Would You Hit It?

Submitted by TT99 on June 16, 2008 - 11:40pm.

But I'm pretty sure that chick is China Chow.

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Great catch. I think you're right!

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LASux, oh hell yes! One of my fav all time movies. When he and River were grinding under the covers of Bob's house and got busted by the cops...hotness. And I'm a straight female. HAhahahaha

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He was so hot in My Own Private Idaho! WTF happened to his body? He can't afford a trainer w/all his millions? He's completely lost all muscle and TONE! EW, I wouldn't hi tit. Maybe blo him and play w/his taint but thats it.

In a word: YES!

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Keanu Reeves looks so happy!But I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

Do they CGI him into his movies because I SWEAR he doesnt look this douchy onscreen....most of the time.

pic's #5 and #9 made me ROTFL!

Hell YES! Anytime, anywhere, any-day! He is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

I've always had a soft spot for men with dark hair, dark eyes and sexy lips. Keanu is as sexy today as he was way back in the 80's. YUM!

Submitted by mrsjones on June 17, 2008 - 7:35am.

Oh, yeah, because the right to kill other people with secondhand smoke is some vital freedom, and without it, we're living in a fascist state.

Please.

It's the smokers' own fault that laws were passed against smoking. They had the opportunity to behave considerately toward others and they refused to do so.

So many laws are based on simple violations of good manners. If you're too selfish to behave yourself appropriately, don't whine when other people who are tired of your shit get laws passed against your obnoxious behavior.

And yes, perfume needs to be outlawed, because it makes other people sick and the idiots who wear it can't do so appropriately.

If you want absolute freedom, go live on a desert island.

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Hell yeah, I'd hit it!!!! I loves me some Keanu.

You know. I think Keanu makes a hot boy, but a sad man. Just sayin'.

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Yes, Yes, and yes! At least he's trying to get some sun being outside

I'd hit Keanu, I even like him bad movies and he's had a few. He seems genuinely good.

Yeah, smoking and tanning--but what about drinkers and DUI's. Prescriptions meds kills 100,000 people a year. And people shouldn't eat cookies, cupcakes--being overweight reeks havoc, too. And perfumes should be outlawed because they're chemicals and what about the pollution in the air? People who drive Hummers should be in jail. what about nutra-sweet? And should we stop spending money on all the preemie babies, that's expensive.... I don't want to live in a police state. I really would rather die from some idiot's second-hand cigar smoke or a drunken driver or asthma from someone's awful perfume.
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Submitted by PleasingVacations on June 17, 2008 - 12:22am.

What an exceptional actor. He is so talented and amezing :)
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O reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallly? Keanu Reeves talented and amezing. Well - I guess after last year's VMA's I'll believe just about anything.

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What an exceptional actor. He is so talented and amezing :)

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wow so much keanu hating.... more for me... I would hit that morning, noon, night, without showering for DAYS..... I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE his sexy ass. Whose the lucky biatch whom I want to be right at that moment........

I wouldn't eff him with someone else's vagina. But I'm pretty sure that chick is China Chow.

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Keanu Reeves looks so happy!But I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

I would be extra nice and find him someone with a big cock that would hit him

Phoebe Price shared her self tanner.

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yes, if he got a little color first

Isn't he known for his stench?
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keanu should talk to matt dillon about where he got his magnificent pecs...
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sexy motherfucker...

He is 6 shades whiter than chalk, and those tiny hairy man boobs. Not sensational.

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He was so fuckable in Speed. What happened, Keanu??

He has sad nipples.

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I will never snark on anyone for being pale...I am so white I am almost clear. And the few times I have gotten any color on my skin has damaged it to the point of skin cancer (basal cell carcinoma...easily removed).

The reason I will snark on Keanu is that he looks pretty damn flabby.

So, no, I would not hit it.

Leatherette:

Ha!!!!!!!!!!

nah, it's all about Power Bottom Keanu.

I think he's picking his nails because he's nervous...he's got boobies in front of him! Also, it's all about Point Break Keanu!!!

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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

Oh yeah - except Chicken Cutlets... I'm pretty sure it's OK to make fun of *her* pale skin lol

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Yes, I WOULD HIT IT... I LOVE Keanu!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by lara on June 16, 2008 - 6:51p

Brigitte bardot is 74 yo. how the hell do you expect her to look?????? She was gorgeous when she was young and she has no plastic surgery.
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Too bad she looks about 98.

Seriously, if people want to tan, that's their choice. It's not like I'm proposing we mandate using SPF or anything...buuuuut... how can anybody deny the obvious truths of sun damage? Sure, the sun provides vitamin D - a nutrient most Americans lack, BTW - but the average person gets their fill after 30 mins - w/ SPF; fair-skinned people only need 10 mins.

And don't buy into the hype of the tanning industry, either - booths and beds are as bad, if not worse.

And everybody else's sunning *does* affect me - in my pocketbook when coverage costs rise.

Go ahead and argue the science, folks... I'm sure the earth's flat and storks bring babies, too. lol Sorry, it's just something I feel strongly about. I'm in the public health field and I just can't tell you how many thousands and thousands of dollars I've spent to be told over and over again how quitting smoking and stopping tanning would feasibly eradicate most cancers and other health problems. 2 easy things that every single person could handily do but most choose not to.

I've had more than 1 severe burn in my life - as a kid - and I've probably already done the damage that I'll pay for in another decade or 2. I don't look forward to it.

But I still say it's shitty to make fun of people who are fucking smart enough to avoid it. That's like Amy Winehouse mocking me for not smoking crack.

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I don't know about Keanu, but most guys swimming with a topless hottie would express their attention in ways. I'd say the water might be cold but it's the south of France in summer.

Yes, I would hit Keanu`s filthy ass...what`s with the tummy scar?

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Submitted by lara on June 16, 2008 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by luscious_t on June 16, 2008 -

7:25pm.But sure, go out and sun away if ya like - you'll just look old before your time (take a good look at Bridget Bardot if you still doubt)

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Brigitte bardot is 74 yo. how the hell do you expect her to look?????? She was gorgeous when she was young and she has no plastic surgery.

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No, honey. That's not natural aging -- it's her banshee soul finally melting its way out her face.

That's one shitugly pancake-assed, Elmer-Fudd-faced woman. Money, beard, or both.

I'd definitely hit it. And I'm pretty sure that's his sister Kim, which would explain why he's not looking at the chi-chis.

Lindalou - thank you! A "tan" is an immune response. Your skin is basically telling you: hey! You! You're damaging me, and just so you're clear on the concept I'm going to turn a different color to tip you off. Now the cut the sh!t ex post haste.

If that's China Chow (who's father owns all the fab and expensive Mr. Chow's restaurants around and her late mother, Tina Chow was the fashion & jewelry designer)Then keanu's taste has shot into the stratesphere. She's a fabulous girl. Way to go keanu. And no I would not hit this. Maybe the Keanu in The Matrix but not here. He;s got like 2 really big movies coming out.

I would fuck "River's Edge" Keanu over and over, but I don't know if I'd touch his other incarnations.

Submitted by luscious_t on June 16, 2008 -

7:25pm.But sure, go out and sun away if ya like - you'll just look old before your time (take a good look at Bridget Bardot if you still doubt)

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Brigitte bardot is 74 yo. how the hell do you expect her to look?????? She was gorgeous when she was young and she has no plastic surgery.

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I'd hit it-no question!

Submitted by Lindalou on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Oh blow it out your arse. Smoke a big fat doob while you're at it, it will help loosen your sphincter.
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LOL - get the mirror -- looks like projection at it's finest. haha [I'm not the one all hot and bothered and insulting people - just passing on some words of advice.] Thanks for caring about my sphincter, though.

But sure, go out and sun away if ya like - you'll just look old before your time (take a good look at Bridget Bardot if you still doubt)
...and have fun with your malignacies. Ever watch someone battle skin cancer? I have - oh yeah - good times

....and I'd hit it. KR looks like the kind of guy you could just hang with - not all that ego.

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That is China Chow's no-acting ass! How does she get all these hot dudes? And yes, I'd hit hit. It's Keanu...he's still hot.

I like Keanu, I think he's mega-cute. Even though he's hella pasty! I like him tanner free though, orange does not become him!

Your face!

I understand that tanning and spray tanning are out of control these days, what with all the orange people walking around and all but a little color never hurt anyone.
If he bathed, got a little sun kissed, eh, maybe.

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