Tuesday, June 17th 2008

Papa Joe Is Behind This

Peta has temporarily taken their aim off of the Trollsens and moved it on to Jessica Simpson. They are pissed off at Jess for wearing this fugly ass t-shirt the other day. Peta released this statement:

For a gal who's best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I'm gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I'm glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead ... ya know, since she's so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

Peta goes on to list the Top 5 reasons why only "stupid girls brag about eating meat."

1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don't support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids

You can visit their site for all the details for each of their 5 reasons.

Some seem to think that Jessica wore the shirt as a diss to Tony Romo's ex, Carrie Underwears. This dumb twat can't even read! Like she knows what her t-shirt says. Papa Joe told her to wear it because bitch needs press.

And all this meat talk has me craving a juicy steak with a tall glass of hamburger juice.

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Ok I've thought about this entirely too much, but here's my thoughts on this.

Remember when Oprah told her audience to "Don't eat Meat"? The U.S. Cattlemen sued her ass for hurting their business and she had to go to trial in Amarillo.

I believe that Joe Simpson has told dummy Jessica that if she wears this shirt, that the Cattlemen across the U.S. will buy her shitty record.

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It is now 7am in the Hinterland..April 15th, 1978 (we are a little behind the rest of the world..but HEY at least I have the internet. (I'm the only one, hence I speak for everyone)..

as I stated earlier..it is 7am..and I have already consumed 1 entire mountain hen,(meat) 1 large roasted elk (meat) 1/4 Alpine goose (meat) and 5 loaves of meat bread (like wheat, except with meat)...I am just getting started PETA...it is almost time for my dried meat snack of the mid morning.

Oh..and Jessica..please don't read this as a statement of support for you..I just dislike PETA a little bit more than I dislike you.

Submitted by Skeptic on June 17, 2008 - 12:47pm.

"Meat is just plain bad for you, I mean chew on this...Your body is UNABLE to break down meat. So more or less that shit just sits and rots in your gut. You dont shit it out, you dont work it off at the gym, it just rots and then gets stuck to the walls of your colon. Which if you eat meat often will lead to Colon Cancer or a colon the size of a toddler."

You're kidding!? So, if I eat meat, not only can my stomach NOT break it down and process it, but my ass hole can't even shit it out? SO WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT GO? OUT MY PUSSY??? Maybe that's what happens in your maggot-infested anal-tract, but in the rest of us omnivores, our bodies process steak just fine. And yes, we all shit it out too! COOL EH?
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LOLZ... Oh my God!! That is sooo hilarious !!!! Bwahahahahaha

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BTW: Isn't this stunt just a cheap knock-off of Julia Roberts' stunt when she wore tee shirt that read "Aloe Vera" in order to insult Danny Moder's then-wife Vera who did want grant Danny a divorce so that he could marry Slutia Roberts.
Didn't work for Slutia ... America sided with Vera.
Won't work for Chestica ... America will side with Carrie -- at least Carrie can sing.

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Human beings have subsided off of meat for thousands of years, so I wish hippies would take their b-llshit, "meat is bad for humans" theory somewhere else.

Second, I've tried to become a vegatarian for years and don't eat a lot of meat, mostly because I have a pet rabbit so that's out, had a duck, can't eat duckie, etc. The only meat I eat is chicken, ooh and Turkey for Thanksgiving (mmmmmm Thanksgiving) and it has to be Kosher. If I'm going to eat it might as well be humane. I don't think people who eat meat should be attacked.

People have to survive and most poor people in our country eat meat, they can't go to Whole Foods and buy expensive ass food just becuase a bunch of hippies tell them they have to. Most people grow up eating meat and expecting them to completely change their diet is also wrong. And asking human beings to change what they've been doing for thousands of years? Are you kidding me? Meat has done us good so far, it's enabled us to live for as long as we have. AND FYI fish is a meat.

As for living longer, I'm sure veggies and fruits are good for you but there are other factors that come into play, location, genetics, etc.

PETA would probably be taken seriously if it weren't always trying to scare people and use horrible tactics. They completely go about it the wrong way. Jessica may be an idiot but calling her an idiot for eating meat? I mean she's from Texas (as am I) and we're meat eaters.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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O, don't be too sad now:(!

Have faith and 'be the change you want to see'.

Although we like to believe it, humans don't have that much control over things. Even the things we have control over have a life of their own...like the way I *ahem* jaywalk, even tho it's illegal...and the way the cops don't ticket me.

