Wednesday, June 18th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 17th!
Welcome to TrannyBurger, may I take your order? - Mel-Tang
Runners-up:
Working as a life-size Q-tip for Eddie Murphy wasn't really what Solange has hoped for.
But as seen in her earwax yellowish dress she is now able to finally grease Jay-Z's palm enough to make him write her that breakthrough song. - Die gelangweilt...
If you liked Sheen's tranny infested sperm, you'll love Murphy's tranny infested earwax! Order now, we'll include a set of Ginsu condoms! - InnaDarke
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Woot Woot! lol
Thanks MK and all the whorez!
All of them were really funny.
I have to go and take many showers because I just got done watching Dreamboats incoherent crack bath video. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Too bad that's not Solange. Not all black people look alike...
Hehe. Congrats Mel-Tang and all the others.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
LMAO....good one Mel!
Yaaay, Mel! *trademarking "TrannyBurger"*
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Pat Martino, "Footprints"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=801K4vxDywM
Congrats to the winners! Mel-Tang, that was greatly deserved!!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Congratulations!! WTG Mel-Tang!! Hilarious!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Beverly Hills Cop 4. Exclusivley at your local IWAX.
Usher's tranny wife sees the light of day after being caught up in Eddie Murphy's fantasies.
Not exactly what Eddie was talking about when he told his date he wanted a whole lotta head.
Submitted by Hoolrah on June 17, 2008 - 9:26pm.
It's from a movie where he's like an alien robot or some shit and tiny Gabriele Union and tiny Eddie Murphy are inside piloting him around Earth trying to study us. Sounds GREAT,huh!
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Zoltar, I said I wanted to get Eddie's head in me, not I wanted to get in Eddie's head.
Not a caption, but what the fuck kind of megalomaniac/narcissistic display is this? Seriously, hide this from Kanye.
Submitted by Hoolrah on June 17, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Reader: "Khia girl, this woman be livin' inside my ears, tellin' me all dis shit to do. She like, "Eddie, dress like a fat woman." Or "Eddie, dress like a fat, old woman, etc." She makin' me look like a fool and she taking my career down the drain. What should I do?"
Khia: "What's hood Eddie? Sounds like the "girl in yo ear" ain't no woman at all. It's you, girl. You got dick on the brain and you be trippin. A woman in yo ears- is you serious? Well yo head is big enough for a couple bitches. But let's get real, you was already tappin' tranny cranny. Well, you treat that imaginary bitch good and keep yo Madea knockoff to yourself save for Suri Cruise birthday parties. Peace."
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINNER!!!
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Lead me not into temptation.
I can find my own way there.
I haven't heard anything about trannies.
In the all-black remake of Animal House, Scary plays the devil and says "Fuck you" instead of "Fuck her".
After the DNA results, turns out Scary will in fact be controling Eddie's life for the next 18 years... hey Eddie...can you hear her NOW?
The models drew straws. The loser got to wave from Eddie's asshole.
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Quand quelqu'un se manque, c'est dur.
Trannies to the left of me.....Trannies to the right of me....Slooooowly I turned....However Eddie soon discovered that no matter what direction he turned in his inner Bitch was ultimately taking over & finally stepping out into the lime light.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)........
You just never know where Scary Spice will turn up next!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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What's worse, Richard Gere with the gerbil or this?
Reader: "Khia girl, this woman be livin' inside my ears, tellin' me all dis shit to do. She like, "Eddie, dress like a fat woman." Or "Eddie, dress like a fat, old woman, etc." She makin' me look like a fool and she taking my career down the drain. What should I do?"
Khia: "What's hood Eddie? Sounds like the "girl in yo ear" ain't no woman at all. It's you, girl. You got dick on the brain and you be trippin. A woman in yo ears- is you serious? Well yo head is big enough for a couple bitches. But let's get real, you was already tappin' tranny cranny. Well, you treat that imaginary bitch good and keep yo Madea knockoff to yourself save for Suri Cruise birthday parties. Peace."
Don't judge. If you let a crazy bitch get inside yo head, you would probably make Norbit too.
Another illegitimate daughter?
More tranny hitchhiker/dates?
The 14-yr old babysitter he screwed?
It's anyone's guess where the next skeleton in Eddie Murphy's closet will pop up.
Despite her death, that tranny from the night a few years ago still remains a fixture in Eddie Murphy's head.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Only Eddie Murphy could manage to catch a case of crabs in the ear.
U of M parade demonstration for it's new Tranny Ear Wing.
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Exercising pointless futility.
I can tell you right now Quentin Tarantino ain't gonna make a dime on "Get Waxy Brown."
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Usher's brain steps out of his ego to get some fresh air.
The latest "porta-potty" now available for hire.
Come one, come all, come take a shit in Eddie Murphy's head
"That's right, Ed. Smile and tell the nice officers that you had no idea..."
If you liked Sheen's tranny infested sperm, you'll love Murphy's tranny infested earwax! Order now, we'll include a set of Ginsu condoms!
Eddie Murphy prepares his float for the gay pride parade in NYC
Look children. It's a life size version of Eddie Murphy's ego...and it looks like he's got Trannies on his mind again.
Puts a whole new spin on trannies tuckin'.
Mr. Murphy prefers to have the tranny ride his head while driving.
Head games, its you and me baby
Head games, and I cant take it anymore
Head games, I dont wanna play the...
Head games
My girl wants to
Party all the time, party all the time,
Party all the time!
No Eddie, put the BOOGIE in your Butt, not your ear.
From the token black guy,...Dam! DATZ WAX
Eddie's inner tranny is finally coming out!
Eddie Murphy's inner tranny finally emerges.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the time
After Norbit, you wouldn't think he'd have such a big head.
LMAO they even got the signature gap.
http://danceontheroof.com
How many trannies does it take to give Eddie Murphy head?!
www.myspace.com/triston
IN his next movie Eddie Murphy is cast as the orginal Colonel Saunders (of KFC fame). In this version, it is really a tranny who whispered the recipe for extra crispy into the Colonel's ear.
Talk about an ear worm. What's that song that goes like this..
And in stranger news, Tracey Edmonds is found in the most bizarre of places after no one's seen or heard from her tranny ass since the divorce...
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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I bet she made it in there through the giant gap in his front teeth.