Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Ummm.......No
AC Slater had the audacity to try and recreate one of the iconic images that turned me gay! AC Slater could have stuffed a watermelon patch in his crotch and he still wouldn't have come close to being as hot as Marky Marky circa 1992. AC looks like he was dipped ass grease.
For whatever reason, People Magazine has named AC Slater their "Hottest Bachelor." Yeah, cheating and lie-telling is really hot.
Other douchebags on the list include Brody Jenner, David Cook, Terrence Howard, Brit Brit's brother (for real), Gerard Butler, Bret Michaels (and his crabs), ScarJo's twin brother and the twats from Gossip Girl.
What an illustrious list. The only tool they are missing is KFed.
This is THE lamest list of bachelor's ever!! I'm serious when I say that I'd rather be single forever than deal with one of them as my man. The list should instead go:
Conceited & Overrated -- Lopez, Howard, Sanberg, Levine
Too Snobby & Sassy -- Jenner, the Gossip Guys
Pure Nobodys -- Cook, Spears, Blake, Johannson, Butler (even though I do like him and think he's pretty hot!)
Just Plain Ew! -- Michaels
LMAO @ Terrence Howard.
They couldn't even extract a non-douchy quote from him:
"I'm the most arrogant person you'll ever meet, and any woman I date has to know that," he says.
He should wipe his mouth with baby wipes, the shit that comes out of it.
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Mario probably spent a week on a lokal markets trying to find the purrfect shape potato.
I'm so not eating eny french fries today.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Mario looks like the dude who killed Versace in this photo--creepy.
Gerard Butler is the only choice I agree with. I used to love TH, but I'm over his baby-wiped ass now.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Methinks thre was a raid going on in the produce section of the local market...
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Gerard Butler does not belong on that list with those other freaks.
Not sexy.
Albert Clifford Slater trying to be sexy? This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Where's Jessie and her fro to put him in his place?
When is this douche bag gonna nail Tony Parker and get it over with. GO AWAY MARIO
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
People Magazine is only good to train a puppy to piss on.
In other words, its absolutely worthless.
um whoa. i didn't realise, marky was packing....so...much. *gulp*
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Ummm...ew? He looks like a skanktaculous wenchowhore...oh wait...that's how he always looks!!!
**Set your mind on Freaky Mode!**
hm.. I misspelled disgusting before. sorry. brett michaels grossness and crabs are to blame.
brody jenner. I am sooo tired of him. I remember in the first season of the hills when some girl (lc?) got him golf clubs and he was disappointed they weren't from his buddy. hehe
PEOPLE! We're talking about People Magazine. They voted MATT "Assface" DAMON as sexiest of the year?!? Come on. . .
There are flag type banners for A Chorus Line in NYC with Lopie showing full leg extension over head and they kinda make my Paul bunyan.
(Hides head in shame.)
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Exercising pointless futility.
People magazine sucks ass-
omfg.. brett michaels should not have EVER been on such a list let alone NOW. he is DIGUSTING and puts out music so SHITTY that he will surely be sent to hell for the noise pollution alone.
I am SICK of magazines trying to pretend mario is hot. yes he was probably the best looking "celebrity" guy on that season of dwts. I don't know if that is even true because I am too mad to remember anyone else except jerry springer.
brian spears wtf????? why not just put jaime spears on there. he isn't married and he gets in more pap shots with britney than brian. because that is all brian has done. accidentally get photographed with britney.
I swear! there are way cuter guys in my SMALL town. and if they are actually gay they will SAY SO rather than complaining no girl is good enough for them. hello mario. brett. half the list.
Yeah. That guy's a bachelor because he cheated on his wife like 3 seconds into the wedding. Did he even make it thru the wedding reception without sticking it in someone else's cooter?
That is a saaaad list for the single ladies out there. Might be time to give your life to the Lord, girlies... At least He won't sleep with your best friend!!
This is by far THE most raggedy compilation by a magazine in recent memory.
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This is very easy to understand - I mean I'm dickmatized just looking at the picture.
Wow. People magazine is right up there with The Globe.
Was the person who wrote this list shooting heroine and downing vodka at the same time?
This has to be one of THE best video's on Mario Lopez I have ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
LMFAO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
This guy gets more and more annoying!!!! He is digging himself a hole.
