Monday, June 16th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Put on your sunglasses. Keanu Reeves is one bright bitch. He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun. It is nice to see Keanu in the water though. Unfortunately, fleas and scabies can swim, but at least he's washing off some of his stank. You know that girl with him came out of the water dirtier than when she went in.
Keanu is also more interested in picking the street shit out of his fingernails than looking at his topless friend.
Oh and to answer my own question, DUH! I'd have to apply oven cleaner to my skin after fucking with filthy ass Keanu, but it would be worth it.
Here's Keanu with topless friend on the French Riviera today.
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....OR the next lifetime. lol...
I was never on the Kenau band wagon, as it were.
He's not a true actor, meaning, each of his parts all sound the same! The 'diction'.
Though his pasty skin did, in fact, blind me temporarily.
why is he whiter than me? shit, I tan, and I came from english people, chrissake.
if he kept his shirt on.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Pasty white is better than fake spray on tan anyday.
And that girl looks like Tina Chow (restaurant scion) She's pretty.
I hate to say this. I cant believe I am saying this, probably not. It looks like hes had recent surgery? Maybe thats the explaination for the pasty, floppy look. Those nipples, couldnt take them. ewww
I have no shame. I'd hit it.
He's probably picking the crabs out from under his nails. Wasn't Paris in the Riviera at the Cannes festival? The water is probably saturated with her cootchie-cooties.
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Oh hell yes, I would. Keanu has had me breathing heavy since the Bill & Ted movies.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
NO :( I thought I would, but now I won't.
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"He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun."
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I need a bottle of that. Stat.
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is that China Chow???
BARF!
ehhhhhh uhhhhhhh well....no. well, maybe after like six or seven beers.
What I don't get is that he's half-chinese and Half-hawaiian, so you'd think that he'd be a little tan. Oh well. I'd hit it, but he would have to use his voice from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure when we did...
Gross Nasty as Hell
I don't do pasty-white. Please spare us next time.
He has the belly of a tom cod. And no, I wouldn't.
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