Bunny War!
Unfortunately, this is not a post featuring cute pictures of little, furry bunnies dressed as soldiers with plastic guns. This is about a different bunny. A bunny with yellow polyester hair, robot eyes and fake chichis. The Playboy bunny! TMZ reports that it's war between Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson of "The Girls Next Door." A source said that everyone on the set of the show hates Holly, especially Kendra. Can't the robot and the dyke just get along?!
Holly and Kendra are fucking up shoots since they fight all the time. Producers are getting sick of trying to film around it. Uh....what's wrong with filming the fight itself! Who doesn't love a good bunny fight. Throw them in a cage with a couple of carrots.
Holly who is Hef's #1 bunny has even started showing her dick around the magazine. She apparently wants more and more editorial control and longtime employees are not having it.
The other bunny, Bridget, tries to keep the peace. Yeah, popping pills every 5 minutes can do that to a person.
Holly needs to stop the fighting and start the plotting! This bitch should be knocked up with Hef's spawn by now! She doesn't have much time before he goes off to the great, big bunny field in the sky. She should be trying to get oil out of his dry well, not fighting with Kendra's fake hip-hop ass.
I say, send them all back to wear they came from, the day-shift at Hooters!
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Yeah, Hef's emaciated sperm and those Rhodes Scholars: that'd be a contribution to the gene pool.
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I agree that Bridget is the ugliest, but Kendra is no beauty either and she is just offensively obnoxious.
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That poster was Nectar.
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It should be "where they came from", not "wear they came from".
I enjoy pointing out when others are wrong.
"I say, send them all back to wear they came from, the day-shift at Hooters!"
Can I get a amen! These have got to be the most uninteresting bitches in the world. And homely! Pick any skinny bimbo off the street, throw some silicone into her chest, dye her hair blonde and get her a nose job and poof! She can be a playboy bunny.
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If memory serves me right (which it doesn't always :)) I believe Holly is 27. I don't know why her vest for pepaw sperm is so desperate ($$$), but it definitely creeps my ass out.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
N/M. Just googled it...she's way past Hef's expiration date for girly girls.
I like them all. Why so much hostility?
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Can someone tell me how old Holly is? I've been curious.
When the bitch slapping starts and the silicone explodes all over the room it will be total chaos. Heff will soak his Depends, the staff will run amuck and the cops will need haz mat suits to enter.
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DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 11:52pm
Yeah I hear ya Matey! ":)
and yep...ssssssssshhhhhhh
My lips shall forever now, be sealed...but I totally had to get that off my chest...which as you can see already has enough weight on it to lug around!
Besides...I especially avoided whacking that post on an AJ thread, for all the very same reasons you have mentioned.
Cheers.
I'm still shocked that Kenda is 23. Bitch looks like a 40 year old.
I likw holly.
Kendra is a dumb OC cunt w/an onboxious laugh.
These bimbos are getting "while the getting's good".
Once the old bastard kicks the bucket, Hef's daughter, Christine, the CEO of Playboy Enterprises, will have these bitches out of there so fast their heads will be spinning.
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IMO, if you continue to post about her, she gets off to it. Just like she gets off to being argumentative. Might I suggest a moritorium where her name is no longer mentioned. Asking where? What? When? and How? only encourages her to come back.
The alternates or sympathizers will just pick up where she left off. Several of which come to mind. If they have not been members for more than a couple of months we must be careful because the shit storm will start raining down again.
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Holly needs to get with Wilhelmina Slater and figure out how to extract Hef's sperm from his corpse so she can get pregnant with the heir to the Meade—erm, I mean Playboy—empire. Oh, Hef's still alive you say? Well, that's debatable but, even so, I'm sure the procedure would remain unchanged.
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I like Bridgette the most. She is just in it to get her education paid for. I can see her writing a tell all book about life in the bunny palace. Kendra is a lesbian and likes the occasional black dik. Holly is just a cunt, and should be sent back to Alaska where she and Jewel could live out the rest of their days in grandpa's van.
They should film the fighting, it would be much more interesting show. I know more guys would watch if there is a chance shirts will be ripped off.
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Jimmy choo crazy if choo think Bridgette is the ugliest - look at that picture! As someone else said, Kendra is one step away from neighing like SJP.
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I know I am totally pathetic in even posting this here, but I just couldn't help myself!
I had to let you (especially the freaking bleeding heart, troll supporters around here) know & see what "it”/Sybil/the Village Idiot, ended up doing earlier... (I just think it is hilarious)
By my last count? “it" had at least 15 alternate/split personalities around here, who ultimately defended and praised one another, but none was ever better than the best, that being the wonderfully funny, full of it, “it”! < (Trying to keep my punctuation habit under tight control here…hope ya can keep up with me now)
The “crazy” has now been notched up to a whole new level, when in 5 short hours…
“it” managed to lick all of “its” wounds, say 2432 prayers at the altar of Saint AJ, crossed “its” heart with “its” undying love and then actually went off to now reach out to “itself”, using ahem…
“its” very own same persona for once, on a totally different site, on a nearon 5 day old thread! Go figure? The psychoness (yeah new word!) of it all, just amazes me.
