Tuesday, June 17th 2008

Morning Wood

It was bound to happen! American Apparel is now selling massagers vibrators - Goldenfiddle

Tara Reid is as skanky as ever - Lainey Gossip

Hooker goes grocery shopping - Popoholic

Dustin Hoffman will take the check - I'm Not Obsessed

When Amy Wino was healthy - SOW

George Michael is paranoid - Holy Moly!

WTF! R. Kelly's lawyer apologizes to Miley Cyrus - ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K


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She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
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It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now
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Life's picture

Thats MY BABY!!! oh yeah, it does the Yob right there in my Hood when i need to straighten out my spine before i go to bed! American Apparel knows what time it tis!

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

..but not before Amazon sold them.

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CHECK!

Tattooed Scarlett? Can it be???? I'm telling you, I'm piecing it together.

*gets out Where in the World is Carmen San Diego Notebook*

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Lohan, my dear. It's worth the purchase. Do it...do it.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 9:49am.
LOL HooZer!

I saw one of those wands at Wal-Mart and almost bought one but the shit is just too cumbersome. I have a pocket rocket that does just fine.
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amy was so pretty and alive now she look dead as hell

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The only one up there I like is Dustin Hoffman.
Such a cool guy. And he looks GREAT!
I hate Holly Madison.
And Amy W. is a lost cause.

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Submitted by hoozer on June 17, 2008 - 11:21am.
Well I got all excited there and then paranoid thinking dlisted had secret cams on me with the Hooker goes grocery shopping line. I read it as Hoozer goes grocery shopping and I was like whaaaaa??? How the hell did MK know I just went grocery shopping? And then I saw HooKer. Still...Hooker, Hoozer, same difference I guess. haha.
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NYC_Lady's picture

American Apparel vibz? Interesting.

Amy looked so much better before. She had such nice skin and pretty eyes. Now she's just wasting away. It's so sad. They should sit her down and show her a montage of what she used to look like versus how she looks now. Maybe it would help her realize that she needs to change.

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The C word on June 17, 2008 - 11:01am.
Note of caution: if you’re in American Apparel and you see a Magicwand marked “tester”, don’t touch it.
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bleh! lol

poo's picture

American Apparel's shelf life has expired.

It's become a parody of itself.

I can't believe that there are enough poseur/scenester/hipster consumers to keep it in business.

LOL HooZer!

I saw one of those wands at Wal-Mart and almost bought one but the shit is just too cumbersome. I have a pocket rocket that does just fine.

And Amy, while not my cuppa tea, needs to get her shit together, she was so pretty and a refreshing relief from skinny blond-haired, doe-eyed singer songwriters

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

mike's picture

That Israeli guy who runs AA is a constant source of amusement for me.

Suki's picture

wow amy looked so great and i do remember thinking at that time how huge she was going to be...now the only huge thing about her is her crackhive. =(

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Well I got all excited there and then paranoid thinking dlisted had secret cams on me with the Hooker goes grocery shopping line. I read it as Hoozer goes grocery shopping and I was like whaaaaa??? How the hell did MK know I just went grocery shopping? And then I saw HooKer. Still...Hooker, Hoozer, same difference I guess. haha.

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Poor Amy Winehouse. This is what drugs do for ya!
My oldest son went through this a few years ago and looked really bad. Thankfully he is better at this time, but you never know from one day to the next what might happen. A sad way to live life.

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@ PSL From my experience if you are buying just "shake", typically it's shitty weed. I do agree if you have a good bag of weed, the shake at the bottom is good too.

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Look how quickly she rotted out her teeth!

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DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 11:09am.

George needs to get himself some quality weed. Shake will make you too paranoid.

- hahahaha, I was thinking the same thing. Better munchie food helps too.

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DeeDee, i disagree...it if is shake from good weed, what's the difference?
He must just get crap in general....

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Amy use to look so good. Get your shit together girl!

George needs to get himself some quality weed. Shake will make you too paranoid.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 8:01am.

I thought AA didn't sell products made in China?

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this was made in the Philippines.

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A vibrator? no thanks, I rather get a real dude who can do much more than that little toy. :) I have never been into sex toys, somehow I find them silly.

I have seen pictures of Amy Winehouse before she turned into a useless junkie. It's fucked up the way she has let herself go into the gutter. But I would slap her on the back of her hear for chewing gum like a ghetto dumbass.

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angel_i's picture

At least they're honest about it. There's nothing sillier than pretending it's for your back and leaving it at that...

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I thought AA didn't sell products made in China?

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The C word's picture

Note of caution: if you’re in American Apparel and you see a Magicwand marked “tester”, don’t touch it.

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Clarisse's picture

That Winehouse video is shocking!! I didn't know pre-crack Amy (i'm into a completely diff sound) so i am STUNNED at how drastic her down slide has been!!!!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

50 bucks?
Fuck that, Wal Mart, $12.99.

Tara Reid, um, when she embraced the skank, she really committed to moment. The moment is over.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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I love that the source of the vibrator story is Goldenfiddle.

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Regarding American Apparel: Because there's nothing sexier than dressing up in dodgy old 70's-looking aerobics gear and then whipping out your handheld massager. And seriously... a CORD?? That shit gets tangled everywhere.

And poor Amy... she looked so healthy. Although I personally didn't think she looked beautiful until she got the tattoos, started wearing the beehive, but still had that flawless skin and gorgeous green eyes.

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Amy had some serious meat on her bones then....very sad what she has done to herself.

AA sells vibrators now.....I guess in 6 months the dildo collection will debut...just in time for Christmas.

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backfat's picture

I own one. It's fantastic.

NovaNightly's picture

My mother had one of these...a long long time ago. I found it and she swore to me it was just for back massages!! Ewwwwwwwww....the thought that it wasnt just for massages...blech. I need to go scrub my back with steel wool now.