I'm an optimist - I might not like every step on the path but I'm pretty sure it will all work itself out as long as I follow that first sentence up there.

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Submitted by Beverley on June 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.

I'm all in favor of humane treatment of animals, but these PETA people sound about as sane as those Scientologists. They are not gonna convert anyone by sounding like idiots.

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There's something disturbingly common between PETA, Clay-mates, Brangaloonies and Vegans !!!
They're scary and need intense therapy !!

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-"Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 5:20pm."

Indeed, it's a mix of reasons why they are so poor. It sucks, doesn't it?. I often wonder how those countries are going to solve their problems and if they are going to be able to. They can't even save their own kids because most die or grow up being used to so much violence. It's trully sad.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 12:25pm.
-"Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 5:10pm.
They say natural Disasters are the earth's way of dealing with overpopulation. George Carlin did a whole comedy routine about how The earth is not in danger, that we are, the earth's going to destroy us before we destroy it."

I have heard this too, but I don't exactly know. I don't see the earth as having a mind or feelings of its own. But the interaction between human activities and the environment is making natural disasters more terrifying and some of them happen more often and are stronger. But it's funny to imagine the earth as being an entity punishing us for being so damn stupid and egocentric.
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Look at all of the natural disasters this summer. Sort of makes you think....

Ugh. I can't decide who is STUPIDER, Chestica or Peta.

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This shirt is not a stab at Carrie.
It advertizes JS's "skills" of her craft.
Pimp-Daddy just wants the world to know that his little girl will "kneel" before her men in order to satisfy them. For a fee.
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Submitted by Alex_Mack on June 17, 2008 - 12:30pm.

5. Not sure what the connection is, but most of our beef and chicken is still a product of the US, so unless we're importing livestock from improverished nations (many of whom do not raise livestock in the american definition of livestock) this is a weak reason, too.

just sayin'.
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Cows eat grains and the US exports a lot of it's corn, rice, etc to developing nations. That's why the lack of crops this year led to people around the world starving.

And apparently cows make methane, apparently which is just as bad as flying a private jet. I think they account for something like 40% of the world's carbon emissions. I'm not sure of the exact number but it's pretty high up there.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 4:13pm.

"See how you can prevent colon cancer, the ONLY link to colon cancer is a diet that includes meat."

Really? Gee whiz, all this time I thought genetics had something to do with it. I mean, several generations of my family had someone dying from it; even *GASP* a vegetarian! I wonder how that happened! You must explain this to me because I am SO uneducated.

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Submitted by Alex_Mack on June 17, 2008 - 12:30pm.

5. Not sure what the connection is, but most of our beef and chicken is still a product of the US, so unless we're importing livestock from improverished nations (many of whom do not raise livestock in the american definition of livestock) this is a weak reason, too.

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That's the grain thing they mentioned earlier - living among hippy commies as I do, I see this scrawled on bathroom walls all the time but I don't remember it exactly: It takes 5 pounds of grain to feed a cow and one to feed a person or some such. It could be true but it's still a weak-assed argument. It's sensationalism. And we know ALL about that, don't we?

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1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don't support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids

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1. Linda McCartney, Paul McCartney's wife, was a strict vegetarian who died of breast cancer.

2. This is certainly true, and while I am certain there are abuses in the meat-packing industry, that's not 100% necessarily true- not all meat-packers abuse the animals prior to killing them.

3. I'm a minor in environmental engineering and i'm pretty sure it's the SUVs, manufacturing industries (not meatpacking; i'm talking about things like paper bleaching, etc), and massive fuel consumption/emission by jets and the like that are destroying the earth, not hamburgers.

4. LEAN meat actually helps you build muscle, and a greater amount of muscle mass gives you a higher metabolism, since muscle burns a lot of calories just existing in your body.

5. Not sure what the connection is, but most of our beef and chicken is still a product of the US, so unless we're importing livestock from improverished nations (many of whom do not raise livestock in the american definition of livestock) this is a weak reason, too.

just sayin'.

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-"Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 5:10pm.
They say natural Disasters are the earth's way of dealing with overpopulation. George Carlin did a whole comedy routine about how The earth is not in danger, that we are, the earth's going to destroy us before we destroy it."

I have heard this too, but I don't exactly know. I don't see the earth as having a mind or feelings of its own. But the interaction between human activities and the environment is making natural disasters more terrifying and some of them happen more often and are stronger. But it's funny to imagine the earth as being an entity punishing us for being so damn stupid and egocentric.

