and I for one am fucking sick of it. If you’ve somehow deceived yourself into thinking that you're being clever, cute or amusing, believe me, you're NOT so please give it a rest and grow the fuck up.
At least HA/LA’s mawkishly obsessive prolix about Whorelina was laughable but this stalking bullshit is just fucking fucked up.
There. *I* feel better anyway.
1. Where does he tell her where he's going?
2. I am glad you didn't have a video of him having sex.
His wife doesn't know he's a major *gasp* porn star? They must sell this stuff in the shadiest corners of Japan.
Seriously, how fucked up would it be if one found out their boyfriend/girlfriend is into pepaw porn?
It could be worse, though. Some folks like eating shit while having sex. I think that's even more hardcore.
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
thanks dq but it's really not a huge deal.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by 2Di4 on June 18, 2008 - 5:41pm
ROFL--Granny told on herself, huh? Too funny!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
gino - I loooove some of the lolita dresses those girls wear. It's more than a porn thing, it's like a whole fashion trend so it's not all about sex. I totally get the creep factor, though.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 2:42pm
You oughta see her work some origami, mad skillz
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Good Gawd! A girl leaves for a few hours to take her kiddo to the pool, & the world explodes! WTF? VLL, sorry you got trolled.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Epidemic proportions. I try to be helpful, say "hey, that ain't flyin'" I'm a giver, it's my curse...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The Japanese Lolita scene is majorly weird. They dress up like little girls with dolls, like on http://www.lacarmina.com
WTF is up with the Japanese...
Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Oh, you know mom, then? Seriously, the Japanese are kinky. My theory is the constant repression finds an outlet in kink.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Kizzy the hills are alive with the sound of bullshit today. I would just let it be for now. Good eye, though.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Something tells me she wouldn't pay attention to the subtitles anyway!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh! Another thing about my 80-year-old grandma! She said once that she hadn't had sex in 25 years. It wasn't until later that I realized my grandfather had been dead for over 30 years.
Still smokin!
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.
The same people that busted you earlier are still here.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I love that a porn distributer would have a PR rep.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
WTF! That's my fucking (literally) father-in-law!
the DUDE! abides...
I got my mom a subscription. She can't read Japanese but so what?
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
I saw my 80-year-old granny in nothing but her giant panties once by accident. She weighed about 90 pounds so it was like seeing a skeleton dance. The worst part was finding the occasional grey hair in the shower and having to wonder which side it came from.
Uh, I think his wifey and kids know now.
Ew.
They should have the peepaw fock the cheeto guy.
Now THAT would be some funny stuff.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
That is really gross. To know that when you are older you can still have sex is nice but to watch it is just gross. Who has a fetish where they want to see old people do it? That is to kinky for me. Gross.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by Suki on June 18, 2008 - 5:37pm.
You never know, your teacher could give you an A for the entire course!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm guessing this is not something I will talk about tomorrow in my Japanese class...=P
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Submitted by 2Di4 on June 18, 2008 - 5:35pm
ROFLMAO 'wasabi punani'---excelllent!!!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 2:16pm.
*dies*
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Talk about a Long Duc Dong!
Tokuda-san serving up the old grey catapiller roll is sure to captivate hearts and create an air of mysterious ancient STDs. Ow! I've got a scorching case of wasabi punani!
The film rep said the stories are supposed to be a wife with her "older" father in law...so why do the people on the cover look the same age? Regardless, ewww. I don't need to see that!