Wednesday, June 18th 2008

Vintage Shauna Sand

A hot reader just sent in Shauna Sand's yearbook picture from Muirlands Junior High School in La Jolla, CA. Who knew that girl would grow up to become one of the most ravishing beauties in the world! It's amazing what a little Clorox, hair relaxer, moustache wax and a pair of exquisite lucite heels can do!



GovJerryBrown's picture

Another San Diegan here (native)

I have to appreciate that we at least dressed the same in Jr High School. Now, not so much.

But you know, you see on Clothestime sweater, you've seen them all.

She's naturally pretty and smart with a business degree,so WHY did she stop using her brain and trading on her plastic looks? I don't get it.

Little miss's picture

Hekki - I'm amazed that she is actually intelligent. But I've got the same question: why would she do that to herself, look and act so cheap?

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Little miss's picture

just found from Wiki:
Starting at the age of five, Shauna studied ballet, jazz, and theatre. In her Playmate Profile, she claims to have been very independent and highly motivated at an early age and being a straight A student. At 11, she enrolled in The School of Creative and Performing Arts and by 13 she received a dance scholarship with Ballet West in Aspen, Colorado. She admits to being shy and not having much time for a social life. Shauna began modeling at the age of nine after being approached by a local photographer. She signed with the Elite/Petite agency in New York at the age of 15. She took time off from modelling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.

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Beautiful girl. Great smile.

Sad she didn't appear to appreciate her own beauty. I think maybe she has a really poor self-image.

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Little miss's picture

Aww... she used to be so sweet and pretty!!! Why would she want to turn into a Barbie? I think she would be a gorgeous women by now if she wouldn't do any plastic surgeries!

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Shannon_L's picture

I knew Shauna from school and her sister Amy, Amy was pretty too. Shauna was always very pretty, in fact I think she was gorgeous until she bleached her hair and started with the Botox, etc. Somehow for Shauna it has the reverse effect, the Botox, etc. ages her. There was definitely something weird about her, she went through some weight fluctuations too, she was on the chunky side the last time I saw her in La Jolla (early 90's) - and then the next I saw her was in Playboy. A lot of women look better blond but Shauna isn't one of them, she WAS a very striking brunette. I am convinced she is on drugs, meth is my first guess, maybe it runs in the family. Her sister was into crystal meth...

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it's amazing what a pair of lucite heels does to change a person's face...
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Devore's picture

yes. with a birth name of shauna sands, you cant really expect that girl to have been anything more than what she is.

Kim_RJ's picture

Extreme makeover Tranny Edition.

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Submitted by NIKKI on June 19, 2008 - 1:36am.

I wonder what she went through growing up that would make her want to change her appearance so drastically. It can't just be the whole "hollywood scene" thing.

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It can't? Doesn't look like Joan Van Ark got that memo.

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Submitted by Datura on June 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I'd love to see a HS portrait of Phoebe Price.

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I can't believe her name is actually Shauna Sand.

Justina's picture

She's not really a blonde! I'm shocked!

NIKKI's picture

I wonder what she went through growing up that would make her want to change her appearance so drastically. It can't just be the whole "hollywood scene" thing.

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tangerine's picture

Cool!!!! Yep been here my whole life and hope to raise my children here as well.

yolie's picture

Yep, I'm another San Diego chick too! (originally from LA).

tangerine's picture

Lots of SD girls on this site, huh? Very cool.

Jinxy McDeath's picture

There's at least 3 nosejobs on that face. Anyone I know who has had more than 2 nosejobs look like Michael Jackson (see, Shauna Sand).

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the_shari-est's picture

Dang...La Jolla? That's just embarrassing for the rest of us San Diego girls.

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tangerine's picture

I used to hang out in OB in the early 90's. I loved it then, too. Compared to the other beaches around here, it has the most laid-back vibe. I hate PB. It's too crazy for me now that I am getting older!! I just moved from a really nice apt on the corner of Bacon and Del Monte. It is definitely the most affordable beach to live at. Lots of locals too. I love to hang out at Newport Pizza. Gained a good ten pounds from eating pizza and drinking beer.