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That's what her dumbass gets for wearing that shirt. She should have known that PETA would be all over it! If you ask me she did this on purpose for camera time. I hope this destroys her career (wishful thinking) or at least put her into hiding for a while to give us a break!

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I hate to say it, but the people in my life who are vegetarian/vegan are grumpy, impossible, bitchy, and mean. I always want to tell them to eat a hamburger and cheer the fuck up!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 1:17pm.

LOL...that is such a cute story! I could just imagine some little girl making a face like, "EWWWWWW!" hahahaha

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.

-"Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 4:56pm."

Oh, no! I don't mean that helping others is bad because you can get screwed over. I mean because if you give everything all the time to anyone, in the end it's going to be contraproductive because they will not learn to produce their own resources. See what's happening with some countries in Africa. For how many years the rest of the world has helped them and how are they now? they are still poor!.
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They are poor for other reasons, actually. It has nothing to do with the aid they've recieved. The government is EXTREMELY corrupt in most places and they have been very busy with a whole lot of genocide to be very productive farmers.

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"Everyone knows that eating meat is bad for you I mean it's been proven time and time again."

Look up "confounding" in a statistical dictionary, because you certainly need to learn what it means. Vegetarians are more likely to exercise, and are less likely to eat sweets and other pure junk. This is why they tend to be healthier. If you make a direct association between vegetarianism and health, of course vegetarians are going to be healthier. That doesn't mean dropping meat from your diet will make you healthier.

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Submitted by von3248 on June 17, 2008 - 12:12pm.

I took the liberty of editing your post:

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Those of you who know diets (as opposed to those of us who have no diet at all?) and health will know that MOST Asian diets consisted of fish (You DO realize that fish comes from "fish"...s(d)on't you?)
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i took the liberty of editing ;p

LOL! You just reminded me of when my daughter was four and she asked me, while we were eating:
"Where does chicken come from?"
"Chickens."
(Pause)"Really?"
"Yup"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Now she eats chicken with ketchup.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

But we get our meat from free-range farms and we don't eat lots just for preference.

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Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 12:10pm.

Many natural disaters including hurricanes and flooding are a direct result of the warming and rising of the oceans.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

hey PETA... just because you have an opinion... doesn't mean it matters.

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I took the liberty of editing your post:

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Before you people talk shit about Vegetarianism you should really educate your selfs (Shouldn't it be "yourselves"?) and look into all the harm eating meat is currently doing to this world. Most of the reason why China is using so much fuel these days is because over the last decade they have started adding meat to their diets. Those of you who know diets (as opposed to those of us who have no diet at all?) and health will know that MOST Asian diets consisted of fish (You DO realize that fish comes from "fish"...don't you?), grains, nuts and veggies which is why they all live so long, managed to say so thin and have such great skin.
Meat is just plain bad for you, I mean chew on this...Your body is UNABLE to break down meat. So more or less that shit just sits and rots in your gut. You dont shit it out, you dont work it off at the gym, it just rots and then gets stuck to the walls of your colon. Which if you eat meat often will lead to Colon Cancer or a colon the size of a toddler (Please cite some academic sources to support that bullshit you just wrote).
Also being a fat ass contributes to global warming and the usage of more fuel. Fat people eat more, which costs more since it takes energy to produce food and they use more fuel since its takes more gas to transport fatties from A to B (Do you really think that two rich, thin people like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt jet-setting around the world in private jets wreak less havoc on the Earth in terms of fuel usage than some overweight person who spends most of their time in front of the tv and rarely leaves the house other than to drive to work or home?).
Everything is connected on this planet and without the proper balance we are fucked. Eating meat is pretty much one of the worst things you can do for your body, look into it and see what you are putting into your body. See what you are doing to the earth, see how many animals are abused and sick before they are sent off to slaughter. See how you can prevent colon cancer, the ONLY link to colon cancer is a diet that includes meat.
Human beings do not even have the teeth we used to have when we depended on meat thousands of years ago (If we can't digest meat and it is not advantageous to the human diet, try explaining how humans have been able to survive all of these years with, according to you, diets based upon the consumption of meat). We are more advanced then that now, if you care about your health maybe you should look into becoming a vegetarian.
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-"Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 4:56pm."

Oh, no! I don't mean that helping others is bad because you can get screwed over. I mean because if you give everything all the time to anyone, in the end it's going to be contraproductive because they will not learn to produce their own resources. See what's happening with some countries in Africa. For how many years the rest of the world has helped them and how are they now? they are still poor!. Their people don't know how to compete with the rest of the world because they don't have the necessary skills. Of course their governments are very corrupt and they have a mix of problems so bad, it makes them unable to solve them... but basically my point is that while it WILL help them of richer countries send them resources, it will be good for a short period of time. Now if you combine sending them food, medicines or clothes PLUS funds to build factories or anything that might help them develop a good economy and people to train them, you'll eventually see them working and getting out of the hole.

