The Photoshop Awards: Nicky Kidman In Vogue Magazine
Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl's crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she's faking her pregnancy.
Nicky just laughed at the question and said, "Just look at how I'm sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you're pregnant." You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I'm knocked up? Shit, probably.
Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here's more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 10:46pm.
They had to toss a coin to decide who was stiffer.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 10:39pm.
She only sits with her legs open because that's the position they were in when the Rigor Mortis happened
and the reason she's pregnant is some guy said.."yeah, she's still warm".... yeah, i went there!
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PSL, hahaha, I can see where fibbing about botox can mean faking a preganacy...GF you can leap like a gazelle....
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She only sits with her legs open because that's the position they were in when the Rigor Mortis happened.
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She wins for giving the lamest answer she could have possibly come up with.
'Yes, of course I am pregnant. Don't you see how I am sitting. I must be pregnant because I am doing what other pregnant women do. It's not like I spend my life researching certain situations and then acting out roles and trying to be as believable and realistic as possible or anything.'
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 10:34pm.
She also sleeps in a coffin and drinks blood.
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It's nice that she's sharing KatE's fake baby belly.
JK, I really like Nicole Kidman - not a big fan of her obsession with botox - but I usually enjoy her movies.
...but I still think it would be juicy to learn that her sister is actually the pregnant one..muahahaha! :)
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This is also the woman who says the reason she has a completely different face than she did in 1990, is because she uses sunblock and stays out of the sun.
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it's just sad what nk has done to her face...
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Hahaha! Of course I'm pregnant...I sit with my legs spread now!
That photographer has issues, playing with a corpse like that.
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I think it's a gorgeous shoot. Who is the photographer?
pattycake:
I'm glad I made you giggle. That was the point....
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
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Dear Nicole,
Please do not speak unless the lines are given to you. EVER.
Sincerely,
Executive Producer
To Die For is the best
xoxox
The war isn't working.
@parissucksliterally
you made me giggle...
i;m just sayin...sandals matter.
But...she is preggers.
and coming out of a baby store.
tee hee hee
have a good nite
xoxox
The war isn't working.
To think we're stuck with this being the first post for the night. *sigh* I'm just indifferent towards her and these pictures.
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Submitted by patty cake on June 17, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I saw her last Friday in the west village coming out of Bonpoint with Keith. She is pregnant..small but pregnant. She looked pretty. Keith looked short. She had super cute red sandals on.
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no one here is saying she has bad taste in shoes.....
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
what is it with Vogue lately? All their covers and editorials with celebrities have been photoshopped beyond recognition, although this one isn't as bad as the others. And that's saying something when it's Nicole Kidman
ummm...Madam P, her dad has a Doctorate in Biochemistry. Methinks that is not quiiite the same as an OB/GYN...LOL
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She was awesome in "To Die For"...I loved that movie.
I'm not totally convinced she's pregnant.
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-Benji Madden
Please. Like the interviewer really expected her to say, "Yes, my sister Antonia is carrying the baby -- she's the fertile one." This family is all kinds of fucked-up -- remember her dad is supposed to be delivering the kid -- and this is yet another weird stunt of the Kidman bunch.
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I think her transformation from a pretty actress to a weird incarnation of a cross between a fruit bat and an ant eater is all the fault of Keith Urban! She has the worlds worst taste in men. She should have stuck with Lenny Kravitz!
I have known women who were tall and thin like nicole who didn't seem to get really big when they were pregnant. their babies were normal size and healthy, too. so I can believe she really is gestating a baby. :)
the photos are pretty. better than the last photoshoot vogue did with nicole.
I do miss the days when they used models rather than celebs. some celebs aren't that great for fashion photos.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 17, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Heck, I'll go there myself. Wait, she's changed since "To Die For," right?
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Submitted by bourgie on June 17, 2008 - 9:24pm.
why can't you all like beautiful pictures.
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Angie said that she liked St John because it was something for professional women and the clothes can be carried around quite easily with little wrinkling.
Nitty, are you still around....I hear you were going to plaster a sheep's photo around Nicole's no-no areas.
ubmitted by bourgie on June 17, 2008 - 9:24pm.
