Wednesday, June 18th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 17th!
Welcome to TrannyBurger, may I take your order? - Mel-Tang
Runners-up:
Working as a life-size Q-tip for Eddie Murphy wasn't really what Solange has hoped for.
But as seen in her earwax yellowish dress she is now able to finally grease Jay-Z's palm enough to make him write her that breakthrough song. - Die gelangweilt...
If you liked Sheen's tranny infested sperm, you'll love Murphy's tranny infested earwax! Order now, we'll include a set of Ginsu condoms! - InnaDarke
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They say that as you get older, whore starts to grow out of your ears.
Isn't the tranny supposed to have him in her mouth, not her out his ear?
After many years of denials, finally the little black woman inside of Eddie Murphy was free.
In anticipation of Barack Obama's win , they are preparing to change out the head on the statue of Liberty.
I KNEW Eddie Murphy was a woman trapped in a man's body.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
"John Mayer says he is bigger than his body gives him credit for?" fumed Kanye. "I'll show him! I'll show everyone!"
the voices in his head are alive!
Please make the voices stop!
Punishment for Norbit fits the crime!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Johnnie Gill Will You Marry Me?
Eddie took the Blues Travelers' song, "Girl Inside My Head" far too literally.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
belliiieevvee me...aint nothing worse than trying to get a black woman outta ya head
Scary Spice really got in Eddie's head.
That is some inflated ego....
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Disneyland unveiled their newest ride: Who's Your Daddy Mountin'.
It was bound to happen, Eddie Murpy has trannies running out of his ears.
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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Solid proof that the queen in Eddie is just dying to come out.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
I always knew that deep down inside Eddie Murphy, there was a pageant queen.