Tuesday, June 17th 2008
Hell On Earth
Should you ever have the misfortune of walking into a bar and seeing Mickey Rourke in a leather vest, a chunky go-go dancer exposing his right nut and another dancer exposing her Proactiv-needing bare ass, immediately turn around and head to the nearest church. You've just been to hell and you need to pray a thousand prayers, so that you never have to go there again.
This much raw fugness in one room should be illegal. I mean, this is how Mickey spent his Father's Day at Rokbar in Miami! Blasphemy!
And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish.
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_Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 17, 2008 - 5:10pm.
I swear, it is his USED soap and she took it cause it had a short and curly on it!!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now ya see, I dont mess with ANY DUDE who even hints he is mobbed up east coast style.
NO THANKS YOU! I like my throat with no slits or holes in it. Mob GFs never age well or live long.
WHAT? I did not say this, mob what mob?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by zomay on June 17, 2008 - 4:08pm.
LOL, feel free!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Hahahaha! Yes! Wednesday afternoon around 2 pm.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Fuck! Either do drugs, fuck prostitutes, drink, eye someone's nutsack, or wear a leather vest, but NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Could this post be anymore morally bankrupt? Shit! And I'm no saint, either!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Does anybody know how to do a DListed Exorcism to get these pictures out of here?
And what is up with that greasy mop on Mickey's head? Did he get that from Brit Brit's House of Weave?
soo, Mickey's starring in the newest "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
The 1st paragraph made me crack up out loud.
LOL
Every time I see his pictures, I can't help but shake my head 'no'...he was so hot in Nine & 1/2 Weeks.
Tisk-tisk
Shit! I thought that was an old lady watching the flaming nutsack!
Joe schmoe - that is like Wednesday AFTERNOON shit right there
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Dude that place must have smelled so bad that night!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 5:09pm
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IG!!! Smooches! Are you all settled in? (Tell me again where you are - is it Texas?)
On topic: Mickey looks *wasted*.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 5:07pm
It was still in the wrapper, wasn't it...
He's so nast.
Carrie Otis claimed he helped her during her skinny ano days.
He was obsessed with her.
Besides, some of his "friends" are all Mobbed up, east coast style.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
OFF TOPIC:
It is Michael K's birthday on THURSDAY....(the 19th)
he'd better put a pic of himself up as the B-day Slut.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
What's that clip in his hair? I think they sell those at the dollar store.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
JOE!! Hi hon, long time no see!!
On topic: Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you... never mind.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
by christine the hoff on June 17, 2008 - 2:06pm.
who hires a stripper with ass acne? who I ask you?
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Can I use this is the future? It is exceptional writing.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 17, 2008 - 5:06pm
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CTH! How are the boot moves?
On topic: Someone very wise told me that the middle of the week strippers are the worst. These are definitely Wednesday strippers.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
vom all over the keyboard
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 17, 2008 - 5:04pm.
My friend Katie stole a bar of soap from Mickeys apartment when he had a party for an underage hooker he was having tittie sex with.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Its things like this that make me seriously consider getting the fuck out of Florida when I can afford it.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
This picture made my stomach turn. Me got so queasy looking at this. Oh Mickey you not so fine!!!
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 5:04pm.
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Hi PSL! Did you see him in 9 1/2 weeks? He's barely recognizable now.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
who hires a stripper with ass acne? who I ask you?
God, Rourke is the greasiest fuck, he beats greasy bear, atcually.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Is that a gay bar? Because by my standards, it looks like it. And not a very nice one, either.
You bunch of prudes!
That looks like a nut load of fun!
ha ha ha ha ha
Its like one of those parties in that area that turns into China Town/ LES in the warehouses!
You nust on up in there and there is a fog machine and a tranny with a microphone and a whistle.... some smurfs and a bull wip..... and your old gym teacher.... THATS SHITS FUN!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 17, 2008 - 4:59pm
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Heehee. I think you're going to need more than a couple of Hail Mary's to erase that from your brain.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
He should get "No Muscle Tone" tattooed around his other nipple.
I still can't get over how this once beautiful man ruined his face.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
No shirt, no shoes, no shame...no problem!
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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His "No Shame" tat above his left man-boob speaks volumes.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I saw him once in person way before all this hot mess action with his face, I was living in 9 1/2 Weeks fantasy land at the time, he was FUG and a dick.
He's so fucking bitter.
He was with Guisseppe Franco his bff. Another tool.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Unfortunately, I am allergic to penicillin ... which is needed after viewing these skanky pics.
I have only one question: Was Paris Hilton there?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Goodness Michael K, you are really grossing us out today.
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Mickey's hair makes Britney's weave seem beautiful.
And LMAO @ peen-flashing fatboy. The "No shame" written around his nipple pretty much sums it all.
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
Those are the lowest standards for go-go dancers that I've ever seen.
Submitted by mike on June 17, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Okay, then Rokbar is that thing you scoop the leaves out of the gene pool with.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
Click here if you love kitties
Damn Mickey!!
What the f** are you thinking? This is not a good look at all. Who's the man-whore? Somebody needs to whip his a** and put his clothes back on.
Mickey looks pretty messed up maybe he thinks dude is a fat chick. Whatever the case is I really hope he is headed to Dr Drew's Rehab. He really needs help!
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 17, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Rokbar is the gene pool's filter.
I thought that was Florida in general?
Yeah... no one really knows how to celebrate Father's Day properly. I mean, Mother's Day is brunch, but Father's Day is always up in the air.
This is just all kinds of gross. I've had a stressful day; I really didn't need to see this. At least it can't get any worse.
I want to shower(and get a blood test)after looking at that mess!
Rokbar is the gene pool's filter.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
Click here if you love kitties
All kinds of wrong, and yet... mmm-mmmmmmm~!
Hail Mary, Full of Grace
the Lord is with thee....
*dousing my eyes with Holy water*
What the hell kind of bar is Rokbar?