The photographs are stunning. This is a fashion/art shoot. This is not some sleazy sweaty pap wearing 10 K gold chains around his neck pap photograph. why can't you all like beautiful pictures. It's an art for heavans sakes.
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Boo-hoo. You're on a gossip site, suck it up and drive on. And spell-check is your friend, Miss Pseudo-Class -- check that: Mizz Soodoe Klass.
the horse looks OK, but the pics aren't that good. more photoshop, then art.
she looks very classy, which is one attribute i find admirable about her. the photoshoot is nicely done.
I saw her last Friday in the west village coming out of Bonpoint with Keith. She is pregnant..small but pregnant. She looked pretty. Keith looked short. She had super cute red sandals on.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
They should get her to do goth poses or S&M clubs. That would increase Vogue readership in a heartbeat!
Your face!
I no longer subscribe to Vogue since they started catering to celebrities instead of true fashion. Personally, Vogue has evolved into a glossy version of US Weekly since Anna Wintour took over.
The green dress is stunning; the same cannot be said about Nicole.
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 17, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Et tu, Ovini?
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The photographs are stunning. This is a fashion/art shoot. This is not some sleazy sweaty pap wearing 10 K gold chains around his neck pap photograph. why can't you all like beautiful pictures. It's an art for heavans sakes.
Im just glad she got away from Tommy. But the midget with a scratch pad under his chin is horrible enough.
Her freak hubby reminds me of one of those toy things my kid takes on long car rides. Its the mans face with the magnet, and you can make him have all sorts of different facial hair, ect. LOL
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I WISH she had said something about Katie when they asked her if she faked the pregnancy!
Last summer I was pregnant, and there was a woman in my childbirth class who was close to the end of her pregnancy and barely looked pregnant at all. Like Nicole, she was tall and thin.
I, on the other hand, looked like I had swallowed a beach ball. Not fun.
Anyway, I believe she is really preggo. If she were faking, she'd have a huge prosthetic.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 7:42pm.
She could even superimpose the pic over her birthal region, like Nitty did with Slutty's smoking baby (though technically that was slightly below and to the left of Heather's house of horrors).
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Whaaa? Et tu, Brutus? Sheesh, give a girl "paint," and the world expects the freakin Madonna?!
Okay, so yeah, I'd do it for say... a mere twenty eight dollars? Hey, I'm cheap, but it ain't easy.
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& the more I hear those rumors about a fake pregnancy, the more I think they were orchestrated by Tommy Bitch. He's resentful and paranoid enough to attribute all the Suri-is-Hubbard's-or-Katie's-ex's-baby rumors to her. Tommy holds resentments against women for a loooooong time (e.g., Brooke Shields -- "where's her career NOW -- huh HUH?!" Fucking pusshole.
The last thumbnail looks straight-up 'historical' Harlequin romance.
I really like Nicole Kidman and yes she did let the interviewer touch her stomach. I thought she was amazing in Moulin Rouge and really thought the singing was dubbed so much so that I sat thru the credits to see the music.
This movie is an epic size feature and i would be curious to know Joe Schmoe's take on it beforehand.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I don't know if Nicole owes anyone an explanation, but wouldn't an ultrasound pic put all the scurrilous rumors to rest? She could even superimpose the pic over her birthal region, like Nitty did with Slutty's smoking baby (though technically that was slightly below and to the left of Heather's house of horrors).
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This stuff looks so damn unreal they should've skipped the photoshoot altogether, hired an artist to draw nicole and call it a day.
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Her pregnancy is as real as her acting. She didn't even answer the softball question. A simply yes would have sufficed but instead she gave some lame-assed vague comment about how pregnant women sit as if non-pregnant don't sit with their legs apart.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 8:19pm.
I think I've covered all of my thoughts on the issue.
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I did the same thing by burping after dinner.
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She looks amazing, and ya'll she let the reporter feel her stomach if you read the whole thing. I doubt she'd let him if she was faking.
madanes.
your have hit that nail on the head.
nuff said.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
That was the stupidest answer she could have possibly given regarding the fake pregnancy rumors.
Having a photo shoot at the Natural History Museum is a super hot idea.
And Nicole and Naomi Watts are slowly morphing into the same person.
I think I've covered all of my thoughts on the issue.
Mannequin. The only difference..this one can blink her eyes.
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