Tuesday, June 17th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Even though Robbie Williams is wearing a lady shirt from Frederick's of Hollywood, I'd still get with that. The mangy mutt laying on his chest might give your crotch a rug burn, but it's worth it.

Here's Robbie and his hairy chichis leaving Villa in West Hollywood last night.

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WildGuy's picture

Hell yeah ... well, not with him making faces like that (he looks a little stoned) ... and that's probably the only way I get to hit Robbie, is with him being a LOT stoned (sigh!)

(He's not in my 'Top 10', but he's close)

I'm not sure anyone's stil reading this thread but the deal with that early video is that it was mainly aimed at appealing to the gay market. Take That actually began by performing in all the gay clubs - especially in Manchester - and had a highly camp gay Manager. They toned it down when they realised they would have a huge fan base amongst young girls. I would say at least 3 or 4 of the members of Take That are gay even though some of them are in relationships with girls. The only one who definitely isn't is Howard. Definitely are: Robbie, Mark, Jason. I think Mark and Robbie were supposed to have been dating at one point. And Gary always comes over as pretty gay to me as well though I'm not 100% sure.

joanne's picture

I'd be afraid to.

He looks handsome. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site ----- "WealthyDater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.

fashion disaster's picture

only with a baseball bat!

angel_i's picture

Um...not really. He looks like the kinda guy who might wanna film me having sex with a giant Cheeto made of Cheetos.

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jussayin's picture

..no thanks, it looks like it's already been hit...with the ugly stick

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letinstar's picture

who is this psycho?
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sexy motherfucker...

I don't know what it is but Robbie Williams is always hot to me. He is so talented and when he talks I just melt. It's nuts. LOL

Kizzy's picture

I'd have to pass. I like to get crazy in the bedroom, but not totally insane.

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Leatherette's picture

thought it was George Clooney, finally getting caught leaving a bear & twink club by paps

Suki's picture

I don't get with anyone that has 'crazy-eyes' and Robbie's got crazy eyes for sure....*shudder*
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I wouldn't hit it, but I'd definitely go out for a few pints. Then I'd hit... *goes off on mental tangent*

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Singing in the Rain.... kick,stomp. Yes, Robbie's the man.

When they remake "A Clockwork Orange", I so want Robbie to play Droog Alex... doncha think ?

Justina's picture

Poor Robbie. He used to be so hot & stylish. Sigh...

He's always been a fucking skank! Yuck. The arrogance just makes me want to shit on his fug face.

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i'd hit it (2 times) & have an orgy with aliens if he wished.

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Ginalicious's picture

Hell Noooo!!! This guy looks too freakin' creepy for me. Those eyes could kill you just staring at you while you sleep.

FireCat's picture

Oh yes. Definitely.Watch this live video of him singing "Come Undone."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5gDG_vSvko

Fucking hot. Yeah, he's a slut, but who hasn't been once in a while, and with much worse!

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Submitted by Keane on June 17, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Newportjoey - Robbie Williams is widely accepted in the UK as being gay. He has never admitted it publicly because he thinks it would wreck his career. There have been many stories about his liaisons with men, and he NEVER, repeat NEVER has a girlfriend. The last one was in fact Nicole Appleton which was about 10 years ago. Any stories about him with women are entirely made up by his PR and the women are paid for them. They always say exactly the same thing: he's really mixed up and unhappy; I only ever saw him a few times then he mysteriously dumped me; he just can't commit etc - the usual Clooney-esque crap. Sorry but he's even more generally accepted as being gay than Tom Cruise.
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That's a real shame. I don't think he would have lost many fans for coming out. His first couple of solo albums were great and still would have been great without exaggerated hetero-strutting.

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Submitted by Diego on June 17, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Any way he wanted it, any time he wanted it.

And, Karma Police, this is what I think of whenever someone mentions Take That. This video is pretty representative of every bit of boyband douchebaggery that has ever been seen by the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHnqmw9QRM

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I guess that bad video is what we all try to mentally block out about the early 90's. hehehe
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Karma Police's picture

Diego - I will have to pass that on. But I doubt any of my friends will know who Take That is anyway. I just always secretly liked that Back for Good song. Thanks to you, I have a new fave. Haha.

Judging by that video, Robbie has been a nut for a long time.

Diego's picture

Oh, and Karma Police, I have no idea. I would think that level of bad would ruin someone, but they ended up pretty damn popular so I guess it didn't. Someone sent it to me a few years ago when I was talking about how hot Robbie is and it's just the only thing I can think of when Take That is mentioned now.

