Monday, June 16th 2008

Another Day, Another Drama

Amy Wino packed up her portable crack pipe and a few yards of dead horse hair and headed for the clinic this afternoon after fainting at her home. UsWeekly reports that after Wino fell down or whatever, her daddy took her to the hospital.

Her spokesbitch said, "Bitch just ODed for the 1000th time. No bigee."

Naw, her rep really sad, "Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."

Bitch probably fainted because her crackhive weighs about 15 tons! The doctors are going to have to perform an emergency crackhive extraction. After that, they will change out Wino's blood again. She does that quarterly.

Her rep went on to say that she may have to stay in the hospital overnight for observation. She was probably all giddy at the thought of a morphine drip. They seriously need to close the door, lock it and pray for the best.

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

MK has just informed me Heart Angelina has once again been banned.

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oklahoma's picture

Viva??!! *Screams* OMG, I can't believe that one pic is her.. in your bottom link.. She was gorgeous!! *GULP*

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Shit..i thought this no-talent piece of crap was dead!! Never give up fuckhead, keep hitting the pipe and one day you will OD!!!!

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

She looks like she has crawled out of a coffin and is the walking dead

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

M.E.'s picture

Damn. A failed OD.

FUCK!

DebFrmHell's picture

VLL, I think it was the Hollywood, FL PD site that showed a young woman (aged from like 18-28) in a series of mug shots that they had over a ten year time span. Freakin' crack aged her about 30 yrs. It was part of a series they were doing about drugs and prostitution being victimless crimes.

They really made a point because I cannot think of one addict, self included, that does not think about their beauty regime first thing in the morning.

LOL. (but so much)

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christine the hoff's picture

@Viva
that timeline is fucking horrifying. she ruined a perfect body....
damn, I wish I had more time to play today, but I have to clean the everloving shit outta this house..

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The Real Mimi's picture

There's only so much you can do for someone like this. The more you rescue her, she doesn't get any better. People need to stop hiring her for shows, etc. Stop rewarding the crazy behavior.

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Wino won't get help unless she wants to. It is sad watching her die a slow death everyday. :(

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Detox!!

Her body is wasting away. It's going to take a miracle for her to become healthy. Wino's dad should have got her help a long time ago. I would not be surprised if she passes away within the next day or two. I really do think it is sad but we make our own choices in life.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 2:19pm.
"Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests"

Er, Pat, can those doctors buy a clue?
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They're too busy doing bumps off her blood, and shots of her urine. They'll get around to that later, after they've come down.

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Zexy!
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"Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests"

Er, Pat, can those doctors buy a clue?

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DebFrmHell's picture

I musta got me a doctors deeplmomomoma ona waaalll cussin' eeeye knows whazzer probl'm is.

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I was looking through old pics of her that were in a timeline, and the horrible metamorphosis from 3 short yrs ago to today is fucking mind blowing.

http://www.liverpool.com/assets/_files/images/jul_07/lb_liv__1183538070_...
http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-t...

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Stoney's picture

*bites tongue*

Amy needs Papa Spears. And a good kick in the ass!

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D.R.'s picture

She needs some healthy food, some sleep, a few thousand baths--oh yeah, and *stay away from crack.*

In the first picture, her skin actually looks okay. They seriously need to put her on the A&E show, "Intervention." She literally gets arrested or taken to the hospital several times a week. It's time to stop.

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HMMMM IS SHE PREGNANT WITH A CRACKBABY?

weenielover's picture

translation: rehab, yes, yes, yes...

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Amy looks sick. Far to skinny and her skin is so dingy. I hope she gets the help she needs. Poor girl. If this is true of course. Us Weekly is a little shady but I wish Amy only the best.

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" Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."

They don't read the internet? Newspapers?
Tests?
Waste.Of.Time.

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Wash.Rinse.Repeat.

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Oh gawd, next we'll find out she is pregnant.
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moonmaid's picture

Can't they just bring her to Eric Clapton's rehab place in Antigua and leave her there for about a year?

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They're unsure of the cause?!?!?!?!??!

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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They should just put her on crazy lockdown like they did with Britney.
But then DON'T release her to her dad. I have a feeling he contributes to this mess.

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