Holy Moses, People Mag has sunk to a new LOW. The only reason most of these total douchebags are even bachelors is because no woman (or man) of any quality would want them. People totally sucks ASS. AC Slater? Brody Jenner?!?! Bret Michaels ... Adam Levine?? Lying, cheating FUGLY, desparate, wannabe manwhore-hasbeens and/or never-weres. Way to promote decency and real beauty, People (not to mention the fact that if you passed anyone of these tools on the street, no one I know would give them the time of day; they are skeezy and unattractive!!!). And, Brian Spears? Um, he's the sibling of someone with money and fame (seriously, what else do we know about him?? What has he done for himself, by himself??); that qualifies him?! Wow. I have no words, other than I will NEVER buy another People mag again. People: the mag of tools.
Take away Gerard Butler and change the title to "some random D-list douchebags" and this makes an accurate list.
Oh hell fuck no!!! Mario, take your dimples and your disgusting doucheiness elsewhere. Now I KNOW you smell like ass. Who the hell do you think you are trying to recreate the Marky pose?
I bet if you look up a pic of Mario from 1992, he still had that ugly 'fro. I'd give up my Midol to see Mark punch Mario in his wide-ass nose.
Submitted by Morbidosity on June 18, 2008 - 12:13pm.
So true. I had an ex like that. His name was Jesus, so that alone lets you know the boy got issues. Obnoxious.
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People Magazine names this Dumb Fuck "Hottest Bachelor"? So cheating and Whoredom is good and given a pat on the back? People Mag SUCKS...
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If Brody is there, where the hell is Spencer Pratt?
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Ew, I hate this guy.
Mario is not that big!
ScarJo's bro is NOT hot. I hear he is a nice guy, though, and is now working on Obama's campaign.
And why aren't there any gays on the list?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Kizzy: Ah, that's damn gross. Have you ever noticed how some people smell like poo. No, not fart.. poo. Like they were left marinated in a big vat of crap. It happened to me while at the movies but I wasn't the smelly one! hahaha!. Maybe someone behind me was on the Allie diet. It was torture.
Anyway, whoever made this list is nuts. For starters, Shitter's brother is one ugly mofo. And the rest too, except Gerard Buttler
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I'm sorry but the only guy on that Hottest Bachelor list I'd even remotely consider attractive is Ed Westwick and that's because he's British. And in an indie rock band. And is the only one of those douche's on GG that can actually act. Though the fact that he's a perv does kind of knock him down a couple of points....still, I wouldn't do the rest of that list with someone else's putang.
And AC Slater is THE hottest bachelor?! Yeah, on what planet? How much did his publicist pay People for that title? I don't know any woman who thinks a habitual cheater is a catch and if she does, she's an idiot. Mark's people should sue AC and People for blaspheming his photo shoot, too. They've butchered a classic.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Since when is a known compulsive cheater voted most eligible bachelor?
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I'll jump on the gay bandwagon. Probably the reason he cheats so much. He's not satisfied w/ women, but he doesn't want to admit that to himself.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Do blind people pick out their lists? People Magazine is really going down hill fast.
Ok, this list should be "Available Duche bags", if that's what you are into...
what the fuck...how THE FUCK did Bret Michaels get "hottest bachelor"?! no. NO! NO!!!
YesterdaysTrashQueen,
*runs in from the other room*
Noooooo! Gerry isn't a douche. He's hottie hot hot.
Other than that, yeah, the list is douche-tastic.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 18, 2008 - 12:30pm
When family members start showing up for no reason except name sakes, something ain't right.
Who's next, Lilo's half cousin twice removed?
♥ attack for you bunny.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm amazed this guy still has a career. What has he done since Saved by the Bell - obviously stuff that didn't make it to the UK. I'm sorry but I just can't believe he's straight either - that photo scream flaming mo to me!
yeah....nice list PEOPLE MAGAZINE.
there is a definate reason why
all those douches are bachelors!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Negative!
He looks good to me
Who slipped the dudes at People some of Wino's crack??
Methinks LA made the People list herself.
This guy tries way too hard. He must have a small dick.
that was the most inaccurate list ever. almost as if someone (like Brit Brit's bro) hacked into People's site and made it up. It does not have any substance at all. And pink pudgy pig David Cook fits perfectly with those other douchebags.
THE ONLY ONES I COULD GET FROM WEBSITE:
1. Mario Lopez
2. Brody Jenner and Frankie?
3. David Cook
4. Terrence Howard
5. Bryan SPEARS!!!!
6. Gerard Butler
7. James Blake, tennis dude
8. Bret Michaels, LMAO!
9. Andy and Akiva???
10. Hunter Johannson, ScarJo's bro
11. Adam Levine
12. The Gossip Idiots
PEOPLE MAGAZINE IS ON DRUGS!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"