Monday, June 16th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Porno
Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across straight-up fuckery like this. It's some dude with a green bag over his head doing dry fuckey fuckey times with a giant Cheeto made from little Cheetos. Seriously, this freak-of-the-week works that Cheeto over and has it begging for more. Thankfully, he keeps his panties on. I am not ready for dick cheese on cheese action.
You know Brit Brit has hired a team of highly-skilled private investigators to track down this Cheeto-fucking dude. She wants to double team that giant Cheeto with him. Cheeto fuckers!
P.S. - The video is slightly NSFW. More importantly, it might permanently kill your appetite for anything Cheeto.
Thanks Jessica & James
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Okay, I tried. It's just waaaaaay too ew for me! (I did like the little dance he did as he was crouching, though.)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
OK, so BritBrit's in the Cheetoh suit. Who's is the masked Speedo dude?
Daddy?
KFed?
Adnan?
Sam?
Some homeless dude who needs pocket change?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I'm more freaked out by the purple socks and green bag. You'd think he'd at least coordinate his accesories!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
This is nowhere near as bad as the dude who made out with his car, it is more WTF than ewww.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm with Shoo Shoo -- I don't know if I can take that kind of Cheeto abuse.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
SHOO SHOO!!
C'mon, press play! DOITDOITDOIT!!!
It's more WTF than EW!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Reading the comments is enough for me. I will NOT press play! LOL
what is going on ??!
I'm just a bit more bothered by the bikini briefs. On the other hand, at least he's wearing something.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
That is one happy dog. It is so funny!! I have never seen a dog do something like that, over and over and over, the dog was lovin' it!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He had me the green mask!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I'm not so much bothered by the cheeto humping as I am by the purple tube socks. WTF?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Your vag will thank you when you do, for curing it's nausea.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 2:07pm.
My vagina wants to throw up. It's in the process of figuring out how just now.
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Is queefing considered vaginal dry heaving???
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! That dog rocks!
I wanna slide down that thing!!!!!!
:::jelly face:::
Mel-Tang...thank you. You saved my eyes! I could watch that doberman all day.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Look at the dog video Mel-Tang posted...QUICK!!!
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I will when I get home. I'm leaving but I'll be back in an hour!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:07pm.
My vagina wants to throw up. It's in the process of figuring out how just now.
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I thought that a vagina throwing up was a good thing. Times have changed. LOL. :P
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Um....
but...well...
uhhh...
yeah....no. Just no.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Look at the dog video Mel-Tang posted...QUICK!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Faaaareek!
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
My vagina wants to throw up. It's in the process of figuring out how just now.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 16, 2008 - 6:03pm
I know you can train an animal to do that, but it is so obvious the dog is doing it for the sheer fun of it, that's the kick ass thing about it, that dog is having a BLAST!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy, I KNOW!
I freaking love that dog! lololol
Awesome!
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 16, 2008 - 5:57pm.
LMAO the doberman rocks!!! how cool is THAT??!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DAE, here is another cup of holy water to wash away the sin....lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
That made me completely uncomfortable.
I hope his mother sees this and horrified, recognizes that green gift bag on his head as one she sent to him with his favorite cookies in it as an apartment-warming gift.
He has more going for him then MY last date.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
he put the bag over his head because we would recognize him... it's kfed!! (i didn't watch the video) cheeto love is what brought brit brit and kfed together. tla!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 16, 2008 - 4:45pm.
LMAO! Romanced the Cheeto! Good one!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 5:45pm.
ROFL-- So cuuute!!! Thank you for that. Poor widdle guy, they shouldn't have woken him up. That was adorable.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It's the Britney/Adnan sex tape.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
DAE, thank you thank you thank you for that little duck.
THANK GAWD.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I somehow made it half way through in horror. Thank god he didn't get a boner. thank god
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To wash away that memory (for those like me who clicked 'play') I give you...a snoring duck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
LMFAO
At least he romanced the cheeto a little.
He wasn't a total dog.
And I love how Cheeto took over and got him from behind. hahahaha
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Love the ass slapping at the end. LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
And on that note, it's time for a cocktail. It's been real, y'all!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
LMAO at the fact that he covers his head with a green bag. Yeah, um....good idea!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I wonder if the soundtrack is available on Amazon.
And I'm assuming the bag over his head is due to his physique being not quite camera-ready.
Ok, I can't believe I just skimmed through that shit. I so relieved he didn't have a boner, I can't even express my full gratitude.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
His outfit doesnt match.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
What the Hell is that?
I was drunk at the time I stupidly pressed play and thus made it through 1:30 of this shit. That music teamed with "I love you cheetos, I love you cheetos" had now cilled my buzz. Thanks MK... thanks a lot!
It seems irresponsible that he takes the condom off the Giant Cheeto BEFORE the sexy times.
You simply have to hear the chant with the music! Play it but only listen.
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Dick happens! - MK
Michael K, I made my mind up and I am NOT going to watch this. I can already see where it is going.
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I will not watch this mess!
Ok, clearly some freak dlister sent that shit to you, mk! LOL!
*refuses to watch*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA