Afternoon Crumbs

why is salma's baby drinking from a bottle when there's gotta be an endless supply of nourishing milk in salma's boobs...

fuggie fug is fugly, but her body is tight, so i don't believe those are her thighs...nice try though...

denise richards is ignorant...and a hooker...
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sexy motherfucker...

Coldplay did not copy. The chord progressions in the first 8 counts are only slight similar - but that's easily a coincidence because they're pretty generic.

That Crappy Band is just trying to get their 15 minutes.

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"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m"
yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
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MK probly thinks that some richass Michaeloonie will actually buy him that car. Sorry, Mikey.

I have seen Fergie up close in person- she does not have cellulite..

I may be the only one, but I do NOT think Marissa Miller is pretty. Her body is insane, but he face is only so-so.

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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton

DeeDee, just one, the little one.

So have I missed anyhting today? Has LA been banned for good? No reprise yet?

Clarisse - he's finally sleeping...WHEW!

I have been up all night with him, hub called me at work last night, freaking out, made me come home, met them at the Urgent Care.
I have not had a fun last 24 hours.

I needed to come here for some relief!

I'm sorry your kiddos are sick M.E.

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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau

M.E.
I feel for you!!!!

*hands ME another papertowel*

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

Denise Richards is definatly a Pathological Liar. Charlie Sheen has never lied to the public. He has admitted to everything he's ever done. As for Heather Locklear, I know she's trying to take the High Road, and not say anything, That's very classy of her, but Denise just wqon't Shut up about it. I think Heather really needs to break her silence. Having a friend who is not named speaking for her isn't going to make this go away. We really need to hear it directly from her.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Clarisse - LOL. I'm at home today with a sick baby, all my avvie photo's are on my work 'puter. I'll bring Odin back tomorrow.

I'm only here for a few minutes. Up to my elbows in shit. Literally.

I hate it when kids get sick.

Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Chris Martin bugs the shit out of me, and I think it's a shame that people buy his crappy music.
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Hey everybody look at what I bought....er uh nevermind. *hanging my head in shame*

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M.E.,
You holding on to that JD avie!
You're gonna break Stock Brokers heart!!!

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

Too bad Heather didn't bitch slap Denise all the way back to Seventeen Magazine. Stupid ass lying BITCH!

Sorry, but Fuggies thighs are photoshopped. That bitch is in FIERCE shape. No way she has Mischa's legs.

Trust me.

Holy cow @ Fergie!!!

Chris Martin bugs the shit out of me, and I think it's a shame that people buy his crappy music.

Denise Richard's is a psycho-bitch. The more she blabs about her past relationships, the stupider, crazier and more of liar she seems.

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Denise Richard's issue sounds like the typical Hollywood Story...

http://danceontheroof.com

OMFG, Denise, STFU! We all know you are a lying, manipulative, gold-digging whore. The epitome of doing whatever you have to to keep yourself in the spotlight. Nothing you do will change that. & you did it to yourself. If you'd kept your mouth shut instead of screaming your innocense & betrayal, if you'd stayed away from your best friend's husband, people might have bought your good girl act.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

In Coldplay's defense (not that I like them), speaking as a musician and artist, I have a deep down worry that I'm going to write a song and subconsiously use a melody that I've heard before. You know, they get stuck in your head and you think it's original, but it's not. So it could just be an unfortunate incident.

Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 2:20pm.
kdracofan--I guess Heidi and Giselle better hang on to those wings a little tighter...

O yeah....she is pretty...

Salma has a cute kid.
There are NO WAY Fergies legs look like that. The girl is in AMAZING shape.
Jessica def had her nose done.
LL is just gross.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

Submitted by ricki lake on June 17, 2008 - 2:15pm.

Thanks! LOL I should have guessed...

kdracofan--I guess Heidi and Giselle better hang on to those wings a little tighter...

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Latin Honey Cups: Maybe....lol

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Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Uh, who the fuck is Marisa Miller?
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She is a Victoria's Secret model.

Submitted by Kizzy on June 17, 2008 - 1:12pm.

Lol, what else? She's a model (more swimsuity, Sports Illustrated stuff, not high fashion).

Marisa Miller is insane. I swear she isn't even human. I am 1000% gay but DAMN she has got a hot body!!! Absolutely unreal.

Denise Richards....oh Denise. I love your new show, and you on your new show, but...we all know you're a selfish bitch. That's why we're drawn to you! You are very pretty on the outside but we know - we can see the evil that lurks within. Heather and Ritchie are small potatos - we all know you can steal someone else's husband. Someone better, someone more attractive, someone more famous, someone married to someone even closer to you than Heather was. Get it, girl! Your prime years are almost over.

Uh, who the fuck is Marisa Miller?

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Anon,
May i congratulate you on your avie!?!?!?

It's not everyday you see a pachyderm on a high-wheel!!!

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

Nice flab-ulite Fergie.

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Or, have we erased him from our collective memory???

where's the guy to loves cars, literally, he must beed a new girlfriend by now...

Damnit. I was hoping Denise Richards and her whining would turn out to be credible. I fucking hate Charlie Sheen. Two and a Half Men is the most revolting display of sexism I have ever seen and hope to God he gets shot in the nuts, even if it is only in the tabloids.

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Love Carrottopelina.

Yeah, Lohan's hell bent on exhibiting her FUPA.

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I not particularly opposed to those mom shorts, but why does Lindsey Lohan insist on putting an entire months worth or bronzer on her face each time she goes out, yet leaves her legs pasty white?

Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 12:53pm.

I say bullshit on the Fergie Fug wrinkly leg picture.
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Aw man, you're ruining my pity party!

It could actually be true cuz cellulite and wrinkly skin is like that...you see it way more at certain angles and in certain lights...

but I do believe you could be right and they either had something SO similar in archives or someone found some new awesome feature in their Photoshop.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

Submitted by kdracofan on June 17, 2008 - 1:53pm.

Latin Honey Cups : donde vives?
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Why? Would you like to visit me? Hehe.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Awww. Sorry MK, I'm poor and broke!.

I say bullshit on the Fergie Fug wrinkly leg picture. I noticed the inner thigh part that's under the shadows looks so damn smooth. The other pictures look normal too. Just one picture shows her granny legs, come on!.

Salma's baby trying to walk is melting my black and frozen heart.

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Latin Honey Cups : donde vives?

Denise Richards is such a skeezer. Yeah, RIGHT she doesn't lie! Her problem is she's so used to telling what she wants to be the real story, rather than the actual real story. Inability to differentiate between fantasy and reality is a hallmark of mental illness.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Fresco car!!!! I would like to have wild time in that baby. I buy for me and my baby's padre.

I love you Salma!!!! True Latina angel. She is beautiful.

I feel bad for Senior John Mayer, his new woman friend is a fugly manly witch, no??? I say Si.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

A piece of American History!!

I loved the show back in the day. Knight Rider Kitt made that show!! David Hasselshit was a douche bag sidekick!

Salma's baby is adorable...and so r her chichis

Michael K, I will put 20 bucks in towards the purchase.

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There's an Aniston story on Just Jolie??? Yikes i can see the rabid foam fly from all the way over here!!!

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

OMG! FERGIE'S DEAD TOO!

That shit's pretty freaky.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

Damn! Salma's baby daddy is evident on the face!! wow... carbon copy.