Burger King Gold Card?!
Hugh Laurie gave an interview to The Times and he talked about how strange fame is and shit. He said, “[Being famous means that] you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you've got to go past a line of people who can't get a table - and that's a bad feeling. I've [been given] a Burger King Gold Card."
Say what?! Apparently, this Burger King Gold Card will get you an endless supply of free burgers for life. Your way. Jay Leno is also the proud recipient of one, even though that whore is the last person who needs a card for free burgers.
A BK Gold Card may sound delicious, but your toilet will not appreciate that shit. Literally.
This is just another example of rich ass celebrities getting dumb crap for free. What's next?! A Con Edison Platinum card for free electricity? I shouldn't joke. They probably already have that.
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Hugh Laurie is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
ImpertinentVixen,
RE: The Cat's Meow. Brilliant Chaplin! Yawnsville Snaggletooth (as always.)
He's also in Shadow Of A Vampire w/Defoe and Malkovich!
Lory,
Jellus! I tell ya, all those years watching his stand-up, i never thought i'd be watching his sex-scenes! Weird!
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Submitted by phoenix62 on June 17, 2008 - 1:04pm.
He should get his personal assistant to do that, privately. That would really piss BK off, because they'd have to fork out the food to people who are actually hungry AND not get publicity for it (who cares what an assistant does?)
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Apparently, this Burger King Gold Card will get you an endless supply of free burgers for life. Your way. Jay Leno is also the proud recipient of one, even though that whore is the last person who needs a card for free burgers.....
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All in the name of advertising. They aren't stupid.
Any way they can get someone well known to be seen buying the crap they make, the better. Spears probably has a gold card from Rite Aid and Starbucks....
What Hugh should do is buy a bunch of crap from them (or have someone do it for him, I'm sure he's got more pressing shit to do) and give it all to the homeless and poor and shit. Not once or twice, but all the goddamn time. That would piss off the CEO of BK, I'm sure.
Than again, maybe not. They'd see that shit as a plug for BK....and feeding the poor. Pfft.
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I love Hugh, hes nothing like his character on House..but I love House. His brilliance makes up for his crabbie attitude.
to mawy...
so all the bks suck? maybe they should work on that!
it is weird the way the world works. :(
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 16, 2008 - 8:50pm.
He should go to Burger King and order a Big Mac just to fuck with them.
Love the Hughness.
Eddie Iz lovers: He played Charlie Chaplin in an otherwise snoozefest of a movie called "The Cat's Meow" where Snaggletooth played Marion Davies, the object of his affection. It's worth checking out for Eddie's smashing Chaplin performance.
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Thank you for the heads up on Eddie, Vixen! I am totally gonna watch it!
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yeah, that seems right... free food for life for rich people... yep, just makes sense
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I recall reading somewhere that the reason why Robert Downey Jr. quit doing drugs was because of Burger King. It was the middle of the night or something and he was just eating a Quarter Pounder there and felt like total shit. See true story, Burger King can make you quit drugs!
Your face!
He should go to Burger King and order a Big Mac just to fuck with them.
Love the Hughness.
Eddie Iz lovers: He played Charlie Chaplin in an otherwise snoozefest of a movie called "The Cat's Meow" where Snaggletooth played Marion Davies, the object of his affection. It's worth checking out for Eddie's smashing Chaplin performance.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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It's the same logic used when I go into a richer part of the city and the parking meters are far cheaper than say, for example, in the Mission District. You get 7 minutes for 25 cents, while in another far richer area, you get 14-20 minutes for 25 cents. Also, why is the gas cheaper in Marin County compared to other parts of SF or even in OAkland?!?!
Your face!
just the thought of eating BK actually makes me not envious of the rich and famous if that's considered an incentive
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I've never understood the "celebrity gets everything free" school of thought; if anyone should pay for things it's wealthy people.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Lory,
Glam trannie Eddie…I loved from the moment I saw his stand-up years and years ago!
Bloke Eddie, I love him equally, but he causes tingles in my jingles!!
This weekend i od'd on Izzard. I got the 1st season from Amazon and watched the whole farkin thing!!!
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You lucky bitch!!! I would have had multiple orgasms from the moment I got my hands on the parcel... I r offishally jelliz now... :(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory,
Glam trannie Eddie…I loved from the moment I saw his stand-up years and years ago!
Bloke Eddie, I love him equally, but he causes tingles in my jingles!!
This weekend i od'd on Izzard. I got the 1st season from Amazon and watched the whole farkin thing!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Lory,
I am going to put my Izzard stalker hat on and say...
