Thank God For Shauna Sand

I am still in shock at the sudden loss of an American icon (see below). Luckily, the stunning goddess known as Shauna Sand is here to help us through this trying time.

The regal beauty will advise us from her lucite diaphragm throne. Seriously, I think that's a giant diaphragm. She would probably just tell us to put on some elegant lucite heels and strut down Robertson Blvd. If only it was that simple.

Here's the poster child for everything elegant getting her polyester tresses tended to yesterday.

KAT/Wenn

Submitted by harryjoseph on June 18, 2008 - 11:15pm.

I love how there is a baby mag in the background. I always thought she would be reading that. LOL

Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on June 18, 2008 - 7:21pm.

What kind of shitty tattoo is that?

Submitted by hot lover on June 18, 2008 - 6:54pm.

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Submitted by Hautie on June 18, 2008 - 6:46pm.

Nothing really implies "class" like a pair of "exquisite Lucite heels"... with the bedazzled rhinestones around the base of the shoe.

Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 18, 2008 - 6:42pm.

she's so plastic and fake barbie's jealous
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 6:32pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 2:42pm.
How much work can it take to get her hair looking that plain?
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I think the real work is trying to stop the hair from trying to pull itself out at the roots

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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 6:13pm.

I haven't seen that much plastic since my mom hosted a Tupperware party when I was a kid.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 6:12pm.

How much work can it take to get her hair looking that plain?

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 18, 2008 - 5:27pm.

The shoes pic, the toe over hang, THAT is one of my pet peeves.

How did she manage to have media coverage of her Blow Out?
I want to see Phoebe at the salon.

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Submitted by forever.now on June 18, 2008 - 4:57pm.

omg! that is chris martin doing her hair. hehe! :) he only grooms the finest heads... shauna, fishsticks...

(ok I know it isn't chris martin) ... added justincase

Submitted by forever.now on June 18, 2008 - 4:53pm.

you know there is someone telling that everyone loves her hair and the "exquisite lucite heels". she probably wants to change but someone is convincing her not to lose these "trademarks".

Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on June 18, 2008 - 4:49pm.

I thought this was Donatella Versace at first.

Submitted by peaches on June 18, 2008 - 4:31pm.

See MK! Paula Abdul was wrong!! God sent his most elegant regal angel to cheer you up!!!

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Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 4:28pm.

If i could have a cheeto in a bubble
The first thing that id like to do
Is to sit on the floor and pop your buble
and eat that cheeto
that looks just like you

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Submitted by SubMonkey on June 18, 2008 - 4:27pm.

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she's a princess
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an those are GLASS slippers
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Submitted by The C word on June 18, 2008 - 4:26pm.

They have Supercuts on Robertson?

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Submitted by mike on June 18, 2008 - 4:25pm.

If I could dispatch Shauna and bring Mimi back from the dead, I would without a second thought. I'm not joking.

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 18, 2008 - 4:24pm.

Oops...NO i dont like her make-up...damn...i meant to add that on to my sharpie comment...lol.

*sigh*

Timing is everything...and my brain is at half speed right now till i get some lunch!!

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 18, 2008 - 4:23pm.

....kind of like her make-up!!

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 18, 2008 - 4:22pm.

You actually mean to tell me that she pays to have that shitty hairdo that we have all seen her with for the last 10 yeras!?!?!?!?!

I've do the same thing for $1.50, tip included.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 18, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Her ankle tat looks like she applied it with a cheap sharpie thats losing its ink.

Submitted by yolie on June 18, 2008 - 4:20pm.

For some reason I can't click on the picture of her foot...thinking about it makes me want to vomit :(

Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 18, 2008 - 4:18pm.

Her shoes look like the hooker version of the jelly shoes that were popular way back when

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

Submitted by DeeDee on June 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.

@ Clarisse I think Chris Martin without the bug-eyes and douchey attitude. Well maybe he has the douche attitude, he is Shauna Sand's hairbitch.

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Submitted by Secret Original on June 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.

I'm pretty sure that's Iggy Pop.

Submitted by Athina on June 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 3:35pm.
WHY do people take pictures of her? they can't be worth more than $50....
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Because sooner or later, bitch is going to take a nasty tumble in those hooker shoes. The paps will make a few bucks off those pics, and I will be laughing my ass off.

Submitted by pinkykittycat on June 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.

look at shauna feeling all regal and shit.
she probably left ass juice on that plastic chair.

Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 18, 2008 - 4:15pm.

Queen of the antique ho's.

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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show

Submitted by Clarisse on June 18, 2008 - 4:14pm.

DeeDee,
The hairbitch looks too much like Chris Martin for my taste.

MK,
This officially a plea that IF you have to post pics of Shauna, then it needs to be manditory that they include that hot frenchie husband.

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

Submitted by FireCat on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

When she got out of that plastic disk, the sound was probably something like "SCHLORP!"

Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Who gives a shit!!!!

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Submitted by OneLiner on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Seriously, this bitch waaayyy FUG! how did she ever get Lorenzo Llamas....was she hot at some point?????? i really doubt it though........

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

ah ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ah ahah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha ah ahha ha

sorry, I just got hit with a giggle bug for some reason

Submitted by DeeDee on June 18, 2008 - 4:11pm.

Who cares about the Cheeto tranny, her hair bitch is HOT!

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Submitted by Viva La Tears on June 18, 2008 - 4:10pm.

Shes beautiful!

Off Topic: Im black but whenever I color my hair blond....the fellas love it! White guys love black girls with blond hair without a doubt!

Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by FunFilled on June 18, 2008 - 9:39pm.

Plastic, plastic, plastic.

I wonder if she's biodegradable plastic?

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She's already as degraded as a human being can get.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Especially when you can get the real thing for less than that!! LMAO

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Submitted by FunFilled on June 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.

Plastic, plastic, plastic.

I wonder if she's biodegradable plastic?

Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 18, 2008 - 4:08pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 3:35pm.
WHY do people take pictures of her? they can't be worth more than $50....
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more like 50 cents, or atleast a half dollar.
(sorry had HA/LA/SYBIL acid flashback)
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Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 4:07pm.

OH SHIT! I love drag queen cheeots!

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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!