Wednesday, June 18th 2008
Start Over
Nicole Richie needs to hit rewind and do this shit again. The make-up, the hair, the rag, the fugly ass purse....it's making my eyes dry heave. Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn't even look hot on Endora from "Bewitched."
And who did this to her face?! It's like she handed her make-up artist a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, "I want to look like this." Dead fug.
Here's Nicole at a Women in Film event last night. You know, because she's been in sooooooo many films.
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LOL DAE, you're not a loon. You love her, but you wouldn't let her off the hook if she did something really really stupid either. And I think Christina looks a hell of a lot better than this stupid lizzard girl, for the record. I'm sorry, but I cannot see the appeal of this bag of bones--other than anexoria, she brings nothing to the table.
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Latin Honey Cups: are you really a Latina?
Viva: O yes yes yes.....crapola
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 18, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 11:57am.
Why would anyone what to look like ho-tina? Is the girl trying to impersonate trannies? She looks horrible.
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Hmmmmm
what are you talking about?
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Someone wants Nicole to look like ho-tina. Now Nicole doesn't look lindo in this picture but she doesn't need tranny makeup.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
KD I thought so too, but I think not
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 18, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Trannies want to look like women. If you're already a woman why would glob on makeup like a tranny? Ho-tina looks terrible. Phony bitch is annoying too, always trying to be Latina then dying her fucking her hair blond like a skankier version of Monroe. Not a good look.
You should take hard look at yourself if you like that tranny wannabe.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 11:57am.
Why would anyone what to look like ho-tina? Is the girl trying to impersonate trannies? She looks horrible.
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Hmmmmm
what are you talking about?
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I must tell you this: YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE WHO JUST 'RECENTLY' left.....hmmmmm
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 18, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Why would anyone what to look like ho-tina? Is the girl trying to impersonate trannies? She looks horrible.
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*deep breath*
xtinahasanamazingfigureohomgdon'tevengetmestartedonhowmuchiloveherface,she'sjustdropdeadgorgeandilove,she'stehgreatestsingeralive,she'saninspirtaiontomillionswhocaresifshelookslikeatrannysometimes?shejusthasstrongfeatures!!Iwouldlovetolooklikextina!!bitchishot!!shejusteedstotonedownthemakeupabitotherwisejustlooksfaballthetime!!Idon'tknowhowseedoesit!!womanisgreat!!andwhenshesmiles!!
*calmer*
Christina has deep love of trannys. She had at her baby shower & everything! *blissful sigh* Who WOULDN'T want to look like a tranny. Most trannys have amazing legs!!!
*resident Xtina the Goddess Loon*
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
is it me...or is she sporting a baby bump?
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 18, 2008 - 10:50am.
Still don't understand the appeal. But maybe it's because I'm not a member of her fan base, which seems to be made up of drunk drivers and druggies.
What kills me is when they say "she's cool" and "I admire her". For what?
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I guess it's because she cleaned up and got her shit together. Obviously, I don't know what's going on with her kid right now but even that says something to me. And I guess, she's in the limelight but she doesn't seem to be working it 24/7, she seems to be more interested in working on her life. I respect that.
PS. I don't know about anyone else here (i didn't see it posted) but I've never driven drunk. Which is not really fair because I don't drive. But I can also say that I've never ridden my bike drunk either:)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Obviously this is to hide how scarily skinny she's gotten...I love how everyone thinks that she's just totally fine now because she had a baby. If anything, she's probably worse now.
Why would anyone what to look like ho-tina? Is the girl trying to impersonate trannies? She looks horrible.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Nicole, do you want me to give you a list of make up that Xtina uses? It'll help you stop looking like death warmed up dear. (also put DOUBLE the amount on that Xtina does ok? so you want at least 200lbs and THAT's just the start...)
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by lindsayshan on June 18, 2008 - 10:50am.
She is such a cuttie.
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O, now you say that about everybody!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 11:43am
I was just surprised she could drive, not very well but still.
She seems to have her demons at bay for now.
And yes, she would be so down with the DL!!!
Who knows, maybe she is......
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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Still don't understand the appeal. But maybe it's because I'm not a member of her fan base, which seems to be made up of drunk drivers and druggies.
What kills me is when they say "she's cool" and "I admire her". For what?
Are our standards now so low that all it takes to be admired is to NOT be Paris Hilton?
The four horsemen of the apocolypse just called. They're on their way.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 18, 2008 - 10:39am.
The Vicodin and Ganja combo while driving, now i have done the combo but I did not drive anywhere, I couldn't get off the couch.
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Well, I'm a party girl so it's easy for me to forgive her all that. I was, easily, just as crazy and know that you can, in fact, grow out of that shit. I saw those last epis too. Strangely, I used to like that show but the end was beyond pathetic. Without Nicole, Paris never would have been able to pull it off - never in a million years.
I'm pretty sure, that if Nicole was down here with the rest of us slobs - she'd be a D-Lister too:)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
angel_i on June 18, 2008 - 11:35am
Yep.
