Wednesday, June 18th 2008

It Just Doesn't End....

Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm is so sowwy for calling Denise Richards "the n word" in a voicemail from 2005 that leaked briefly on the internet and was quickly pulled. Yeah, I was really hoping for the remix.

Not only did he called her the n word, but he sweetly told Denise that he hopes she "rots in fucking hell" and then he called her a "fucking cunt." So that's where she learned the word! Although, "fucking cunt" might be her birth name. We should look into that.

Charlie should seriously put these touching words into a love song to Denise. He's such a poet!

Charlie released this statement, “I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings. And for the record, my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation. So three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis.” He went on to say, "But Denise is still a fucking dumb cunt." No, he didn't say that, but he wanted to.

Denise said she has no idea how the tapes got leaked. They were court files from two years. Oh...Denise. She doesn't give herself enough credit! Leaking is what she does best. No seriously, I think her old clients paid extra for that service.

She went on to say, “It is what it is and this is something that I’ve been dealing with for a long time. I imagine that the public is bored and sick and tired of hearing about Charlie and Denise and our public custody and divorce battle. I’m sure everyone is tired of it.”

But don't forget to watch her reality shit show, "Denise Richards: I'm Constipated!"

Source: MSNBC

Posted by: Michael K


Sluttsville's picture

They should both have "L" tattooed to their foreheads and be done with it.

He's such a piece of shit. Nice way to talk to the mother of your newborn.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 18, 2008 - 9:09pm.
She may be constipated, but I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

....I'd f word the s word out of her too.

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Am's picture

Candyman was the Best Man at the first two weddings? Get the freak out!

Look, Denise is a cunt. She-Devil. Bitch. Lacks talent. I personally don't see her value. But for Charlie to call her the N word...? There are no words to describe him.

Mr. President's picture

Denise Richards won't handle this privately through the lawyers because she wants ratings for her stupid reality show. Sad for the kids, but she obviously could not care less.

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Submitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 9:38pm.

??? I do not agree with him if thats what you think, racist people always always sum up other minorities with such demeaning generalizations that "there all the same". So what "I" am saying is that what, for me it is obvious that thats what he is doing. He has a paragraph of insulting her, then calls her the N word, obviously she is not black, so its pretty obvious he is calling her the N word to associate her with the negative qualities HE sees in black people.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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She may be constipated, but I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 18, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Charlie didnt mean to imply by calling Denise a "nigger" that she is black genetically, he is trying to diss her by saying she has black people qualities thus being a nigger.

*raises eyebrow* Black people qualities? I'm going to politely log off now because I feel an urge to actually take it there....but instead of being called justifiably angry, I'd probably just come off as "ghetto", right?

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Don't forget, this is the guy who paid for whores with a personal check. Don't expect too much common sense here.

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JeremysLovinIt's picture

haha charlie is such a bad actor >.<

and denises show is udder crap

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Of course "It Just Doesn't End" because BOTH of them are totally immature brats who would rather sling shit at one another than do what is best for their daughters.

BOTH of them need to STFU and let their high-priced lawyers do all the talking ... and do the talking to the family court judge.

These tapes leaked because Denise is a petulant media whore and Charlie has a big snide mouth.

'Nuff said ... for the moment.

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Manimal5's picture

So he called Denise the n word? I could see the c word or the L word or even the f word, perhaps even the s word but definitly NOT the n word.

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LASux's picture

Fathers have rights too. She didn't bring the kids for the scheduled visit & didn't have the decency to call or text him to cancel.
I don't blame him for beings PO'd.
And after watching her reality show, Charlie should call her a DUMB fucking cunt!

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Charlie didnt mean to imply by calling Denise a "nigger" that she is black genetically, he is trying to diss her by saying she has black people qualities thus being a nigger. If his best man has any self respect or balls he wouldnt associate with someone who thinks being black is bad. But people are funny that way, how many black rappers chill and go ga ga over fucking paris hilton knowing she has many documented instinces of being racist. I have seen her show, she really isnt all that bad, except for her laugh which is not as bad as Kendras shortbus hyena outbursts.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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her face looks busted and she is not aging well....if there is n-word in her ancestry (and it's always possible) it's not showing on her face, poor thing! y'all know we don't wrinkle and age that young LMAO!! Even Whitney on crack doesn't look that busted!

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joanne's picture

He used to be so hot looking, now he looks like he's dying. She needs to quit whoring out those girls.

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Holy Fuck! Charlie, you need your ass kicked..repeatedly.
And Denise..I see desperation written all over that face of yours.

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meltz91's picture

You know he's got something "big" on her and was just waiting for her to cross over the line enough to justify using it.
It's probably a vid of her blowing satan to make her the lead in a "big hollywood movie" that turned out to be the shitious "Starship Troopers"

If Denise has any brains at all, she needs to be seen tonguing Tony Todd at Villa.

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Well she was in Undercover Brother, but to my recollection she played White She-Devil. Poor Charlie, that wig of his is starting to mess with his mind.

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If we all pool our money, we might have enough to hire someone to shut these two up.

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Mr. President's picture

No sympathy for her whatsoever. Charlie's antics were well documented before they even started dating. She chose not only to marry that douche, but to have kids with him. It's like buying a dog and then complaining about having to clean up the poop. Too bad.

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It totally cracks me up that Charlie goes completely out of his way to use big vocabulary words in a supposedly formal, intellectual manner whenever he puts out a statement.

He always ends up looking even MORE stupid than he actually is (possible?) every single time!

I'm on Team Denise...she's been around a long time and I don't recall ever hearing anything bad about her before she hooked up with Charlie...

She's still a dumb ho, but I watched her show once and she wasn't as bad as I thought she would be. Her dad is a real sweetie! :)

TOPANGA's picture

Wow, you truly display the depths of your stupidity and ignorance when you resort to calling the Caucasion mother of your children the "N" word. And I love how he elegantly points out that his best man was African-American. Note to Sheen and all these other people caught using the "N word. No one cares that you have friends who are black or if your brother or sister is married to a black man/woman...you've already shown your true colors. Just say, "I'm a racist prick who made a dumbass comment and got caught." End of story.

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Submitted by bourgie on June 18, 2008 - 8:43pm.

Denise is the all-American girl. She doesn't have any African-American in her I am sure. So I am like whoa why would Charlie say something like that. Its insulting no matter who says.

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See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
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mike's picture

Tony Todd, if you're reading this, disregard Charlie's apology and kick his ass.

OXA's picture

HE IS WORSE THAN SCROTUM SWEAT AND PERHAPS THIS IS A WARNIN TO HIS NEXT FEW WIVES.

bourgie's picture

forgive me for not keeping with these hos but is Denise one of those undercover african americans..like me? I mean she seemingly looks white on the outside like Nicole Ritchie but in reality she's Black? Why the fuck would that ugly sheen son call her the N word?

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mike on June 18, 2008 - 8:31pm

*Benny Hill salute*

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by minnow on June 18, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Didn't he say something like he wasn't going to be discussing their private lives in the press anymore?
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What? And leave show business?
These people LIVE for this kind of stuff.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

the nword seems like a weird insult for denise. but even charlie sheen's drunk ass should know that word is absolutely not to be used. I am sure she felt plenty insulted when he kept calling her fing cword.

The N word? I don't even know why people use the word but Charlie Sheen thinks about Denise and that word comes to his mind? I feel mainly sorry for their little girls. I can never understand how marriage ends up like this. Triste.

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And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Mr. President's picture

If this keeps up, pretty soon the prostitute trannies are going to start telling Charlie Sheen that they don't want any of his Denise Richards infested sperm.

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minnow's picture

Didn't he say something like he wasn't going to be discussing their private lives in the press anymore?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 5:31pm.

True, Sheeps, but that doesn't change the fact that Charlie is a moron.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 18, 2008 - 5:29pm.

I have a great quote at home from Ann Stilman, something like: "English is a forgiving language. Even when the syntax is wrong, the reader gets the writer's intent."

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 18, 2008 - 8:28pm.

He's a pig and she's a chicken head.

hahaha@chickenhead

I haven't heard that in a coon's age.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 5:26pm.
They're nuts. But this sentence sucks: "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."
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Right, it makes no sense but I understand what he meant.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

- His first two weddings, bwahahahahahaahaa!!!
Yes, this "apology" completely makes everything alright.
I hope the new wifey doesn't get to comfy to soon, this is what she has to look forward to, minus Richie Sambora.

I have enjoyed this down and dirty public Hollywood divorce!!!
He's a pig and she's a chicken head.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

They are both stupid hwores, she's a skootch worse than him.

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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

They're nuts. But this sentence sucks: "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."

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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM

mike's picture

I accidentally watched about five minutes of her show the other night, and well, she wasn't as bad as I thought she'd be. I'm not saying she's a good person, but, relatively speaking, there's far worse.

Migraineuse's picture

Mk, you should work for the FBI. Classic detective work! I bet Fucking Cunt IS her birth name!

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Hekki's picture

He called her the N-WORD???? Why? I am dying laughing here. That makes so little sense, it's funny. Okay, not really, but a little bit.

Of all the things he could call her...