You Can't Always Get What You Want
Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!
Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that "she could look cuter." The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.
The pet store obviously knows this bitch's history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
That's pretty effin hilarious. You know you're pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won't even sell you a dog.
Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:30am.
What's wrong kitty, scared to comment on a more recent thread??
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Attention whore much?
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
♥ paris ignore them all animals are lucky to have u. u are an angel to animals. i love all your pictures especially the ones with your pets! they are so cute and so are u. u look so happy when u are with them! i love all ur pics but the ones with u and ur dogs Are my favs!
♥ paris ignore them all animals are lucky to have u. u are an angel to animals. i love all your pictures especially the ones with your pets! they are so cute and so are u. u look so happy when u are with them! i love all ur pics but the ones with u and ur dogs Are my favs!
♥ paris ignore them all animals are lucky to have u. u are an angel to animals. i love all your pictures especially the ones with your pets! they are so cute and so are u. u look so happy when u are with them! i love all ur pics but the ones with u and ur dogs Are my favs!
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 23, 2008 - 5:47am.
its not like she has no fans.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How dumb are you??!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 1:06am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 1:01am
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Well, I guess we don't have to ask what mommy does for drink money.
OT: Paris is a disease-ridden animal abuser, whose next performance will be in "Circus of the Stars" where she lifts rhinocerouses using only her vag.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 1:01am.
bedtime story?!?!... momma's out barhoppin'! what else explains her access to the computer?.. just my theory.... i'd be happy to do the "Andrew Dice Clay" version of bedtime stories if she likes!
OT: yep... Paris is still a whore
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 23, 2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 12:56am
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Maybe a bedtime story: Little Bo Peep who lost her puppy when she locked it in the damn closet and forgot about it?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 12:56am.
i think she wants a pudding pop.... ALL lifes problems can be solved with a pudding pop!
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
Paris sucked Rick Salomon's dick on camera, yet somehow, someone believes she's above posting on a gossip site? Wow, someone's been hitting that kool-aid HARD.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 23, 2008 - 12:47am.
sweet baby geezus in the manger!!.. thank you for making an appearance!... you always make my night!
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
♥ what boyfriend?
ok, this is just stupid! u really think paris would come on this site? its not like she has no fans.
parissucksliterally on June 22, 2008 - 10:30pm
I saw the & hearts thing in the comments and thought, no way, huh uh, it couldn't be...
And I'll be damned.
And denying they are Parass just makes me believe it is Parass.
The "boyfriend" must be in a closet, ears bleeding and an iPod shoved up his ass.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Bradiful! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You just made me cackle!
This girl is such a fucking moron!
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
OH MY FUCKING GWAD!
STILL???
Kitty you are a retarded, borderline spamtard.
Paris would spit on you and steal your puppy.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
♥ WHATEVER!!! im not paris! its not like anyone wouldnt stand up for her! im kitty!! i just like her.. but im not her!
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 23, 2008 - 1:47am.
♥ im not paris!
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Uh huh, sure. How's your day been Paris? Kill any puppies recently?
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im kitty!
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Paris, kitty, slapper, whore, STD ridden cunt, it's all the same.
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
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who said i was paris?
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I did a few posts ago. Repeatedly.
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can you not read my name?
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Well Paris, we all know what a good lair you are. Do you hostly think that everyone s/n is ther real name? Really? I knew you were thick, but that's taking the piss.
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
♥ im not paris! im kitty! who said i was paris? can you not read my name?
♥ im not paris! im kitty! who said i was paris? can you not read my name?
boy she really doesn't have any shame does she?
if kitty is actually paris then her blogging on this board showing us her iliteracy, ignorance and immaturity proves once again how classless and low she is. i mean god doesn't she have any shame?. my 6 year old neice writes more coherantly and with more maturity than her. paris,here's some advice: go back to school! a woman your age and with your money should not be writing or expressing herself in this manner you ought to be ashamed!
oh and your not only ignorant your a liar and a whore to! by now!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 20, 2008 - 6:04am.
Paris says that when she cums.
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Oddly enough, I'll bet Wonky has never actually had an orgasm. She's probably one of those sad creatures that acts out and allows herself to be used as a cum dumpster because she thinks that's what she has to do in order to get people to like her, but doesn't really know all that much about her own body. I used to know someone like that. She had boyfriend after boyfriend and like, four kids to as many men, but actually enjoying the act was the exception to the rule. I actually remember her telling me once that she was doing it with this guy and got this tingly feeling (her words), but didn't know what it was because it had never happened before. I'll bet Paris is the same way, and only does it because she thinks it's expected of her.