I saw 2 or 3 episodes of The Pimple Life, she was way funnier than that dipshit Parasshole but the show sucked on the whole.
The Vicodin and Ganja combo while driving, now i have done the combo but I did not drive anywhere, I couldn't get off the couch.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 10:36am.
angel_i, I'd say it was Brenda's mistake. Lionel was never around, which is part of the reason Nicole became a fuck-up in the first place.......
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I didn't know that. But there you go. Actually, I always have a hard time believing he's even part of that crowd. I always think of him as so much better than all that.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
I like Nicole too. It can't be easy being raised like that. Being adopted and her family going through all that drama. She is a good person and she has been so well lately. Her daughter is adorable.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Oh goodie, whores, I thought it was just me and xxyxz who were in the secret Nicoleloonie club!
She looks a mess, but in a weird way, I love the dress. It belongs on the hot granny at the Miami retirement home whose got the all the ex-orthodontists giving her their tapioca pudding.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Gotta say, not big on Nicole, but I like it. And at least she is starting to look more like a grown up. The dress wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have the fringe.
Ok, the dress is too big and the makeup is crazy, so she's obviously made other mistakes...BUT... She's not plastic and you gotta give her props with that, as she's certainly never been the prettiest flower in the field.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
angel_i, I'd say it was Brenda's mistake. Lionel was never around, which is part of the reason Nicole became a fuck-up in the first place.......
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Not alone, no. I like Nicole a whole lot. I think her only mistake was being raised with Paris Hilton and that would be Lionel's mistake now wouldn't it?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Alright, I am not alone, I like her too.
Meh, the outfit, she's covered up, a lot.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Why is she wearing ugly drapery?
I actually kinda like the dress. I don't know if I give a rats about her makeup. She doesn't look bad though.
who knew her fashion mentor
was Mrs. Roper from Three's Company.
Come and knock on our door...
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Well...at least she is covered and not showing her beaver-parts to the world. Besides, Endora would have rocked this frock.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Why hello there, Rachel Zoe.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Nicole is still prettier than Herpes Hilton.
@Kizzy- Yes, I enjoyed the sport on raggin' on Holie. Have you checked out the post from Hat Trick on the Matthew M thread?
@PSL-- I am right there with you waiting for that beatdown. You KNOW it's coming, I just hope there are plenty of paps around to report it.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by devilgirl on June 18, 2008 - 10:56am
FOR REALS.
It's worth a read, tho- we did some serious raggin' on Holie, and that shit is funny as hell. There are some real comedic geniuses in here, and they were certainly showing their skills.
OnT:Nicole looks like she's at a healthy weight, though. Her face doesn't look gaunt, and her arms aren't skeletal.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy- Is "It" totally nuts or what? Glad "It's" gone, now there can be fun once again!
That dress makes her look preggers again. Or just fat.
CU Next....
I know Nicole is a spoiled bitch. I know this. But I still like her. And I can't wait until the Beatdown...you know she is going to snap and kick the shit out of Paris one day.
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
Submitted by devilgirl on June 18, 2008 - 10:38am.
Be glad you missed it. It's on the Eau de Homewrecker thread. Yes, that much bullshit over some damn perfume.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I like the way she looks.. as opposed to OTHER new moms out ther (ahem, sounds like Histina Agluehaira) she is staying classy..ish.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 18, 2008 - 10:41am.
I can answer that, as I too like Nicole. For one, she is doing her thing and not trying to impress anyone. Two, she has made mistakes in the past and was remorseful. She doesn't make an ass out of herself.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Everyone goofs on PP for never having "done" anything. But Nicole is just as bad. Other than having been adopted by a famous father, and partying, the only thing she's ever "done" is a short-lived, scripted reality show.
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Worse than PP, because she's friends with Paris Hilton.
I don't understand why this smug, spoiled, cricket-faced ho has any fans at all.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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Oh, Oh. I love the dress.
However, it would look better on my 5'9" body.
Bitch needs to get a job. Can't stand this cunt.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 18, 2008 - 7:37am.
Everyone goofs on PP for never having "done" anything. But Nicole is just as bad. Other than having been adopted by a famous father, and partying, the only thing she's ever "done" is a short-lived, scripted reality show.
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I agree 100%, but for some reason I can't grasp, I like this bitch.
Makeup is ok, the rest is a mess. She usually gets it right with fashion....Paris probably dressed her for this event...lol
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“I love my puppies! I want my baby!”
- Paris Hilton
i didn't know they made muumuu's in petite size...nr should just marry that chinless douche, play with her baby and leave the celebrity to real celebrities...
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sexy motherfucker...
Off topic, but I haven't been on for a few days- What the heck was the big dust up with "it" over and is she really gone?
I thought this was an old pic, too, from when she was pregnant.
She really looks quite noticeably pregnant here...
Everyone goofs on PP for never having "done" anything. But Nicole is just as bad. Other than having been adopted by a famous father, and partying, the only thing she's ever "done" is a short-lived, scripted reality show.
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM