Wednesday, June 18th 2008
But What About His Ass Crack?
Diddy told Metro UK that he preserves the sexy by regularly waxing his nutsack. He said, "While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
Wait, he waxes his nuts and then splashes cologne on that shit?! His nuts must be dipped in bronze because that sounds as pleasant as getting finger banged by Edward Scissorhands.
And there's nothing wrong with smooth nuts. Hairless balls means that no pubies will get stuck in your mouth during oral times. That's a good thing.
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SpoiledGayGirl and your racist minions- you have your diapers in a twist because "blacks should not be rich and on TV" *cough* (:3B) Honestly, you should vent on your next appearance on Jerry Springer...wow, jealous red-neck, mental midget, trailer trash should not be allowed to own computers...
Diddy's coat is not even real chinchilla, it's chinchilla rabbit. Cheap ass.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
He waxes, because that's how 50 cent likes it.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
He is doing BK commercials, not enough money? I wish that coat would bite his nasty ass.
He personifies excess.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Fuck off puffy.
chefcammi:
piss on you is a classic.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Who actually thinks this guy is hip or cool? Seriously, it's a phenomenon I'm dubious of simply because I've never met a follower. Obviously someone, but who? NASCAR puzzles me similarly, and I'm in North Carolina.
WHAT A DOUCHEBAG !!! I CAN'T STAND THIS EGOTISTICAL JERK. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM BECOME THE NEXT MC HAMMER. HE DESERVES IT.
Is he pouring the champagne on a woman in that photo?
He owes it to women to be properly groomed but doesn't owe it us to not wear that coat?!?
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Exercising pointless futility.
I didn't see the picture at first.. yuck! fur! how disgusting. boo diddy! wearing fur is bitchass!
he must be pouring that crystal into the giant douche he uses daily.
grr.. I can't go to the first page of comments.. well...
my psychic vibes say.. he does "wear" that cologne, the bottle is very cool and helps with the stinging. also diddy thinks that lemon flavored vodka is lemonade. he counts it as a fruit serving.
he told us all of this not because he is a self absorbed jerk. he is just sharing so poor folks can try this at home and get some diddyness up in their lives. or warning us that if one of us is lucky enough to get with diddy... this is what is going to happen. there is no bitchassedness allowed at bad boy records so bring your own painkillers.
Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well.
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That's what I call a real Girly Man.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
Trim, yes.
But there is NO wax hovering near my nether-region.
Hell to the naw!!
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WTF!? And I needed to know this info why? Still won't buy his wares.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Oh Michael, you always make me laugh with your clever comments n_n
Hey MK you should treat yourself for your birthday and get your nuts waxed and splashed with BLACK.... Polo cologne of course! lol
He is starting to sound like Jolie, telling us stuff we don't want to hear. Media ho
What a douchebag. Does he also play Keith Sweat while they're waxing and stroke his chin while he looks at himself in his pink compact mirror? I don't care how well he grooms himself, I still wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. I dunno why Kim Porter subjects herself to the possibilty of her and her babies contracting STDs from his nasty self. It's not worth the money.
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Poor poof daddy unfortunately labours under the misapprehension that any woman would want to get remotely near that nutsack of his. What women want to get close to peediddly, is your wallet. Thats where their interest ends.
douche.
next thing he'll say is "i love krystal enemas..."
does anyone remember him just being a minute, quiet producer named puffy.. i do... he's not a blue blood, get over it.
you don't thnk you could chant..."knick knack, paddy whack, I diddy wax my nut sack" on the treadmill too?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
FIRST OF ALL HE DOESN'T HAVE A NUTSACK!
Puffy, Puff, Diddy, Dildo or whatever has a vajayjay. I am so sick of his retarded ass!!!
I hope he doesn't think we should believe this shyte!
Lord Help Him for he does not know what he says
Amen
Too much damn information.
http://danceontheroof.com
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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"While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
- Always trying to make the sale. He doesn't wear his own shit water, heifer please.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by jussayin on June 18, 2008 - 10:31am.
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O no! I love your siggy. I can chant it all day sometimes:)It's great on a treadmill!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
My thoughts exactly MK - what about that ass crack? Does he floss? How about behind his ears, does he give that a good scrubbing? Belly button lint? I must know!
And please - could he not even make an effort adn call it "Unforgivabl*Y* Black" Unforgivable Black sounds like something different entirely.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
TMI...
can't wait to change my sig to "I wax my nut sack!" though
...even though I'm sackless
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I don't see anything wrong with guys waxing down there. Ironically, I think that most of the guys who are completely grossed out by what P.Diddy said and would never do it themselves are the same guys that are grossed out if a woman isn't bare or trimmed.
If girls wax, guys should wax. Why should one person be flossing and not the other?
~*Head Bitch*~
That's a huge red flag this man is bisexual. I do not want to see a guy more hairless than me when I'm doing him. Trimmed ok, waxed, hell no.
Ewww guys waxing their nut sackkkkkkk.....
VODKA AND LEMONADE?!?!? What a pussy face.
I don't know why I hate him so. Maybe because he has no indiscernable talent and is wealthy for doing not a thing. I guess he ushered in this talentless, famewhore era. Diddy pioneer of the famewhores. Paris, Kim and Sarah Larson owe him a lot.
Lolo,
"It was like instead of a yes yes place he had a Carrot Top looking dude with a dick tip nose down there."
Oh shit!!! Run! Run away!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Who gives a flying fuck?
Fuck a Diddy/Puff Bitch/Whateveryoucallit!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Submitted by LoLo on June 18, 2008 - 10:58am.
_Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
I'd have had to pass on that, myself. Pull a Wanda Sykes: I sprained my uterus! I have a contusion of the uteri.
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Submitted by mike on June 18, 2008 - 11:07am.
the girls I meet are plain out of luck.
Mangina?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
hairy nuts don't bother me. saggy nuts on the other hand...
the girls I meet are plain out of luck.
no wonder he's a mouth breather
_Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 11:00am
Well good thing i left out that part about him having strawberry/blonde hair.
It was like instead of a yes yes place he had a Carrot Top looking dude with a dick tip nose down there.
Now i wont even go near men with light brown hair.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Has anyone checked out the post on the Matthew M thread from Hat Trick?
LoLo..You poor thing.. i didn't even see hairy turtle and i almost puked at your description..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I like when men are groomed, but why does he have to TELL us?
Sheesh!
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Okla- Yeah, missed opportunities. I like the lemon juice idea. That shit hurts on a cut. Alcohol is also good for a bitch of a sting!
Submitted by chefcammi on June 18, 2008 - 9:54am.
pic reminds me of Dave CHappelle...
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Exactly!
_Submitted by Kizzy on June 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
I always thought shaving your nuts was a pedo/rapist thing to do...but I guess it's caught on since women started going brazillian??
HA HA HA!
I dated this dude once who had no hair on his nuts because mother nature i guess kind of forgot, but up above was an afro all around his little turtle peen.
It WAS gonna be opur first time together, but i lied and said i started my period and went home!
And then i got a stomach flu and various other illnesses so i would not have to meet up again.
I was just afraid to get up on that because , well you know... I like my lady bits pure!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
The title of his cologne should be "Incarcerated Black" - didn't he and one of his posse shoot up a club?
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Chefcammi.. LMAO @ his song he sang making fun of R Kelly. Now that was funny!!
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DevilGirl.. Oooh, yeah.. Too bad you didn't rip that out when you had a chance.. huh?? Then sprinkle it w/ lemon juice.. lol
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!