The Photoshop Awards: Nicky Kidman In Vogue Magazine
Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl's crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she's faking her pregnancy.
Nicky just laughed at the question and said, "Just look at how I'm sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you're pregnant." You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I'm knocked up? Shit, probably.
Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here's more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.
Source: Style.com
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About Nicole's dad delivering her child:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Nicole+Kidman-19242.html
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Aubrey O'Day? That's that girlie that looks like everypopstar, right? I really enjoyed that highfashion sweaty crackwhore shoot she did awhile back...
Retroactive bets...I like this idea. I'm going to bet on what day I ('ll give) gave birth!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Actually, I'm only sad when I miss the Aubrey O'Day posts. Those are few and far between. And no, I didn't put any money on the Celtics. I thought the Lakers were going to win. I wonder if one of my friends will agree to a retroactive bet?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 11:54pm.
I wouldn't use any of these pics though. Not lifelike.
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hey d.a., according to TV, Nicole can be your next avie...and you can use the "sitting" quote....lol
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“I took a look inside you bedroom door; you looked so good lying on your bed; Well I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead"- AC/DC
Submitted by Mr. President on June 17, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 11:38pm.
And I missed it all as usual
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Um, yeah. You sound really sad about that.
Congrats, btw. Didja win cash?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 17, 2008 - 11:39pm.
I think they used CGI for that, like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, but more reptillian.
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Ah, yes. I do forgot about advances in movie technology. Hehe.
They can do anything with CGI. If only they can CGI every actor as talented as Nicole. LOL.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Jessica Simpson sparked political debate?!?!... gotta go back and catch up.... this should be good... be back later!
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Yes, she stated Churchill should be re-elected to a third term in the White House.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
With a frozen face, the only thing she can do is turn her head every which way when trying to express herself...up, down, side to side. That's it.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 17, 2008 - 11:39pm.
I think they used CGI for that, like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, but more reptillian.
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Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 11:38pm.
And I missed it all as usual.:(
131-92 Celtics!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. You suck Lakers!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Jessica Simpson sparked political debate?!?!... gotta go back and catch up.... this should be good... be back later!
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Hehe Angel I thats funny. I think she shows expression on her face. What about the main pic??? What was the last movie you saw of hers....she was expressive, no??? Well I saw the Invasion and her faced moved. Hehe, her face moved...what a weird discussion.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
To all my friends!
(hey I just posted about that today before these pics - my dog that I called Barfly!)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
O Mr. President!
We've had a big, big day! TWO (count'em - 2!) gay marriages, Joan Van Ark returned from the dead adn Cyd Charisse lost to us forever...we've watched Jessica Simpson, of all the hos in hotown, spark serious political debate, Pequena Hillary Clinton to Magic Johnson to go fuck himself, and Amy gots locked up like Britney and the best part? Phoebe's in a movie. They hired her! They really hired her!
So, you know - they don't all have to be like Mickey...just hold him close to their hearts, you know?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Are those supposed to be her pregnant chi-chi's?
Is that supposed to be Nicole?
I don't like these covers anymore, if I want to see this shit, I'll get out my black light fantasy tiger lady on unicorn posters.
Or the side of a Sweet custom van from the 70's, shag carpet and all.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
We need more celebs like Mickey Rourke.
Yes, I'm lookin' at YOU angel_i
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Facial expressionS ruin the face. Everybody knows that.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:31pm.
"Frozen" implies that ther's at least an outside chance of her face thawing. She's paralyzed from the neck up.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 11:26pm.
frozen is a facial expression, right?... yeah, she should have continued, Nicholson already did it in "The Shining"
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:23pm.
No, I'm just saying that he should've continued with Nicole's acting lessons until she learned at least one facial expression.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 11:19pm.
are you calling Mr. Ed a hack?!... *putting up dukes*.. LOL!
