Tuesday, June 17th 2008
Hell On Earth
Should you ever have the misfortune of walking into a bar and seeing Mickey Rourke in a leather vest, a chunky go-go dancer exposing his right nut and another dancer exposing her Proactiv-needing bare ass, immediately turn around and head to the nearest church. You've just been to hell and you need to pray a thousand prayers, so that you never have to go there again.
This much raw fugness in one room should be illegal. I mean, this is how Mickey spent his Father's Day at Rokbar in Miami! Blasphemy!
And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish.
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A person's gotta be on-their-ass drunk to find any of these peeps remotely attractive ... gah ... I swear the pro-active ass stripper is Britney
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on June 18, 2008 - 12:20am.
Looking at that back of mickey roukes hair weave was more awkard to look at that than the tiny nut sack dancer.
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"Hold me closer, tiny nut sack dancerrrrr...."
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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Looking at that back of mickey roukes hair weave was more awkard to look at that than the tiny nut sack dancer.
I can't get over just how deliciously gross and hilarious that nutsack picture is...it's like the dude's ball is making a run for its life...ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Not that I've ever seen a gay male stripper, but I always assumed that they would be in MUUUUCH better shape. All the gay guys I know are obsessive about their physique, or so self conscious as not to show it off if they think it's less than perfect.
I don't know what's worse. The flabby guy showing his damn testie or the chick with a very flabby and flat ass. I can't decide. What I know is, Mickey Rourke looks like shit and if he has to hang out in such a filthy place, then he's no even a z-list.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh my! Pimpled asses, dangling miniature testicles, Britney Spears weaves. This is definitely purgatory.
I knew thats what fucking hell looked like. At least I'll be intertained there.
Obviously this is where the REALLY Beautiful People go in Miami these days. Where's K-Fed?
http://www.rokbarmiami.com/
Does anyone remember "BarFly"?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 17, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Ohhhhhh... i get it !!! Thanks BB :)
haha omg.. is that guy mickey rourke gay? lol
i guess so huh!
I spend all this time away from Dlisted and this is the first image I get. And I was about to eat something, too. Dammit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
sidd on June 17, 2008 - 5:29pm
Mafia. East Coast Jersey Mafia.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
this is obviously where the old strippers go to die
www.myspace.com/triston
joe shmoe on June 17, 2008 - 5:26pm
Basically HollyWeird black balled him for what ever reason.
He was supposed to have a great career and had the potential, come on, Pope Of Greenwich Village was great, but something he did fucked his career.
Now what exactly, don't know. He never recovered from that moment.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
oh my. i stand corrected. please forgive.
Islandgirl,
No fucking way! That movie is a fuckin classic!
"We don't need no fucking rope!"
Madame D,
A SEQUEL???? Same cast do you know? Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus and Defoe?
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Chaps are assless by definition.
If they weren't, they'd be PANTS.
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"Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool." - Sheeps, 6/17/08
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micky in a gay bar...shirtless with a leather vest...hmmmm...wonder if he's wearing ass-less chaps as well??? i'm just saying...
"no shame"?? how about "no dick"?
Plus notre coeur est tumultueux et bruyant, plus le calme et le silence nous attirent. -Chateaubriand
For once, I am textless. I am without text.
http://danceontheroof.com
Someone quotes the Boondock Saints. I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!
They're making a sequel I heard. I LOVE them. And when they hooked up with their dad, aww! Love that scene. Willem Dafoe was wickedly perfect in that, playing the femme /butch both at once. Classic. I need to see that again.
joe, yes...it it is mid 80's (F) and I have access (and permission!lol) to a huge house and a beautiful pool until the 27th....pet sitting is the best!
Clarisse and IG:
anther line just like that was in "Six Feet Under" when Federico finds his male cousin fucking another guy...he freaks out and screams , "What the fucking FUCK?!"
Loved it!
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Those aren't 2 people. They are both the same. Look at the pics with the jacket. The jacket has 2 strings on it; and the strings are visible in the ass picture and when he is wearing it.Plus, look at the hairy legs!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 17, 2008 - 5:24pm.
To quote Rocco from The Boondock Saints...
"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How the fucking fucks... Fuck!"
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Fuck off! I fuckin' LOVED that movie, for fuck's sake. :)
Seriously, I love that gangster stuff.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
What a bunch of odd posts, today.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LoLo on June 17, 2008 - 5:14pm.
I swear, it is his USED soap and she took it cause it had a short and curly on it!!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now ya see, I dont mess with ANY DUDE who even hints he is mobbed up east coast style.
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What exactly is "mobbed up east coast style"?? :s
he is utterly disgusting. i feel like i need a hot shower after looking at those pics...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 17, 2008 - 5:04pm.
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I find this interesting. Why was he bitter? Do you mean just generally an arsehole, or bitter about women? (Didn't he beat Carré Otis?)
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
To quote Rocco from The Boondock Saints...
"Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How the fucking fucks... Fuck!"
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 5:21pm.
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Phew that's a relief! I thought for a minute there that my teabag spotting abilities were declining. It's a gift I have.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Would you rather rub bodies with Mickey R. and that hot ass go go dancer? OR bathe with DreamBoat in his fucking hot ass tub and walk barefoot on his shit covered tile floor??
That should be a punishment option for something.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 5:09pm.
On topic: Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you... never mind.
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LMAO. In my head it was all cheerful like the song until I got to the "never mind." LOL
These pictures should come with a warning label. I feel like I got the clap, crabs, syphilis, and a nasty toe fungus just by looking at them.
Joe... that's what happens when I don't pay attention. I thought that was Mickey...
*blushes, pours another Pinot Gris...*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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That sounds *so* nice. Is it hot in LA? Here it's bloody miserable. Around 18 degrees celsius and rainy. Ack.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
I hate that little granny bun he has going on.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Is that a Corona he's drinking? That's what I drink when I'm stripping in my pleather undies.
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Hi joe! Of course I saw 9 1/2 Weeks! He was sooooo hot.
I am happy, because I am out of work and free for the rest of the day! Going to go for a sunset swim....that is my plan...
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“I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
-Benji Madden
Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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Wot?? We can see Mickey's tea bag too? *peering at screen* I can only see the chubby stripper's used tea bag.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
_*bloop*
*bangs head on key board at missed hcance to bloop up in here*
*bloop*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Him and his friends are a bunch of dirty fucking fuckers and not in a good dirty way either.
And yes LoLo, I stayed the hell away from the lot of them, I had hairdresser friends who did "errands" for G Franco.
Mickey was at the time involved in his salon as a partner.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by islandgirl on June 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
*refreshes page, gags at the sight of Mickey's used Tetley tea bag*
the tetley tea bags are round.
wasnt that a big part of their commercial back then? "Oh we have round bags yall!"
*bloop*
sorry! you said tea bag!
BLOOP!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Stoney on June 17, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Fuck! Either do drugs, fuck prostitutes, drink, eye someone's nutsack, or wear a leather vest, but NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 17, 2008 - 5:15pm.
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Hahahahaha! I knew there was a reason that I didn't let my kids watch that show..
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
*refreshes page, gags at the sight of Mickey's used Tetley tea bag*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 17, 2008 - 4:08pm.
These strippers are being audited for back ass tax.
remember the family guy where peter takes stewie to the strip club on a wednesday afternoon?
Stewie,
"Yes, not the top of the line. I actually saw bullet wounds."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 17, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Yes he was fine in that movie. I had to rent it three times to see the ending.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.