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PETA = People Eating Trained Animals

They've become joke.

Jessica Simpson has got to be the world's biggest dumbass.

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on June 17, 2008 - 1:07pm.

I never thought 4 simple words across a dumb whore's tits could inspire such elaborate arguments!
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My Uncle was a vegetarian, he died of Stomach Cancer.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 1:04pm.
I still think the problem is not meat or clothes or furniture or vegetables production, it's the FACT that we are so damn many polluting the planet and taking up its already limited resources at the same time. Lower the amount of humans in need of resources and bingo!,
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They say natural Disasters are the earth's way of dealing with overpopulation. George Carlin did a whole comedy routine about how The earth is not in danger, that we are, the earth's going to destroy us before we destroy it.

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I would also like to know who funds these expedition studies.
If I donate money to a charity labeled as a research fund, who exactly is forwarding my cash and to where?
This is my thorn in my side, the fund raising and drives. Shifty shady business right there.
That's where it all starts, the money, Follow that trail, with a fine tooth comb.

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on June 17, 2008 - 12:07pm.

I never thought 4 simple words across a dumb whore's tits could inspire such elaborate arguments!
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LMAO! Now THAT is well said!

PS. tanks, Pretty Girl, cuz my mama taught me to be polite like that:)

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I never thought 4 simple words across a dumb whore's tits could inspire such elaborate arguments!

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Submitted by Skeptic on June 17, 2008 - 12:47pm.

Body Dysmorphic Disorder much? That's becoming more than apparent. Skinny people are also contributing to global warming because their bony asses need more heat to stay warm in the winter. You're so full of shit.

Hahahahahaha!!!

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Those PETA fools need to get laid. I don't like militant vegetarians/vegans, nor do I appreciate all the banter of hardcore meat eaters, however, I hold dear this little quote from my pepaw lover, Mr. Tony Bourdain...

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demiglace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living."

Now pass me some black pudding.

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-"Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 4:24pm."

People should teach poor countries how to be good farmers than, but than they cut down forests so they can farm, it's like everything is a catch 22.

Indeed! It's more than just handing out free resources because richer countries have the money or work force to produce them. I still think the problem is not meat or clothes or furniture or vegetables production, it's the FACT that we are so damn many polluting the planet and taking up its already limited resources at the same time. Lower the amount of humans in need of resources and bingo!, you'll have more chances of feeding them without such a high cost. Meat, grains and vegetables take up a lot of space. Now add more mouths to feed and you'll have a blast trying to produce so much food WITHOUT having to chop down forests or evacuate entire cities to make space for the food production.

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Angel_i: "Cancer is not often caused by any food but by the shit that's added to it or the shit it's packaged in."

Very well said! Pass the antioxidants, please! :D

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Submitted by peaches on June 17, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Bella on June 17, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I´m a vegetarian but PETA just hurts the cause they´re trying to fight for because they´re so extreme and don´t really make any sense, like with the "no pets" clause?

What!?? Are you serious Bella!? they have a no Pets Clause?! What about Pam Anderson's pet dogs than!?

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They´ve toned it a bit down here though...

Clause was not the right word however, it should have been policy (sorry, english is not my first language :) )

Other shirt's in Chestica's wardrobe:

-"I SWALLOW"
-"K-Y Official Sponsor"
-"Daddy says I'm THE BEST."

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I have an idea...why not go after the damn FARMS that are treating the animals so cruely???...not trying to force feed us your angry vegetarian crap. Being a vegetarian is fine...just dont push it on me!! Being a Catholic is fine...just dont push it on me!! Being a Asshole is fine...just dont be an asshole to me!! GET IT??

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 10:47am.
Peta is stupid.
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Ditto. Kinda like those invasive, annoying cigarette comercials where they try and impose their misguided beliefs on the nation!!!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 10:47am.
Peta is stupid.
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Ditto. Kinda like those invasive, annoying cigarette comercials where they try and impose their misguided beliefs on the nation!!!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Your post made me laugh. Seriously. I've been eating meat for about 30 years now. If my body doesn't break it down and I don't expel it, what happens to it? I'm rather slim and have a tiny waist, so my colon is not the size of a toddler. And according to my doctor I am in perfect health. How do you explain that? Oh! I've also spent 10 years in Asia, and meat was definitely on the menu... Often... Oops.

