Bunny War!
Unfortunately, this is not a post featuring cute pictures of little, furry bunnies dressed as soldiers with plastic guns. This is about a different bunny. A bunny with yellow polyester hair, robot eyes and fake chichis. The Playboy bunny! TMZ reports that it's war between Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson of "The Girls Next Door." A source said that everyone on the set of the show hates Holly, especially Kendra. Can't the robot and the dyke just get along?!
Holly and Kendra are fucking up shoots since they fight all the time. Producers are getting sick of trying to film around it. Uh....what's wrong with filming the fight itself! Who doesn't love a good bunny fight. Throw them in a cage with a couple of carrots.
Holly who is Hef's #1 bunny has even started showing her dick around the magazine. She apparently wants more and more editorial control and longtime employees are not having it.
The other bunny, Bridget, tries to keep the peace. Yeah, popping pills every 5 minutes can do that to a person.
Holly needs to stop the fighting and start the plotting! This bitch should be knocked up with Hef's spawn by now! She doesn't have much time before he goes off to the great, big bunny field in the sky. She should be trying to get oil out of his dry well, not fighting with Kendra's fake hip-hop ass.
I say, send them all back to wear they came from, the day-shift at Hooters!
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Check out what Holly used to look like...
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I've heard that the reason Holly can't accidently get preggers by Hef is because he only does her in the ass.
You know they're technically not bunnies. You have to be one of the 12 pinups of the month to be a bunny! Even their cyber girl thingy isn't considered a bunny.
*-Jenny-*
What I don't get about Holly is why this bitch always says she's from Alaska. She lived there but moved to St. Helens, Oregon for all her formative (tween, teen) years. She never mentions it- but St. Helens is a shithole. I found this out looking through some photo albums with my man and her cheerleading pic was in one. Apparently they dated for a hot minute in high school.
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Between Christine Hefner, Kimberly Hefner (legally still his wife), his sons and Hef's brother, Holly won't get much when the old guy bites it.
They are next of kin, while Holly is just a piece of ass.
The only one I really like on there is Bridget. She seems sweet and is really talented at wrapping gifts! lol
Anyway, Holly is as fake as fake bitches come. She DOES try to take over. You can see it in the show. She always wants to be on the photo shoots and make editorial decisions. I would be annoyed to if that was my job, and some little hoochie was trying to steal it by blowing the boss.
Kendra is annoying but funny. I'm surprised she and Bridget put up with this crap.
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Submitted by stake_spike on June 17, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Holly can't "accidently" get pregnant. Apparently when Hef has sex with them he ends it with a little ass action.
I imagine that must feel like someone sliding a melted crayon in yer butt.
Wrinkled, melted, old peen in the "flesh" colored crayon.
bumpin figs and prunes ewwww
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Holly can't "accidently" get pregnant. Apparently when Hef has sex with them he ends it with a little ass action. So sorry but it can't make it's way north (or south depending on her position).
Apparently it goes all the other girls (with a little wipe down of a hot wet towel after each, ew! At least use Lysol wipes) and then Holly is always the last and when Heffy is almost done, Holly turns over and takes it from the back. Two women who have slept with Hef and them have both told it the same way, so I'm guessing that's always how it is, after all Hef likes a consistent schedule.
I like Kendra anyways!
Team Holly!! I can't stand Kendra, she's a vapid whore along the lines of Paris Hilton, she just got lucky. If it weren't for Hef, she wouldn't have shit, and when she leaves Hef, she won't have anything. She'll find out soon enough only z-grade porno producers want her skanky ass on film.
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I love this whole trainwreck going on up in the mansion. Guilty pleasure.
I can't blame Holly or Bridget one bit if they hate that stupid moron Kendra. She with her trashy grill, hip-hop rap fake homegirl act. She has got to be the dumbest female alive. Did she even finish highschool? And that laugh! My god! Who wouldn't be homicidal listening to that all day?!
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Holly is Pyscho, any woman seriously trying to marry and reproduce with some old geezer old enough to be her great granddaddy is bonkers. He'd be old enough to be the child's great-great-great granddaddy once it is born.
She needs to be taken out for that reason alone, I hope Kendra kicks her ass.
they look ten years older than they are because they all try to meet that nasy "bunny" look of bleaching their hairs into an inch of its life, obscene amounts of make-up, and clothing from whores are us. Kendra is all kinds of fug, and so is holly. Maybe I don't detest Bridgette because she comes across as a genuinely sweet person.
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I couldn't blame Kendra for cheating. She can have her cake and eat it too. Live at that decrepit mansion and take the peepaw noodle, and then sneak off to her extreme sporting events where she can get the young cocks in every hole. Hef knows what's up.
Whatever they are all fug plastic messes. Holly needs to get over it, Hef is NEVER going to knock up or marry her stupid ass. Kendra is so uneducated and skanky why even waste time on these girls. All 3 of them fuck an 80 year old man for a place to live and a job. I would have more respect for them if they were just hookers, at least they get CA$H then and dont have to depend on a man in Depends.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Apparently Holly is pissed at Kendra because she's supposedly cheating on Hef. When Kendra came along, Holly and Bridget had managed to piss off the other girls enough to get them kicked out/the other girls left (which they wanted) and I think at the time, having Kendra probably worked okay for them. But supposedly Kendra cheats, and Holly is NOT cool with that. I guess Holly wants her out.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 11:46am
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Ok là! Je sais que tu êtes un mouton honnête :)
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 17, 2008 - 8:25am.