Yes, so a loving Mother Internet Angel type was, believe it or not, so moved, so outraged by it all, that she magically appears out of the internet cosmos and she must reach out, comfort and support the poor little “hon”, that is cough spit….a totally misunderstood, defenseless and vilified victim...
I even posted the following with your actual yankee time stamps intact, to try and save on any confusion…read for yourself, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this TROLL shit out! “:)
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MK has just informed me Heart Angelina has once again been banned
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Heart angelina @ 06/16/2008 at 7:37 pm
I’m looking for heart angelina who has that name on another site but got banned today. This particular site is a good blog but the commenters on there are SUCH losers. You should hear what they say about the people on this site. Don’t bother unless you want to see posts from people who take meds for bipolar disorder and autism and aspergers. One even admitted to having to flap her hands all the time but she should be flapping her hands and not typing when attacking everyone. They have it in for people who like Angelina Jolie. That hand-flapping, bipolar talk was in the comments yesterday. The site monitor there just let’s it go on and on. Inviting losers just to get hits. Pathetic! So where are you ,hon? Talk to me.
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Nelah @ 06/16/2008 at 9:23 pm
IMO Angelina and Brad are 1st on the Nelah list, lol.
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MyEyeisonyou @ 06/16/2008 at 9:30 pm
I admit I am anxious for another J-P family appearance.
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Nelah @ 06/16/2008 at 9:36 pm
I don’t bother with negative sites against Angelina & Brad. What would be the point.
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Nelah @ 06/16/2008 at 9:39 pm
Just Jard is a pro- Angelina & Brad forum so it’s all good, lol.
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Heart angelina @ 06/16/2008 at 10:19 pm
You know what site it is ,right? Starts and ends w/same letter. I can’t believe the **** they say about this site. You guys are not saccaharine at all.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/12/oprah-angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-f...
I thought Kendra was the one everybody hated. Or maybe that was just the other 2 buns. Whatever, they've already all gotten more than they've ever deserved.
Bridge comes across as dumb as rocks but still the most likable...I mean, given the choice of those 3. Whatever.
Sometimes when I watch TGND and see Hef, it is obvious that the poor old critter can hardly walk, that they edit his stumbling around. And that laugh of his, OMG! When their contracts are up on the show, off they will go! Poor old fake Holly will be left high and dry when Hef kicks the bucket! And why would marry her then?
Kendra- likes black men and most likely will be married to some football player when hefner dies.
Holly- is the prettiest of them and will probably end up with most of Hefners fortune when he dies.
Bridgette- the smartest and ugliest of them all and will probably dye her hair brown and be the best soccer/working mom after hefner dies.
A gold digging skank fight should help the show's ratings.
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Boob Job, Boob Job, and Boob Job.
Kendra = dumb as a rock and will have a great life doing porn, posing in mags, and being an extra in rap music videos.
Bridgette = Actually got her PhD and just recently said she wants to find a husband and have kids. She has no delusions about her role in the Playboy mansion and is making plans to move on and get on her with life. Super sweet. The best of the bunch. Hef should leave everything to her, but she is so sweet she would prolly give it to Holly saying "she really wanted it".
Holly = Will be suing everyone she can find within a year of Hef's death because of her false sense of entitlement. Had $$ for eyeballs from the beginning.
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Kendra's laugh annoys me so much, Hef needs to teabag that bitch and shut her up.
As for Holly, I can't wait to see who she leaches onto next when Hef kicks the bucket. Shame Charlie Sheen is too young for her.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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kendra is one step away from the SJP syndrome...
"NNnnnnnneeeiiiggghhhhh!
I knew these hookers didn't actually get along. I agree, showing the fights would possibly make this show interesting. "No, I get to lick Hef's raisin balls tonight!"
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When i saw "Bunny War!" i pictured a much cooler story.
No clue who these whores are, and i'm ok w/that.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Kendra will win, young and stupid.
but they should all be replaced with new bunnies; these are way past their expiration date.
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Holly wants to be the one and only number one. She is still pissed that Hef said he would never marry her and no more babies. Holly always comes across as a bitch compared to free spirits Kendra and Bridget.
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Those chicks looked old and cheap to begin with. There's nowhere but down for them if they screw this show up. I say, give them a bottle of baby oil, strap on some vinyl bikini's and let them wrestle it out. Morning, Sheeps. Hope I just didn't steal your line.
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Throw them in a wrestling ring full of Jello and let them go at it.
Yes, I know Dlisted ladies...I'm a pig.
Hef's not going to live forever and he's no spring chicken. I wonder what they're going to do when he passes away.
Oh no! Can't all these whores just get along? It's all very sad. I think my day is ruined now.
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I thought Hef's main ho's were young girls in their 20's not middle aged women in their 50's.
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Haha you know Holly really used to work at Hooters, right? It was on one of the episodes.
Holly has always come across as being 100% in it for the money... weasling her way into a job when you could tell Hef wasn't that thrilled with it, to his refusal to marry her and her always pushing for it. You know when I started watching that show I swear I thought Holly was like in her mid 30's, then I found out she was 25 - that's some sad shit.
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Shocking.
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