Morning Wood

I neither have nor want kids but I'll tell you right now: If I were pregnant I'd want to give birth in a taxi cab. Every time I hear about babies being born in a cab, the woman's only been in labor for minutes and the baby just wouldn't wait to get to the hospital. None of that "20 hours in labor" crap for me. I'd want my labor to last no more than 20 dollars worth of cab fare plus whatever I'll owe the cabbie so he can have the back seat detailed.

I get tired of having the "benefits" of home birth shoved down my throat. Not every woman can do it, and Ricki Lake and Ani DiFranco need to stop being so damned preachy about it. STFU!

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

mark wahlberg can do no wrong in my eyes.

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Ah, I love Mark Wahlberg even more now!! LMAO!

Submitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 6:22pm.
You're right, they're remarkably lame at mastering the art of manipulation, but it irks me to see thst there are so many petulant, self-pitying man-children in the world. It irks me that they even exist. Somebody needs to tell them that they, not women, are the problem. But if somebody did, they'd be too clueless to believe it.

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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08

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Mark Wahlberg is awesome! Brad and George are completely dillusional and seem to think those Ocean's movies are God's Gift to the film industry. And Now that an actual friend of thiers spoke up and told the truth, They're going to finally have to face reallity! Some humility will do them Good! And since Mark already admits to having done bad films, they can't go counter-attacking him!!! hahah! good for Marky-Mark!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I fucking love Jamie fucking Lee Curtis and Michael K. LOL I am a happy fag hag and a fucking asshole, whats your excuse for living?

*sigh* I love Marky Mark. I want one.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 11:08am.
AskMen.com is one of the most misogynistic sites on the web. It's all about how women are bitches and how poor widdle abused men should learn to trick, manipulate and control women.

...LOL, and we see how well that's working. let men have their widdle fun and games, okay? after all they think Beyonce is the best looking chick out there.....

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

"Michael K is a great commentary, and would probably have a lot more traffic on his site if you people would stop your personal cliche and open it up for a lot of other people to enjoy."

I just want to thank you so much for this incredible witticism. I'll presume that your use of obvious malapropisms was brilliantly intentional. Otherwise, this would be the verbal equivalent of pissing into the wind.

Everyone that I know who has had a home birth has said that it was the best choice they ever made. They were very relaxed and while it was painful (it is child birth after all), it was really great and relaxing that everything was on their own terms - the love and support of family nearby, a great midwife and the presence of a doula was a part of it also.

When I have children I'd like to have a home birth too. Most women are built to give birth and at the end of the day things work out.

I had my birth at a hospital and Dr. Dick (the on-call) argued with me all the way through it. I ended up with a fractured coccyx and serious infection.

I think everyone should just be allowed to choose for themselves and then be safe about it. Human babies managed to survive for a long, long time before hospitals came along. At the same time, we should be damn glad we have them when we need them.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

Drama: gracias bonita

Kdracofan: SI yo lei esa estupides!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Xxyxz.. Atleast you have that other phone today.. I'll call you in a few minutes!! glad you're here today. : )

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

I don't give a shit about Miley Cyrus and her squashed inbred face.

Now about that Ricki Lake, well. Women have been given birth at home for years and years and years. True. But why do you think hospitals started to being used instead of home?. As far as I know, homes are not sterilized places where highly trained personnel work. Even IF some hospitals or doctors have killed some women due to negligence or whatever. Medicine in general is so advanced, very few women die due to complications. But it's ok, let the morons give birth at home and deny them entry to the ER if complications arise, point at them and say in Nelson's voice "haha!".

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Oklahoma.

No...Not yet. :( But I have Mr.xx's. Call me from workif you can. Atleaste to give me your email addy. I can only send a picture to an email address and not another phone I think) lol. call me!

Oh wait, I see Xxyxz.. I'll call you in a minute.

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Xxyxz.. Did you find your cell yet?? Girl you are in trouble if you haven't !!!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Askmen.com is stupid if they thought they could get away with that.

http://danceontheroof.com

Oklahoma...
rock on with your bad self BITCH!

Dramaqueen: donde estas? Leistes eso!?

Cyrus is my favorite pop singer. I saw her on a milllionaire dating site ----""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true? As you know, she is only 16!!!

Submitted by Ma Nom on June 18, 2008 - 11:30am.

insane!!!!!!!!!!

thanks!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Aw, Mel, it was so much classier when you were taking the high road.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

LoLo...that took some effort but I found it...

http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comments it's on that page

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.