Ca true! Mais j'ai pas d'autres lady friends. Ta goule!
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Quand quelqu'un se manque, c'est dur.
Uh! They aren't even PRETTY.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 11:19am
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Ben là!! Quand nous chat là, je suis très comme posh et comme ladylike et je dis pas des curse words!! Est-ce que tu me confuse avec your other "lady friends"??
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 8:18am.
Si jolie! (Did I say this already?)
I know! Credit Balzac and Joe.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 17, 2008 - 8:14am.
Well no wonder I'm confused.
Eggzacckerly. When you write for work or to Canadianians, you can go either way--maybe mix it up within the same paragraph. When you write to mum, quotation marks inside, please. When you email me, outside (and fewer obscenities, ok?).
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Sarah Larson could have learned something from Holly! this broad don't mess around! Those other girlfriends just wanted to be a playmate, and they ditched him, dumb ass small time skanks!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 11:11am.
L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
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Si jolie! (Did I say this already?)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by luscious_t on June 17, 2008 - 10:59am
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The idea of all these women young enough to be his granddaughters fighting over him makes me laugh. Of course I get that they're not fighting over who's going to touch his pepaw self but rather who's gonna be top dog and get all the lurks & perks, but still...that guy must be living the ultimate male fantasy.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 11:11am.
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Well no wonder I'm confused :)
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 17, 2008 - 7:45am.
The quick answer is: Yes, in the US; No, in the UK; but it's normally only an issue for final punctuation (both camps put it inside for internal quotation marks). Canada, as one pundit put it, "can go either way."
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I read this book by one of Hefs girlfriends from a few yrs back (when there were about 7 of them) and she basically painted a picture that Holly & Bridget wanted Hef to themselves and Holly wanted to be HBIC and they basically got Hef to get rid of the rest of them. They were leaving around the time Kendra came in.
Bunny Tales was the name of the book.
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Actually, it should be: "I say, send them all back from where they came: the day-shift at Hooters!" However, considering that the diction here is so conversational, saying this renders the second half of the sentence very incongruous.
I have a soft spot for Kendra... I can´t help it, I just like her "I don´t give a fuck" tomboy attitude. Plus she has a very nice fit body.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 10:26am.
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Heehee "emaciated sperm??" Did you say that punctuation goes inside or outside the quotation marks? Damn I can never remember that.
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L'amour a son instinct. Il sait trouver le chemin du coeur comme le plus faible insecte marche à sa fleur avec une irrésistible volonté.
~Balzac.
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 10:26am.
You mean when his heart stops beating?
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LOL. That or when he gets tired of them and wants new girlfriends.
I think Hef's daughter won't let Holly keep trying to run the magazine. Kendra will try to start her career as a rapper and date a black athlete. Bridget will probably take her education and ensure a nice future for herself.
I don't think any of those chicks are hot.
Holly had had enough plastic surgery to make Asslee look natural.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Snoogle on June 17, 2008 - 7:08am.
It should be "where they came from", not "wear they came from". I enjoy pointing out when others are wrong.
Your punctuation should be inside the quotation marks. Me, too.
You've bested my Spaniard with steel. The shame, the shame!
Submitted by lindsayslee on June 17, 2008 - 9:28am.
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
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OOooooOOOOoooo....DO tell!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Snoogle on June 17, 2008 - 7:08am.
It should be "where they came from", not "wear they came from". I enjoy pointing out when others are wrong.
Your punctuation should be inside the quotation marks. Me, too.
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Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 17, 2008 - 9:24am.
I think Bridget is the only one who will have a future once things with Hef are over.
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You mean when his heart stops beating?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
I always thought it kind of strange that they seemed to get along so well. Holly gives off this "I want to be the one and only" vibe. If they actually fought, I think Kendra would win because she probably fights dirty.
I think Bridget is the only one who will have a future once things with Hef are over.
TO all of you complaining about how Holly is greedy, well how about Hef? Do you think he loves those girls? No! He uses them for sex. So let them use his old, wrinkly butt for money. Shoot, they deserve compensation for having to hit that.
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♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
I have an idea. Cancel the show, kick all three out of the house and let Hef find some new fresh meat.
Holly doesn't give a rats ass about Hef; she only cares about what all she can get.
Submitted by CindyC on June 17, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Snoogle on June 17, 2008 - 10:08am.
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It should be "Eat a dick", not "Eatadick".
And I did last night - but thanks anyway for the suggestion.
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Women cant share, duh. ha ha ha im keeding
Do they do the do to the paw paw i wonder?
I thought his wang was semi broken but he keeps the other chickies around to keep Holly in check and the monies from the show and public image up.
Ewwww i put too much thought into it.
So Bridget to me is more attractive because she has a nice, fuller shape. Reminds me of 70's porno girls. Like she should be on an old bottle of sun in or a revenge of the nerd movie.
ok then
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Snoogle on June 17, 2008 - 10:08am.
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It should be "Eat a dick", not "Eatadick".
And I did last night - but thanks anyway for the suggestion.
Kendra is obnoxious but I do not like Robot-Molly.
She is rude and is always making faces at Kendra.
The other chick, grandma-Bridget tries to keep the peace indeed.
Robot-Molly is truly annoying.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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Submitted by CindyC on June 17, 2008 - 10:04am.
It should be "where they came from", not "wear they came from".
I enjoy pointing out when others are wrong.
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