Wednesday, June 18th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 17th!

Welcome to TrannyBurger, may I take your order? - Mel-Tang

Runners-up:

Working as a life-size Q-tip for Eddie Murphy wasn't really what Solange has hoped for.
But as seen in her earwax yellowish dress she is now able to finally grease Jay-Z's palm enough to make him write her that breakthrough song. - Die gelangweilt...

If you liked Sheen's tranny infested sperm, you'll love Murphy's tranny infested earwax! Order now, we'll include a set of Ginsu condoms! - InnaDarke

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Manbearpig's picture

Eddie Murphy finds the perfect place to hide his trannies.

KC Sunshine's picture

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 17, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Welcome to TrannyBurger, may I take your order?

Ha!!!!!

Sam's picture

"And here comes the lead float in the first-ever Disney World Gay Pride Parade!"

The tiny tranny in Eddie Murphy's head makes her first public appearance.

Sam's picture

"The voices inside my head tell me to have sex with guys...a lot..."

Talk about a literal way to say you're releasing your inner woman.

Mel-Tang's picture

Welcome to TrannyBurger, may I take your order?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Mel-Tang's picture

Submitted by The real JB on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.

After many years of denials, finally the little black woman inside of Eddie Murphy was free.

LMAO!!! :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

christine the hoff's picture

And I thought he made an ass out of himself when he played donkey in shrek.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

Candy Blackmail's picture

Eddie Murphy takes cruisin' for trannies to a whole new level.

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Beauty's only a light switch away.

Finally proof that inside of Eddie Murphy's head is a drag queen dying to get out.

LittleRock's picture

There is a point in an actor's career when they should say, "No, I'm not going to sell out."

This is one of those moments.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by geminiryder on June 17, 2008 - 1:08pm.

If only Eddie would get women off the brain, he would realize that these forms of movies are crap.
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I know, right? Is he just lazily tryna get through his contract or what? All his movies suck. I have a copy of Delirious that almost makes me cry when I watch it now :(

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

Conky's picture

Eddie Murphy smiles proudly while showing off his brand new yellowtooth trannyphone.

Thanks

geminiryder's picture

If only Eddie would get women off the brain, he would realize that these forms of movies are crap.

geminiryder's picture

Everyone knows that old saying.. "let me put this bug in your ear". Well Gabrielle brought it to a whole nother level.

Eddie Murphy's float in the gay pride parade

They've been saying for years that he let that tranny get inside his big, fat head.

Oh baby, what exactly do you have in mind.

MMMPhill's picture

Just to change it up, Eddie Murphy decides to see what it’s like to have a tranny hooker inside of him.

Cunty LaRue's picture

Eddie Murphy finally has the courage to let the "inner him" shine.

WildGuy's picture

Eddie Murphy's ear wax ... IT'S ALIVE!!

(and it's out ta get 'cha)

If you think the good angel is hot, let me turn my head so you can see the bad angel. (it's Marisa Miller in red lingerie)

Team Valtrex's picture

Try as he may, Eddie Murphy just can't get Scary Spice out of his head.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

"Hmmm, and all this time I thought it was a shaved hamster Johnny Gill stuck in my butt!"

It is, by far, the best head Eddie Murphy has ever gotten.

"I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

Joschino's picture

Like my dad always said, "Son, never let a chick get into your head."

Trashola - Art and Stuff by Me

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

what a change. the tranny is now inside of him

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

DJ dougeye's picture

2 min after this picture was taken ..she fell out of his head ..and was taken to near by hospital were they ask..the dumb tranny slut ..what happen..!!!!

The staff could not stop laughing :)

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by EDiddy08 on June 17, 2008 - 1:35pm.

You're apparently missing the entire gist of a "Caption This" contest. You make up a title. Since it's Eddie, and Eddie got Scary preggers, and didn't want to claim the baby until the courts told him to, it's funny. Are the dots close enough for you to connect them now?

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

EDiddy08's picture

so half of the people keep saying thats Scary Spice...its Gabrielle Union

dogsill's picture

can you hear me now?

misstia's picture

If America is ready for the first black president, they're ready for the first black queen.

Anonymousfckr's picture

"This is Sheila McSkank reporting live from inside Eddie Murphy's body. I was just inside his ass but let me tell you the brain area is far more disgusting. And his penis is tinier than me."

Snoogle's picture

Scary plants an ear bug and it screams "pay your child support bitch".

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Kizzy's picture

Eddie Murphy finally got his head out of his ass, and discovered his high school prom date still in there.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

angel_i's picture

A little bug in his ear about some REAL wedding vows.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

-ohmy-'s picture

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

-ohmy-'s picture

Scary Spice is always on his mind

Maverick2464's picture

The winning float in the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade was from the "Eddie Murphy Home for Wayward Trannies".

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

-ohmy-'s picture

I'm scared to see what will come out of his nostrils!

It's the Annual Who's your daddy parade..Eddie Murphy starts it off followed by Chris Rock and Larry Birkhead..There were women lined up for miles!

Working as a life-size Q-tip for Eddie Murphy wasn't really what Solange has hoped for.
But as seen in her earwax yellowish dress she is now able to finally grease Jay-Z's palm enough to make him write her that breakthrough song.

Why.So.Serious.'s picture

Those tranny's!

They find a way to get into Eddie through any hole they can!

JuneStar's picture

at least there were no trannies in John Malkovich's head!

http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

Gay wedding celebrations in California wouldn't be complete without a smiling Eddie head float and fierce trannies parade.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

beb's picture

Transexual hookers unite in the opening of Disneyland's "Daddy Day Care" ride.

Franniiv3's picture

Spice Girl Melanie B gets ready for her comeback Solo Tour... And there's nothing like agressive guerilla marketing to get things going.

Cadet Cougar's picture

Whatever Tracy Edmonds said went right in one ear and out the other.