Monday, June 16th 2008

A Gayelle Love Story

Phyllis Lyon, 84, and Del Martin, 87, plan to be among the first gay and gayelle couples to be legally married in San Francisco, CA at 5pm today. They have waited 55 years. Damn! 55 years of the same coochie? It must be true love.

When they first fell in love, they were fired from their jobs, risked being arrested and sent to electroshock therapy. They founded a social club for gayelles in San Francisco in 1955.

This will be their second time down the aisle. They married in 2004 when the mayor of San Francisco started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. The wedding picture of them holding each other was soon seen worldwide. The Supreme Court eventually voided all the licenses and killed the fun.

The clerk's office plans to stay open late today, so Phyllis and Del might not be the first gayelle couple married in the city. They don't seem to mind. Phyllis told AP, "We get along well. And we love each other."

Congrats to these two hot gayelle memaws! At least they know what they're getting into on their sexy wedding night. I still can't believe they've been together 55 years! I hope they put some hot sauce on the chocha from time to time to keep it spicy!

Thanks Dalia & Cheni Ali

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Linzee on June 16, 2008 - 6:41pm.

Funny that people like Bossy state that they "disagree" with gay marriage.

And her name's Bossy? Hmmm, imagine that

Lucy Goosey's picture

Much happiness to them!

Congratulations to California for being so progressive. Let's hope the other 49 states take notice.

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mike's picture

Good for them.

Winnyfranfran's picture

Awwwww! Congratulations to Phyllis and Del!

Thanks, Murph! It's just something we all have to get through on this path. Good luck to you, as well. Enjoy school... believe it or not those 3 years fly by fast.

Anyway, enough of my off-topic convo... I better start being productive :-)

Take care, Miz, and don't work too hard.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 4:51pm.
What would 2 80 something year old women need to register for? They have been together for 55 friggen years, I'm sure they have everything they need.

You never know, maybe there is a stunning set of napkin rings that have caught their eyes... or perhaps they have always secretly wished for a fancier toaster. Besides, maybe they are practical and just want a Target gift card so they can buy Depends and Metamucil.

Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!

madam s.'s picture

M.E.,

It would be pretty hot if they registered at Black Label Adult Toys and Frederick's of Hollywood. And don't forget the strippers for the bachelorette party.

MizRo's picture

Linz: new job, Dlisted BLOCKED big time.
It's for the better: things were really hairy here and I am doing well without it.

Re: topic - People should wake the hell up and realize that life is sooo short and difficult for the most part - who CARES whom they love?

Madame S: ditto.

It makes me uncomfortable to know that some people are so consumed with worrying other peoples' sexual preferences. Creepy, really.

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Linzee:

Don't know you and totally OT but good luck with the bar! My heart goes out to you.

Signed,
"Just Finished 1L Year" Murph

Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!

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What would 2 80 something year old women need to register for? They have been together for 55 friggen years, I'm sure they have everything they need.

Miz: doing o.k. considering I'm studying for the bar exam. Now THAT's the pits...

Haven't seen you around here lately. Busy with life?

And yes, the "struggle" over gay rights is a moot point to me. We as a society have evolved past the point of passing laws in direct response to irrational fear, prejudice, and hatred.

Murph's picture

OK,

That pic of them snuggling and the emotional people in the background made me a bit misty eyed. Wonder where they are registered? I want to "bless" them with the "wonderful" wedding gifts us heteros have been "enjoying" for years!!!
(Read: gravy boats, ugly glasses from Pier 1 when Murph didn't even register there, salad spinner, popcorn bowl...)

Murph totally approves and wishes them lick! (typo but keeping)

Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!

madam s.'s picture

Linzee,

I'm with you. I actually can't even get my head around what the argument is.

MizRo's picture

Hi Linzee!! *muah* How've you been?

And I agree with you: everyone has the right to love whom they wish as long as they are both consenting adults.

HI, MIZ!!!!

Hugs!!! How are you??

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Wowsers! I envy these ladies. I want to last this much and more with my other half too. Tho I'm not gay, but who cares. Yay for them.

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Funny that people like Bossy state that they "disagree" with gay marriage.

Ummm... on what possible basis???

That somebody out there is possible enjoying a mutually consenting intimate adult relationship with their loved one?

Not much to debate.

Congrats to this couple and cheers to another big step in the final frontier of the Civil Rights Movement!

MizRo's picture

55 years is a hella long time. Good for them, I wish them all the best.

Aw, so adorable. I love elderly couples. I constantly encourage my parents to hold hands during their walks. Moments like that warm my cold black heart.

