Monday, June 16th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Porno
Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across straight-up fuckery like this. It's some dude with a green bag over his head doing dry fuckey fuckey times with a giant Cheeto made from little Cheetos. Seriously, this freak-of-the-week works that Cheeto over and has it begging for more. Thankfully, he keeps his panties on. I am not ready for dick cheese on cheese action.
You know Brit Brit has hired a team of highly-skilled private investigators to track down this Cheeto-fucking dude. She wants to double team that giant Cheeto with him. Cheeto fuckers!
P.S. - The video is slightly NSFW. More importantly, it might permanently kill your appetite for anything Cheeto.
Thanks Jessica & James
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I don't like cheetos anymore :(
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Interesting pics!I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
I'm offended by the way those purple socks clash with the lime green bag. Aside from that, no way in hell i'm clicking play here!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
He should try Jalapeno poppers next and without the ginch....
Brad Pitt and porno????
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5 minutes and 4 seconds!!! I want that time back MK...damn you!
I wasn't so much disturbed by the actual cheeto sex as I was the repeated "i love u cheeto" that will now play through my mind for the next month..
***Walks through house, speedo on, eyes glazed, bag on head chanting "i love u cheeto"***
That was boring. His art is boring. I'm in the wrong line of business, if I could make money "creating" this shit.
Hey, I know this guy...
http://www.jeffostergren.com/
The other stuff isn't quite so unusual as this, but a little odd maybe...
I'm just glad they cut the camera before he put it in his ass.
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Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
it's nice to see the trend of beastiality(fuckin' Brit) is dying down, but.... is this really where the pendulum's swinging?
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I can't watch till the end, but can somebody tell me if cheese sauce makes an appearance?
We really didn't need to see the contents from Brit's impacted bowels.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Mr. Prez Methinks everyone took their toys and went home...
Including JH.
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Sort of like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" isn't it? Deb? Are you there, Deb?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. Prez Methinks everyone took their toys and went home...
Including JH.
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Billy Bob on Page two.
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BBT threads? Whazzat?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Since the breakup George Clooney had to get busy somehow.
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I wonder if James Haven knows anything about this guy? He always seems to have the inside scoop on the goings on in the entertainment industry.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
James Haven simply refuses to click on anything ever since that Goddess Bunny episode!
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They pulled that out of Brit's belly button.
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DebFrmHell LMAO!!! hahhahahahaha :)
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
well, that was disturbing, the non-stop chanting!!!
dear gawd...i watched almost a whole minute of this before i realized what the fuck...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 17, 2008 - 2:26am.
DAE, instead of a MILF, it is a CILF.
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hehe, nice! how about...CILK = Cunt I'd Like to Kill?
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 17, 2008 - 2:26am.
HAHA, Dreamy. Unfitney, that term never ceases to crack me up no matter how many times I've read it. The writer who coined that deserves some sort of Pullitzer or Nobel prize.
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I LOVE the word "Unfitney" it suits her soo perfectly. Y'know what, if we wrote her a nice letter (and sent her a Frapp & a box of Cheetos) she might even legally chnage her name to Unfitney. And yes, he does!!
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Traveling down the road
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Great Helmutt-Headed Paracheeto
Verrrrry tropical terrorist.
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Well, we know he's not gay. His friend never would have let him go on camera like that.
He looks like a tropical terrorist.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
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HAHA, Dreamy. Unfitney, that term never ceases to crack me up no matter how many times I've read it. The writer who coined that deserves some sort of Pullitzer or Nobel prize.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
DAE, instead of a MILF, it is a CILF.
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Now I'm extra super duper glad that I don't allow my kid to eat those things.
"P.S. - The video is slightly NSFW."
Slightly? I can't imagine you'd want ANYONE catching you watching this. I don't even want to catch myself watching this - that's how I started typing. But it's still on - I can hear it: "I love you, Cheetos. I love you Cheetos. I love you, Cheetos." And I feel dirty every time I scroll up to see what's happening. And when I do see - I look away. This vid is Not Safe For the World!
And finally: Wow, the video's pretty long. You think they could have worked in something kinky.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Dick Quest and his penchant nooses (would that be a noosi) and anal beads.
Oh Crap! I completely forgot about that fuckery
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 17, 2008 - 2:06am.
I never noticed the purple socks before you mentioned it, Deb. Purple socks during sex, I'm starting to think this guy is a little weird.
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Just a little? Honestly he's humping Unfitney in her fav MILF outfit, he's more than a little weird! ;0)
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I'd like to add one to the list.
K-Fed has fucked a crazy mother fucker. :)
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LMAO @ brother fucker, BB. I think I'm in over my head with all these fuckers.
I been thinking the same thing for years and years. Just different group of fuckers...LOL.
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Thanks toejam. Zomay reminded me of wall fucker.
LMAO @ brother fucker, BB. I think I'm in over my head with all these fuckers.
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Dick Quest and his penchant nooses (would that be a noosi) and anal beads.
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Purple socks and a lime green helmet makes me hot. My ex wore slightly less. He really should have left the helmet on...
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The hell. This freak show is nuttin' compared to what I can do with a rack of really good BBQ ribs.
mmmmm....baaabbbyyy!
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DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 9:02pm
*snort giggle laugh at that and the Berlin Wall mistress*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I never noticed the purple socks before you mentioned it, Deb. Purple socks during sex, I'm starting to think this guy is a little weird.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
and... I think we've just tracked down the guy who had sex with the AIDS monkey back in the 80s.
Bradi, KathreWhozit...screwy chick from BB UK really has a thing for cookies...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 8:57pm.
HAHA, flattered, Deb. I flirt with chicks all the time, so turnabout is fair play. ;)
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
You forgot wall fucker, DeeDee. The chick that was married to the Berlin Wall.
Mr. President on June 16, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Let's tally the inanimate object humping weirdos shall we. We have picnic table fucker, car fucker, and Cheeto fucker. Did I miss anyone?
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David Beckham, who is fucking Posh.
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The bike fucker dude.
Jessica Simpson, daddy fucker
Skeletina, brother fucker
Kanye, just a muthafucker and I did that one just for for the fuck of it.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Don't look at me, i am a Zapp's jalapeno-flavored chip kind of girl...
H Mr. Prez, I still have my crush going on with you....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 8:50pm.
haha, I thought La Machine had started batting for the other team...must be the socks.
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The other team in this context being... Pringles?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
haha, I thought La Machine had started batting for the other team...must be the socks.
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*adding sheeps ex (plastic sheep fucker) to my list*
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