Monday, June 16th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Put on your sunglasses. Keanu Reeves is one bright bitch. He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun. It is nice to see Keanu in the water though. Unfortunately, fleas and scabies can swim, but at least he's washing off some of his stank. You know that girl with him came out of the water dirtier than when she went in.
Keanu is also more interested in picking the street shit out of his fingernails than looking at his topless friend.
Oh and to answer my own question, DUH! I'd have to apply oven cleaner to my skin after fucking with filthy ass Keanu, but it would be worth it.
Here's Keanu with topless friend on the French Riviera today.
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Good luck Your Mom... Chill with our favorite bake.
I'm glad you're on D now - it's been too long.
Peace out, love!
Good night all.
ROOOOOOOO!!! *smootches*
To me Keanu will always be Ted. Actually, he is Ted!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Miz: Ugh, I'm going nuts because the boss I work directly under is on vacation and I'm stuck all week dealing with her brother, who's a miserable bastard and a pain in my ass! I'm just counting down the days and hoping the week flies by. Other than that, things are great.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Are those man boobs I see?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Are those man boobs I see?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Your Mom: it was a really odd film, and he played a total wanker.
How've you been sweets?
Tina Chow is the "topless friend"
Submitted by MizRo on June 16, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Sorry, Your Mom... No Keanu love here.
Did anyone ever see "My Private Idaho" with Reeves and River Phoenix?
I always think of Keanu as being like the character he played in that movie.
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Ya know, I never saw the film in its entirety. I've tried to catch it a couple of times in the past, but I kept getting interrupted.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I have a weak spot for Keanu. He just seems like he's good-hearted to the core. So yes, he looks like a wet piece of boiled chicken, and I would hit it.
Sorry, Your Mom... No Keanu love here.
Did anyone ever see "My Private Idaho" with Reeves and River Phoenix?
I always think of Keanu as being like the character he played in that movie.
Hey, Miz! How've you been?
No love for Keanu, huh?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by luscious_t on June 16, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Don't be ignorant and mock him for being smart. A tan is a sign of disease - not health. It's the body's natural reaction to fight overexposure. Avoiding the sun places second to not smoking as the simplest way to increase health and lower chance of illness. Think of how much less health care costs could be if people would just do those 2 things (not smoke and utilize SPF). Why, this country might even be willing to approve health care to all...
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Oh blow it out your arse. Smoke a big fat doob while you're at it, it will help loosen your sphincter.
Hi, Your Mom!!
I've never thought Keanu worthy of my sexual favors.
Excellent.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Hell yes. He's tall, dark, handsome and mysterious...and he looks even better in person.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Whooooaaaaa.
Oh hell yes! I'd hit that gorgeous pasty piece of man...
Hell. Yes. Next question?
Dayum, that's a big ass bruise Keanu's got on his back. Looks like someone's hit him for real!
I'd hit it. Yes. I've always loved him. He'd have to have a good scrubbing first, of course!
"SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun"
LOL. I need some of this for my son (and he's a lifeguard!).
if he got a hard body, bulked up, a natural tan, another Matrix, cut an album, in 10 years yeah. :O
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The pallor is a side effect from the Red Pill.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Don't be ignorant and mock him for being smart. A tan is a sign of disease - not health. It's the body's natural reaction to fight overexposure. Avoiding the sun places second to not smoking as the simplest way to increase health and lower chance of illness. Think of how much less health care costs could be if people would just do those 2 things (not smoke and utilize SPF). Why, this country might even be willing to approve health care to all...
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I'm a proud SP!
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10 years ago? Maybe. Today? Hell no. But he'd never have been on the top of my list. Or anything else, I suppose.
If he dropped a couple pounds and wasn't so freakishly pasty, yes. If not, I would have to be drunk.
He can't act his way out of paper bag though.
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 16, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Hell YES I would hit it!
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Evil, I've noticed we have the same taste in men. I love me some Shia too.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Lindalou,
Oh he's a bottom. No if, ands, or....
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
That might be China Chow; Tina was her mom and died of AIDS.
Submitted by Newportjoey on June 16, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Girls, Girls, GIRLS!!! We covered this issue MONTHS ago!!! He is a bottom, fist-fucking, catcher homo......
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Ok gay guys, would you hit it? How about if he wanted top? still hit?
Submitted by islandgirl on June 16, 2008 - 2:13pm.
He has the belly of a tom cod.
heehee.
HOLA GINA LATINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :)
Girls, Girls, GIRLS!!! We covered this issue MONTHS ago!!! He is a bottom, fist-fucking, catcher homo......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Hell YES I would hit it!
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Dick happens! - MK
(blink) ok... I recently bought some spf 70+ (it has a + on it) so... but is there a spf that actually causes the sun to make you paler? he seems to be using that.
I totally would, and I'd tell everyone I did. No shame here. Supposedly he's packing...
Sure, why not!
Hell yes!!!!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Absofreakinlutely.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
I'd have to. I might not respect myself in the morning, but yeah, I'd have to.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fuck yeah I would!! Keanu has always been, is and will always be H-O-T.
he's Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese (dad) and half English (mom). so he's got some pasty white genetics in him.
that's not a happy trail, it's a scar.
and yes, i'd hit that like like Barry Bonds hitting a home run!
Hell yes! I love my men all doughy and farmer-tan like.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
What the Neo happened to him..
Possum,
I didn't even notice the weird happy trail.
Turns out it's a scar. He was in a motorcycle accident, broke several ribs and ruptured his spleen.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Yes I would.
MK you funny man you "SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun"
bbawwahhhahhhaaaaahhhaaaaaaa
yeah, I'd hit it.
That's funny because I use "SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun... Or You'll Burst Into Flames!"
It's got a slightly higher UV protectant in that it completely blocks out all light.
;)
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Surfing the apocalypse.
He kinda looks like my boyfriend here, so yes, I guess that means I'd hit it. =)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I have no shame... i'd hit it. Shower with some bleach...and hit it again.
-sera-
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He has quite a long happy trail. Weird.