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congrats!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 16, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
**runs in the room**
Did someone say Circle jerk???
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Show some decorum woman! Get in line...
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Damn don't you read??? It's a circle, we can all get our jerk on togezzer (that's my Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation, if you were wondering)! WHIP EM OUT!
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*knocks head on notebook* Sorry m8! I thought it was a small circle... My imagination had a serious lapse over there. I always underestimate the power of sharing combined with a good wank...

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Yea Lory!
It's a circle!

Teeheeheee.

Well, it's time for a cock-tail.

Have a great night kids!

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I live in SF - and I have to say it's about time! I'm getting married myself in October My fiance and I feel so happy this is happening for Gay Community. Why shouldn't they be allowed to marry who they love?! Go meemaws!!

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They're so cute! Best of luck to them.

Madam - I saw that and musta giggled for 20 minutes. Thanks for that!

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Submitted by Lory on June 16, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
**runs in the room**
Did someone say Circle jerk???
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Show some decorum woman! Get in line...
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Damn don't you read??? It's a circle, we can all get our jerk on togezzer (that's my Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation, if you were wondering)! WHIP EM OUT!

♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

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Viva,

Love your siggie!! xoxo

Clarisse's picture

VVL,
I'm a dirty little bird, but i embrace it!

Lory,
My bad, i ran right past the line!!

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Submitted by BBTBphile on June 16, 2008 - 6:06pm.

You obviously don't know how to joke properly, cuz we should all be laughing.

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My bad, my sense of humor is taking a nap. Sorry!

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
**runs in the room**

Did someone say Circle jerk???
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Show some decorum woman! Get in line...

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Let me dirty up your mind.

BBTBphile's picture

How can you not tell I'm joking!?

Love the gals!

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Submitted by BBTBphile on June 16, 2008 - 6:03pm.
THIS is what's destroying America!
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Excuse me? Don't you have a KKK rally to attend?

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Sláinte duine a ól.

Clarisse! A girl after my own heart!

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

BBTBphile's picture

THIS is what's destroying America!

All Hail Bush!
All Hail the righteous!

Misty's picture

Awww so cute!

My grandparents have been together (dating and married) for 59 years.

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**runs in the room**

Did someone say Circle jerk???

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

Lory's picture

They make such a lovely couple! They make me wanna adopt them, squeeze them and name them Laverne & Shirley... Shit! Just when I was writing about how shallow and miserable human race is, this news comes along. I'm glad to be proven wrong though.
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Bjork You's picture

I wuv this!

Have a nice day all and hug someone.

SeH's picture

AWWW! They are so sweet together! They deserve nothing but happiness, which they seem to have found. Such a poignant story. Love truly does comes in all forms.

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Bossy - you are entitled to your opinion, (hopefully) nobody will give you shit for that, as long as you present it with respect for other opinions. It could get boring if we all just sat around and circle-jerked each other, all having the same ideas and morals. Have at it.

Dee Dee... hi you whore! I took care of my problem and am footloose and fancy free!

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

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Submitted by Sofeckingloverly on June 16, 2008 - 2:36pm.
PS - hey "Bossy," thank you for keeping your little thoughts to yourself. Most appreciated. It's too nice a day to get into a fight with the feebleminded.

I'm not feeble minded. I stated my opinion (a right which I have as much as everyone else here) and I stated it respectfully. Likewise I read all of your opinions and accepted them respectfully, wish you could do the same with mine rather than throw out a name simply because I don't think like you.

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Hekki's picture

Mazel Tov, ladies!

(I'm not Jewish, but "mazel tov" just fits the occasion.)

madam s.'s picture

What should their celebrity couple name be? PhyDel maybe. They definitely seem to know about fidelity, cute mamas.

if a gay guy is a "mo" maybe these two are "monas"? married monas? :)

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

I think they are lovely..

that's all...
Oh..and I wish them well

Sofeckingloverly's picture

PS - hey "Bossy," thank you for keeping your little thoughts to yourself. Most appreciated. It's too nice a day to get into a fight with the feebleminded.

Sofeckingloverly's picture

Finally. About Fecking Time! (PS - congrats to Phyllis and Del, here's to many many more years together!)

Bossy's picture

Hmm, everyone's adding some pretty supportive and nice comments.

I'm going to have to disagree and leave it at that because I don't really want to get into a b*tch brawl, which seems inevitable with this issue. Suffice it to say that my opinion greatly differs from the majority here.

~*Head Bitch*~