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
I always thought Nicole very beautiful. Why do people think she uses that face stuff...botox??? I think Nicole is mucho sexy. Also after all Nicole has been through with miscarriages, its sad when others question if baby real or fake. Like they did with Tom's baby. Weird. But anyway I say fake or real baby, Nicole or her sisters baby. I am very happy for her.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by Mr. President on June 17, 2008 - 11:17pm
ESE, I thought all Dlisters were huge sports fans.
hey, i ran track in highschool... i decided i'd only run when chased
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Like Nicole, if you put some peanut butter between the horse's cheek and gums, it almost looks like he's speaking.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, I thought she was saying "geraniums". As in, "I'm starving, and I need to eat some". Geraniums keep you regular. True story.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
She's on the other end of the facial scale from leatherface Mickey Rourke.
ESE, I thought all Dlisters were huge sports fans.
8:24 left up 34 points.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
i feel bad for the horse, he seems like he has acting dreams... this ain't gonna help him
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
to diego..
yeah. it's not like she's a professional film and television actor. hehe :)
Leatherette what's your damage (trying to get on your level of "lingo")? Bourgie's comment is A COMMENT BECAUSE IT IS A BLOG! Go take a pill and chill out. Bourgie's comment is totally right on. BOO HOO I'm sad that you cannot recognize a nice photographic spread.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 17, 2008 - 7:33pm.
ubmitted by bourgie on June 17, 2008 - 9:24pm.
The photographs are stunning. This is a fashion/art shoot. This is not some sleazy sweaty pap wearing 10 K gold chains around his neck pap photograph. why can't you all like beautiful pictures. It's an art for heavans sakes.
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Boo-hoo. You're on a gossip site, suck it up and drive on. And spell-check is your friend, Miss Pseudo-Class -- check that: Mizz Soodoe Klass.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 11:07pm.
I think she may be constipated, I saw footage of her shambling along with her arms in front of her saying "grains..graaiinnns".
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These shots are amazing, and I'm not a big fan.
You know they are hyper-realistic because its a Baz Luhrman film,
so they are going to look overtly stylized.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 17, 2008 - 11:10pm.
NOTHING'S deader than Hohan's career!... and i don't even watch sports
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Thank goodness for Photoshop. I don't want to see wrinkles and cellulite anyhow. lol
You know MK is going to blame the Lakers not flying Phoebe to Boston for tonight's defeat.
28 points up with 10:44 in the fourth. Lakers are deader than Hohan's career.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
she seems really laid back.. as long as the stake and the garlic don't make an appearance
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 17, 2008 - 11:04pm.
If LA looked any more lifeless, they would have Nicole Kidman as a mascot.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 11:02pm.
LA is done!
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OOOOOOOh, no, not by 30+points...LOL.
***gasping for air, fanning myself***
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 10:59pm.
hey, hey, hey!!... pregnant or not, the veins are still full of embalming fluid
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 10:57pm.
I'm not totally convinced that she doesn't have veins full of embalming fluid.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I'm not totally convinced she not pregnant, just like I'm not totally convinced she is...
Mr Pres, i like the Lakers, but they do not deserve to win this series. Boston has played consistently better in every game.
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“I took a look inside you bedroom door; you looked so good lying on your bed; Well I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead"- AC/DC
I guess she didn't listen to her mom when she said not to make that face because her face would stay that way.
Celtics up by 30 late in the third quarter. HAHA. Hope Phoebe price isn't too broken up about it.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Vampires try all sorts of tricks to get within biting distance.
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But why would she let an interviewer touch her stomach? I read the interview. It was actually kind of charming and that is not a word I would really associate with Kidman.
Agreed she has had work done by an extremely talented Doctor. (Not a Dr. Reyes type)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 10:51pm.
but still disappointing with the beard
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 10:52pm.
That work was all part of the autopsy.
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Deb, her face is not changed from JUST Botox. Girlfriend has had a LOT of work done.
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“I took a look inside you bedroom door; you looked so good lying on your bed; Well I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead"- AC/DC
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 10:50pm.
And the stamping of Abe Lincoln had a wider range of facial expressions.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 10:49pm.
sadly, the coin was more flexable
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."