I really think that the AMA is wrong for criticizing Rikki Lake for talking about alternative birthing options. Sometimes I wonder if EVERY group has a $$$hidden agenda$$$

S. Well My apologies.. Next time i'll put that in two different posts.. But I usually just say whatever I want

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

So, The Teen Choice will become the Teen Porn awards. Bring your Daddies, get a free Drink.

Katherine Heigl, even my dad hates you now. He removed you as his screen saver. Hwore.

Ricki Lake? I forgot about that ho.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

You back the fuck off Ricki Lake! That bitch can pop out babies wherever the fuck she wants!!!

Hat Trick,

On some days it is definitely like that on here. After a while one gets used to it and bucks up. But I get what you're saying.

Now about the "fag hag" comment...not okay! :oP

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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

I like miss Miley skull top. I have to have one. I never watch teen choice awards.

I read Thronton quote on another site. I was surprised he say something like that. Sad how most things can't be believed. It was funny, sad its not true.

Jamie Lee, I like fuck as well.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 10:59am.

Uhm, If I want to have my baby on an Ironing Board, I will.. Thanks tho.. !! Damn, people always have something negative to say!!
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Fuck Miley Cyrus.. lil Slut!! She's going at it fast.. And fuck her dad for not being a parent!!

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hypocrite much? geez... don't complain about people being negative then follow it up with "fuck miley cyrus, she's a slut"

Caroline
Caroliiiiiiiiine
Your the reason for the word BITCH
I hope your on your way speeding down to the club and you look up in the mirror to put on your lipstick and crassssh craaaashhhh crash.... INTO A DITCH! Just playin!

I know you like to think that your shit dont stank
but lean a little bit closer
Your roses really smell like pooo pooooooooo!

I HAVE THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
FACK!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

i saw the video of billy bob saying this on some show, e new or insider or something like that... but it was COMPLETELY a joke. you can't really tell that if you're just reading the words on a screen, but hearing and seeing him say it, it's obvious he was joking.

I want Isiah Washington back. His role made "Christina's" less annoying.

~*Head Bitch*~

Miley looks more inbred every day.

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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08

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Woah, I've never reported anyone before. That was neat, to be able to put a comment in w/ it.. I like this!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by Ma Nom on June 18, 2008 - 11:09am.

Dude is your siggie for real?

What thread was that, yo?

I had suspected as much. HO! LOL! ha ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

it may be removed but it's still cached!
http://tinyurl.com/5netgl hrmm...guess you have to go back to the search and then click on the cached link...sorry

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.

*stage whisper*

Trolls would not troll if their trolling did not win them any attention, positive or negative.

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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08

Click here if you love kitties

What is a personal cliche? Are you trying to say clique? Is that what you mean? You really expect someone to take you seriously when you're that fucking stupid? Wake up and smell your own stale farts, fucktard.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

AskMen.com is one of the most misogynistic sites on the web. It's all about how women are bitches and how poor widdle abused men should learn to trick, manipulate and control women.

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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08

Click here if you love kitties

Damn Hat Trick, Atleast come up w/ something different to say on each thread.. shit!! That is kind of lame to copy the same thing you said on the Matthew thread and post it here.. Loser!! *points* Loser Loser!!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by Hat Trick on June 18, 2008 - 8:02am.
It is so funny how these posters here on Dlisted just chirp and chip along with whatever this fag writer says. Like a bunch of fag hags. So, and so is this and that: Oh, oh, Ok. So this person is this and that: Oh, oh, Ok. I think we should all go and jump off a very tall bridge now: Oh, oh, Ok. Like you people can not even begin to think for yourselves. You people treat this like it is your own personal chat room; gabbing back in forth to one another. Michael K is a great commentary, and would probably have a lot more traffic on his site if you people would stop your personal cliche and open it up for a lot of other people to enjoy. You guys are a bunch of legitimate, state of the art, assholes.

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Who shit in your coffee this morning?? Geez...uptight and angry much??

why anyone would do a home birth is beyond me.

Thanks Hat Trick! You have a nice day too!

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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton

Uhm, If I want to have my baby on an Ironing Board, I will.. Thanks tho.. !! Damn, people always have something negative to say!!
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Fuck Miley Cyrus.. lil Slut!! She's going at it fast.. And fuck her dad for not being a parent!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!