Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Start Over
Nicole Richie needs to hit rewind and do this shit again. The make-up, the hair, the rag, the fugly ass purse....it's making my eyes dry heave. Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn't even look hot on Endora from "Bewitched."
And who did this to her face?! It's like she handed her make-up artist a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, "I want to look like this." Dead fug.
Here's Nicole at a Women in Film event last night. You know, because she's been in sooooooo many films.
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ya'll that dress has got a cape that ends in fringe! what celeb has babbled about "designing" a new line of formal wear? I hope she is not pregnant. I don't think I can handle her pink wigged self running around l.a. with a bag of cheetos and a frapp.
I don't mind the makeup THAT much, but I will qualify that by saying I'm sick of these hos with as much goo under their eyelids as over them. It's definitely the dress that makes me shudder. Unflattering and fug as hell.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I don't understand what she's wearing, her make-up, why she's there or for that matter why the hell she does to get invited to this shyt. Does she even make her own money or is she living off of daddy's Commodore's/solo career royalties?
I want her and the other reality (aka talentless) people to just go away.
I always thought Professor Tralawney would look better without those glasses!
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I think she looks pretty good...
Fuck em and feed em fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like the good witch's forgotten sister.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 10:31am.
Snoogle, Your Av is driving me nuts.. I know it, but can't figure it out.. Loves it tho!!! *banging head on hand*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on June 18, 2008 - 10:30am.
Except Mrs. Roper could actually WORK that shit!! LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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I will say one thing that bugs me....her purse. So total FUGNESS! If her shoes match that purse, Imma gonna slap her skull.
Snoogle, Your Av is driving me nuts.. I know it, but can't figure it out.. Loves it tho!!! *banging head on hand*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Petite women should never wear dresses like that- It makes her look like she is playing dress up in Maude's clothes. I am 5'1 and I stay away from long, billowy dresses. The idea is to appear taller, not like a kid in Granny's kaftan.
The caftan is only appropriate on either persons exceeding 300 lbs., or over the age of 50.
Attention Starlets: "Gone With the Wind" was just a movie. Scarlett had to make her dress out of drapes because there was no money for material. You have enough money to buy a new dress, that someone actually designed. Leave the curtains on the rod, and get thee to a fashion house toot sweet.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Meh...its not THAT tragic. *ducks*
She looks like Mrs. Roper, 3.0 version.
Didn't she look at a mirror before leaving the house????
Submitted by oklahoma on June 18, 2008 - 10:25am.
Snoogle, I thought she lookd pregnant, too.. I bet she does wind up preg again.. That would suck! But be funny too, Paris would drop dead!!! Muahahaahah.. This does not look like Nicole at alllll.
---------- No it doesn't. She is a pretty girl.. that I will say, but I wonder if she is? Could she be? How old is her child now?? Oh.My.Gawd! I would love to be a fly on the wall if she is when Paris found out. loling all the way.
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ESE frequents the Fort Myers HoJo... I wonder if?
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Epic FAIL.
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Snoogle, I thought she lookd pregnant, too.. I bet she does wind up preg again.. That would suck! But be funny too, Paris would drop dead!!! Muahahaahah.. This does not look like Nicole at alllll.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Holy shit, it's the 3rd Olsen.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I can't believe I am saying this, but I think she looks great.
..................dodges flying dildos and bottles of KY being thrown by fellow DListed slut..............
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Only Mrs. Roper could have pulled off this look.
So that's what happened to Grandma's couch!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
This was last night?? She looks pregnant... I thought this was an old picture when I first saw it.
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SHE BE UGLY!