Do you get FX??? If you do, you have to watch "The Riches".
HAVE TOOOOOO!
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I do get FX!!!! Eddie is THE MAN! I've always loved that crazy fucker. In drag in a suit, I just LOVE HIM!!!! This is why I like your ass, you sure have a great taste you horrr! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory,
I am going to put my Izzard stalker hat on and say...
Do you get FX??? If you do, you have to watch "The Riches".
HAVE TOOOOOO!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
There are no words to describe Hugh's hotness. He can say anything with that incredible dry humor he possesses and still make it sound like music.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I like the arrogantly funny Hugh now, he likes the BURGER KING.. :D w/rings I hope.LOL
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I love you Hnrbl George Colthurst St. Barleigh!!!
How sad that this man has been acting for over 30 years, and he's just now "famous"...
*edit cuz i can't spell for crap.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I'll give you my own special BJ Gold Card Hugh.
All you have to do is ask. No lines. No waiting. and you can have it all your way.
And no crappy diarreah for 3 days afterward.
Hugh Laurie is the man.
I'd ride him and ride him hard.
DeeDee:
Hugh looks good in EVERY PIC!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I would even eat nasty a** BK if I was with my main man, Hugh! Love, love, love him ~ just in case you didn't notice.
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Don't y'all talk nasty about my next husband. He deserves that Burger King card.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 16, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 16, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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I have been very fortunate in my experiences with LA restaurants. I was in Jerry's Deli the day that staff told Britney that she couldn't be seated because her claque would disturb the other patrons.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Whopper with cheese...mmmmm.
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 16, 2008 - 4:33pm.
It's people like him that make me have to wait a fucking month before I can get reservations at Mozza!
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And Chuck E. Cheese! Our reservation for my niece's birthday party were bumped when Hayden Panettiere decided she wanted to have dinner in the VIP room.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's people like him that make me have to wait a fucking month before I can get reservations at Mozza!
Submitted by forever.now on June 16, 2008 - 4:21pm.
if I got something like that I would give it to someone who needed it more than me. there are so many people who could benefit more from something like that. :(
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I don't think ANYONE would benefit from a BK gold card (barf). But I see your point. Why do these rich ass douchebag celebs get an endless supply of free stuff when they're the ones who need it least? This world sucks.
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oh! this reminds me of an old friend's boyfriend. she was impressed he would make reservations "dr." his name to get faster seating. I always wondered what he'd do if there was a medical emergency at the restaurant! so, at least hugh laurie really is who he says (in case of an acting emergency). :)
if I got something like that I would give it to someone who needed it more than me. there are so many people who could benefit more from something like that. :(
Mmmm... burgers...
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Sorry, Hugh, I was distracted by your hotness. What were you saying?
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Have it YOUR way
Have it your waaaaaaay
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
ummm, whoppers with cheese and extra mayo.... umm small chocolate shake..
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
oh great! now he has something to offer the tweens!
**see blind items**
Celebrities scream about greedy CEO's and shit, but those CEO's at least Pay for what they can afford!!! They shouldn't go screaming about the Gov't when they're the biggest bunch of greedy freeloaders I've ever seen!
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I'd rather have a McD's Gold Card.
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by TOPANGA on June 16, 2008 - 12:53pm.
ITA: For every BK Gold Card there should be PB Pink Card redeemable everywhere.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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They put sperm in burgers and stick the fries up their rectum , someone told me! Gold card for sperm and poo, not for me ta! True story!
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
Submitted by Morbidosity on June 16, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 16, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I'm going to tell the drive thru that I have a BK Gold Card and see what they do. LMAO
_________ OMG !! YES!! Do it and tell us how it turns out.
hahaha. ok, I will.
Does anyone know his pin #?? :)
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I hope that card comes with a life long supply of Pepto Bismal to go with all that BK sh** that will be spewing out of both ends of your body when done eating it.
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Laurie said: “[Being famous means that] you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you've got to go past a line of people who can't get a table - and that's a bad feeling."
Well, if then don't accept the privilege. Oh, I forgot, he's also Bertie Wooster.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Damn, he is hot.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 16, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I'm going to tell the drive thru that I have a BK Gold Card and see what they do. LMAO
_________ OMG !! YES!! Do it and tell us how it turns out.
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At least he acknowleges that the privileges are ridicules! I wonder if he still takes advantage of the free cramp or does he turn down some of it? He would be a fool to turn down all of it.
Hell I'm surprised people recoginize him. He has a real strung-out-look about him.
Wonder if RD Jr. has one.. esp after he said that shitty BK burgers made him quit drugs.