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Cancer is not often caused by any food but by the shit that's added to it or the shit it's packaged in.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 17, 2008 - 11:01am.
on the long run it's going to suck for those rich countries because if they always give out food to the poorer countries, then the poor countries will be lazy and will not learn to work to produce their own resources. It's much more complex.
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I get what you mean, but I have a very personal belief that this kind of thing is a popular misconception.

We have, somehow, over generations, been taught to believe that if we help someone, they will screw us over.

I've had experiences on both sides of the spectrum and it seems to me that:

if you help someone who's been screwed over their whole lives they'll most like mimick those who've screwed them - they are far more comfortable with that than generosity and humans do love comfort.

On the other hand, if you help someone who doesn't feel this kind of intense need; their immediate reaction is to give back. I'm not talking about pampered princesses, just regular old people who have had support throughout their lives...

I think, over generations, we might find that the whole world would become the land of plenty, instead of just little portions of it.

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Skeptic: *golf claps* Well said.

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Everyone knows that eating meat is bad for you I mean it's been proven time and time again. Do I eat meat? Occasionally yes. However it's not about being a complete vegatarian but it's more about educating yourslef and trying to make better choices that not only helps your own body but helps our planet and the animals that we share this planet with. When you go to mcdonalds eat a salad without the fried chicken on top. Or go to the deli and get a Egg salad sandwich. You can always make better choices. I think by telling someone DON'T EAT MEAT without offering other options is ridiculous.

Peta is stupid.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 12:13pm.
"Before you people talk shit about Vegetarianism you should really educate your selfs and look into all the harm eating meat is currently doing to this world."

Before you, darling, talk shit about anyone educating them "selfs" you should also consider educating yourself on the English language. The word is "yourselves."

"Most of the reason why China is using so much fuel these days is because over the last decade they have started adding meat to their diets."

Complete and total bullshit. You think the occasional ramen with Pork is causing the US to pay $5 a gallon for gas? Obviously the lack of protein to your brain has compromised your sense of reality and reason.
Try this on for size:
http://www.truthout.org/article/record-volume-rise-world-energy-consumpt...
Population growth coupled with an increase of wages thereby allowing for more car purchases, you stupid cunt.

"Those of you who know diets and health will know that MOST Asian diets consisted of fish, grains, nuts and veggies which is why they all live so long, managed to say so thin and have such great skin."
Because staying thin is SOOOOO important, you vain snatch. Now we see what your real MO is. (BTW, you mouth-breathing twat, "MO" means modus operandi. That's Latin for 'mode of operation.')

"Meat is just plain bad for you, I mean chew on this...Your body is UNABLE to break down meat. So more or less that shit just sits and rots in your gut. You dont shit it out, you dont work it off at the gym, it just rots and then gets stuck to the walls of your colon. Which if you eat meat often will lead to Colon Cancer or a colon the size of a toddler."

You're kidding!? So, if I eat meat, not only can my stomach NOT break it down and process it, but my ass hole can't even shit it out? SO WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT GO? OUT MY PUSSY??? Maybe that's what happens in your maggot-infested anal-tract, but in the rest of us omnivores, our bodies process steak just fine. And yes, we all shit it out too! COOL EH?

"Also being a fat ass contributes to global warming and the usage of more fuel. Fat people eat more, which costs more since it takes energy to produce food and they use more fuel since its takes more gas to transport fatties from A to B."

Body Dysmorphic Disorder much? That's becoming more than apparent. Skinny people are also contributing to global warming because their bony asses need more heat to stay warm in the winter. You're so full of shit.

"Everything is connected on this planet and without the proper balance we are fucked. Eating meat is pretty much blah, blah, blah... My pussy stinks because I douche every day..."

That was some brilliant writing there. No facts, and no thought. Good job. Very entertaining.

Go back to your cave, you knuckle-dragging, five-finger-forehead-having retard. Oh and have a fucking burger too.

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-"Submitted by Beverley on June 17, 2008 - 4:11pm.
I'm all in favor of humane treatment of animals, but these PETA people sound about as sane as those Scientologists. They are not gonna convert anyone by sounding like idiots."

Ditto, Beverley!. They are the Scientologists of the food corporation.

-"Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 17, 2008 - 4:13pm."

First of all, NOBODY has said ANYTHING bad about vegerarianism. Second, there is so much bullshit in your long post, my head is going to explode.

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