Diego's picture

Dustbunny, I think it was one of their first or their very first video. I have no idea how old they were in it, but it was made early 90s, most likely, so I assume they were old enough. Robbie Williams is right in it so I would guess it's not a parody.

Clarisse and DeeDee, it's hilarious and a little disturbing at the same time. It's just so incredibly bad even for the 90s. I don't understand any of the jello, cream, mops, popsicles, girls. Of course, it kinda sums up Robbie. This is how he started out so it's no wonder he's batshit crazy. I think anyone who had to do that kind of fuckery would be a crackhead alien spotter. But I love him and all his insanity.

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Submitted by Diego on June 17, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Any way he wanted it, any time he wanted it.

And, Karma Police, this is what I think of whenever someone mentions Take That. This video is pretty representative of every bit of boyband douchebaggery that has ever been seen by the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHnqmw9QRM

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No f-ing way! They should've fired their manager after that! Was that song/video popular?

Clarisse's picture

Diego,
That is officially the greatest thing i've ever seen!!

My hat is off to you!!!

I laughed through the entire video!

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Stock Broker's picture

I'd hit it with a Court Order from the State Mental Hospital.

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Submitted by Diego on June 17, 2008 - 3:43pm.

LMAO at that video! Was that Robbie rubbing white cream all over his face?

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And, Karma Police, this is what I think of whenever someone mentions Take That. This video is pretty representative of every bit of boyband douchebaggery that has ever been seen by the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHnqmw9QRM
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This is a legit video? not a parody? really? Were they even of legal age in that video?

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Robbie Williams is just another example of another HOT European or Foreign Intl. Star moving to L.A. and having Hollywood suck the hot right outta him.

Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Colin Farrell & I can only assume Becks will be next.

One second they are the Worldwide Hottness , next they are in L.A. with serious Elvis drug bloat, a pirate blouse acid wash mom jeans a mullet haircut & turquoise cowboy boots .

Note to self.. stay outta LA.

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dustbunny's picture

Haha. Take That. I must admit that I love their one song. I totally forgot about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I&feature=related
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OMG I am not kidding, half way through that video I starting getting stabbing pains in my stomach. UGH. damn.

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I guess so. Beggars can't be choosers.

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Diego's picture

Any way he wanted it, any time he wanted it.

And, Karma Police, this is what I think of whenever someone mentions Take That. This video is pretty representative of every bit of boyband douchebaggery that has ever been seen by the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHnqmw9QRM

Lindalou's picture

I think the personality would keep me away.

kdracofan's picture

No but back in 1999 yes

BobsBB's picture

If this were 1999, hell yes. I'll for body diversity, but there's a difference between a little chub and late Elvis drug-binge style bloat. Somebody get the white jumpsuit and a PB& 'nana sandwich.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

His shirt makes me laugh.

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Submitted by Bella on June 17, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I always thought he was the only cute one in that crappy boyband... can´t remember it´s name.

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Haha. Take That. I must admit that I love their one song. I totally forgot about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I&feature=related

trixietrixalot's picture

yes...with my car...doin' about 80 mph....

paris herpes's picture

He was in Take That. Anywho, he looks intentionally high outta his mind on coke.

Your face!

christine the hoff's picture

with a chainsaw?
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Collygula's picture

With a nail studded bat.

Karma Police's picture

He looks absolutely off his rocker. Dude is looney. Makes me laugh though.

Bella's picture

I always thought he was the only cute one in that crappy boyband... can´t remember it´s name.
And I still think he´s really hot, he´s just has the most amazing eyes and smile. So yes, I´d hit it... if it doesn´t smell too bad.

simoneenomis's picture

At first I was like "noooooo" now I say yes. I love a good douchebag.

I used to think he was kinda fuckable, but now, not so much.

And that shirt looks like some shit Tanya Turner-Laslo would wear.

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I'm torn...love his face and he's not looking so rough these days-laser, a peel perhaps?

But he's a major douche, right?
I'd probably pass, but hesitantly.

Newportjoey - Robbie Williams is widely accepted in the UK as being gay. He has never admitted it publicly because he thinks it would wreck his career. There have been many stories about his liaisons with men, and he NEVER, repeat NEVER has a girlfriend. The last one was in fact Nicole Appleton which was about 10 years ago. Any stories about him with women are entirely made up by his PR and the women are paid for them. They always say exactly the same thing: he's really mixed up and unhappy; I only ever saw him a few times then he mysteriously dumped me; he just can't commit etc - the usual Clooney-esque crap. Sorry but he's even more generally accepted as being gay than Tom Cruise.