Stock Broker's picture

She used to be cute.

Now she looks like a used-up waitress working the late shift at Howard Johnson.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by -ohmy- : "I see her eyebrows have remained the same color"

Tee hee hee. They HAVE!

Isn't Shauna the one who has all these degrees and shit? I still can't figure that out. Why an intelligent woman would want to look like a prostitute. I do know a woman who is a senior executive at a major corporation and she acts like fucking Chrissy Snow from "Three's Company". She's blonde, in her late 50's but has a ton of botox and big fake tits she loves to show (at least, in social situations). She has the most ridiculous giggle. My best guess is that people underestimate her intelligence and that's when she strikes.

Regina's picture

Not bad at all.

Migraineuse's picture

I used to live in OB, in the early 90s. I went back to visit about 10 years later, but to me it had a totally different vibe. There were pawn shops and bars on the windows, and it seemed seedy rather than cozy. Made me sad. I lived in one of those cottages along Muir Avenue, about 2 blocks from the beach.

The rent for those is double what I paid then. How can anybody afford it?

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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 4:56pm
Really? A couple of my close friends lived there so I used to hang out there a lot. Now I am bouncing back and forth between PB and OB but I think we are going to finally settle in OB in August. I like the vibe much better over there. Too much of a party town in PB.

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Submitted by tangerine on June 18, 2008 - 10:50pm.

Bay Park is where Kendra Wilkinson is from.
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My uncle lives there.

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Miss Katty's picture

Preppy Nerd to High priestess of Streetwalkers!
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xultar's picture

She looked better then than she does now.

tangerine's picture

Bay Park is where Kendra Wilkinson is from.

2Di4's picture

well, at least now we know what hermoine will look like once she hits 29. (shauna will forever be 29)

Dude,

I used to have a bumper sticker that said, "There is no life east of the 5". LOL and awful. Karma is a bitch though. I now live in Houston.

Sorry Dude....Via Capri. Right below Soledad. As La Jolla as it gets.

NYC_Lady's picture

Wow. Doesn't even look like her. I think she should've left her old face intact. She would've been fine with a little eyebrow shaping and a good flat iron.

DUDE's picture

Ain't no fucking way she grew up west of the 5.

Clairemont ain't La Jolla, she's totally Bay Ho

the DUDE! abides...

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

That can not be the same person...
No, huh uh.

The Hworification Process is frightening.

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Clarisse's picture

Wow.

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tangerine's picture

Lol@the El Cajon comment. I was born and raised in San Diego. I live at the beach now and I can always tell who is from East County.

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Submitted by peaches on June 18, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Someone should find us A vintage HS picture of CoCo!!!! Now that I'd love to see!
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FireCat's picture

That's her real fucking name? No wonder she ended up looking like a stripper, it was pre-ordained.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Who would've known! She used to be pretty!

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I'm starting to hate Shauna Sand as much as I hate Phoebe Price.

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@ Dude,

LOL. El Cajon. Actually she did live and grow up in La Jolla. Lived 3 houses away from me.

You forgot nosejob... she doesn't even look like the same person, or maybe that was the point.

yolie's picture

Peaches:

Someone should find us A vintage HS picture of CoCo!!!! Now that I'd love to see!

I did see a high school pic of her on some rapper's wives show on E! She of course looked better back then, and I didn't see any evidence of her huge butt or boobs (obviously!)

KC Sunshine's picture

"It's amazing what a little Clorox, hair relaxer, moustache wax and a pair of exquisite lucite heels can do!"

You forgot nose job

jussayin's picture

you forgot the collagen and the silicone...

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

NovaNightly's picture

She looks WAAAAAAY prettier here....even with crazy caterpillar eyebrows. Now i understand why her daughters dont look anything like her royal luciteness. They look more like vintage SS.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
She looks like Lourdes, Madonna's kid.
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I thought the exact same thing!

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