@Kitty, if it is more than 3 nanoseconds, it is too long when sung by yor AI. Sorry I don't type dumbass better. i have been practicing tho
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Tattoo free since 1952!
♥ ummm all songs are that long!! duh!
♥ ummm all songs are that long!! duh!
that stars are blind song is LONG AS HELL. I never realized that. but I know now why I have never heard the whole thing!
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 7:33am.
♥ omg! it is not anorexia if u have a high metabolism..
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you are beyond retarded.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
♥ most amazing quotes!! gotta ♥ them!!
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
I don't really think, I just walk.
Paris Hilton
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.
I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot.
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.
It will work. I am a marketing genius.
It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.
♥ PH!!!!
♥ I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
'Cause I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do.
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk they talk of suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Ohh, ohh, ohh
I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that's not what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?
I and I alone, oh, no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be we feel it
It could get physical, oh no, no, no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Oh
Let's see what love can do (Oh)
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Maybe I'm perfect for you (Oh)
You (Oh)
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Even though the gods are crazy (Oh)
Even though the stars are blind (Oh)
Even though the gods are crazy (Oh)
Even though the stars are blind (Oh)
yay too damn perfect 4 u!!!!~! ♥ Paris!!!
♥ omg! it is not anorexia if u have a high metabolism..
Submitted by tangerine on June 20, 2008 - 11:30am.
Wow, is Dlisted always this fun at the wee hours of the morning??
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There's not always a mad crazy loon on the loose this early.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:31am.
well if this is a site to diss celebs paris shouldnt be on here!!
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For some biazzre reason Wonky is a celeb, so yes she SHOULD be on here. How can you be so THICK??
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:33am.
♥ stop pretending u hate paris cause we all know the truth!!
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I'm sure that I'm not the only one this wishes that Wonkey will OD or that her many STD will finally kill her. Or else a bluuet to the head might work, ........
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 5:31am.
well if this is a site to diss celebs paris shouldnt be on here!!
Oh, like, MFG! BING! BING! BING! We like soooo totally agree with you. She is a legend in her own mind.
Your parents will be up soon. Remember to erase browsing history before you sneak back up to your room.
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@Kitty, if and that is a HUGE if, and you really do weigh 86lbs, then perhaps you should consider going to a nutionalist and a shrink. It is called anorexia. Forget consider and get yourself to one ASAP.
ps Lack of food is starving your gray matter. Paris Hilton is a slut.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
♥ whatever!
Hate to break it to you, but you are very fat. Whoever told you that you were not was either your best friend, because she wants to be the thinner one, or your mom because she did not have the heart to tell you that you are a fat ass. Anyway, I am going to bed, thanks for the laughs, Fatty Z. Good luck with your weightloss goals. Maybe, just maybe, you will one day be a pretty as Wonky. I will pray for you.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
♥ ok heres me when i had brown hair when i was 19! im soo not fat!!
Hey Kitty! I think your mom is calling you for bed!!! Come back in ten years!!!!
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Oh yeah, Fatty, I am sorry. You are right. I totally ♥ Wonky
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
♥ now that picture i added is totally hott!!
♥ i only have one younger sister who is 15! and her name is Darrienne!!
Oh god Modianos, you totally made me LOL. Of course she has like eight brothers and sisters. Don't you see? This is how the dumb spread their genes. They use the theory of "breed a lot and enough will survive to spread their DNA." That is why there are so many dumb people in this world. *sigh*
And yes, by curfew I meant a swift kick in the ass.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
♥ stop pretending u hate paris cause we all know the truth!!
♥ stop pretending u hate paris cause we all know the truth!!
well if this is a site to diss celebs paris shouldnt be on here!!
well if this is a site to diss celebs paris shouldnt be on here!!
brb i have to take a shower
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Hey thanks!! You have to take credit, though, great idea!! Well, of course, I must thank our dear, little whore!!!! Wow, is Dlisted always this fun at the wee hours of the morning??
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
have u not seen a day with the hiltons? with her mom and nicky! 2 females won a trip to spend the day with paris and nicky! and they loved it so noo im not the only female!!!!
tang if by "curfew" you mean "kick in the ass" then i concur! lol why do people have kids and not feel responsible for teaching them anything? and it seems like the dumber they are the more kids they have.
kitty i bet you have a bunch of siblings dont you?
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA