Afternoon Crumbs

Chelsea Handler also ripped her a new one on her show last night - for wearing such a stupid shirt.

It doesn't matter if Jessica is taking a jab at Carrie Underwood. Carrie is much more a lady than her. She has grammys, people's choice awards, country music awards, etc. I don't think she is sweating this bimbo with an 1/8 of a brain.

gotta love the arrested development in ye ole cumdump. She's how fucking old? Yeah, I know papa Joe always tells her what a good little girl she is, but dman, she should TRY to be a woman. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

I guess there's something about being a child killer that just sucks the hot right out of a person.

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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08

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gayhart is fugly in the fugly bikini...
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sexy motherfucker...

Rebecca fuckface is a murderer

xoxox

The war isn't working.

I told y'all she was sucking the peen to keep the Romo!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

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The more I look at this, the more it pisses me off. I am not a vegetarian, by the way...Jessica's stupidity and her nastiness just make me sick. Why the hell is Tony Romo sticking around (if he is)? I want to see him dump her in the most public, hurtful way possible.

And what the fuck is a real girl? Is this like Pinocchio wanting to be a real boy? That shirt is infantile.

*stewing*

Well at least we now know (though we may not CARE) that Kim Ka-something's arse is real. Just look at those supporting thighs! I, for one, am definitely not ready for this jelly.

Submitted by Rocket on June 16, 2008 - 4:40pm.

PETA is already on her ass:

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/06/top_five_reason.php
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Thanks, hate these dog-killing fuckers, but it's nice of them to put this mildly retarded genetically challenged hick out of her misery -- one can only hope.

& I think that's what she -- or her skeezer dad -- are going for: goading PETA into making a poor wittle southern gal-victim of the big bad lefties. Dumb cunt doesn't get it, no one likes her tired plastic cooch.

"Animals are tasty and nutritious. We should eat them." - Ted Nugent.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Real girls eat daddy meat = what Simp meant.

Submitted by Lillianne on June 16, 2008 - 7:37pm.

this is actually a planned slap in the face to Carrie Underwood, Tony's previous girl friend who dumped him. Carrie is a vegetarian and you know how superficial and dangerous vegetarians are.
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Finally - something that makes sense.

The whole slogan is a little ridiculous. WTF is a "Real Girl" supposed to be? And no, I'm not vegetarian. In fact, I'm eating meat right now:)

♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola

Jessica is actually very intimidated by Carrie who has many of the awards that Jessica believes should have been bestowed upon herself.

this is actually a planned slap in the face to Carrie Underwood, Tony's previous girl friend who dumped him. Carrie is a vegetarian and you know how superficial and dangerous vegetarians are.

Is she serious or is that some sort of sexual innuendo?

hey jessucka:

MEAT: IT'S WHAT'S ROTTING IN YOUR COLON.

between the fake hair, tits, nose, lip injections and apparent botox at a young age, she should not be wearing any shirt that attempts to portray herself as a "real" anything. EXCEPT A REAL SHITTY CAREER SHE HAS GOING!

Wonder what the back says?

Thanks Rocket!!!

I only object to the term "girls". If you're 24, you qualify as a "woman". Somehow the slogan has more weight as "Real women eat meat."

Just a little nitpick.

Oh this should of been the "caption this..." picture. The captions for this chick are soooo easy.

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PETA is already on her ass:

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/06/top_five_reason.php

Rocket:

I'm right there with you on PETA jumping her ass. Let the countdown to PETA tourturing Jessica begin....5..4..3..2..1.

As a Cowboy fan my whole life and growing up in Dallas. I beg Romo to drop this stupid bicth like a bad habit. You left Carrie Underwood for this?

Stoney:
Romo played so well because his dumb ass girlfriend wasn't there. Maybe he should follow that same idea when football season starts.

Roddddddddd! hi hun! And yes Chestica...please take off the Cowboy hat! You are bringing bad luck to them!

Take off the Cowboys hat right now you stupid skank ass no talent bitch. Damn whore!!! All of Dallas are embarrassed by you.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

I am so glad that JS now advertises her other talents. This must help Daddy's pimping claims regarding her "skills".
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I've got no problem with Obama having a side piece, but he should find someone more discreet.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Jessica, please go away. Far, far away. Thank you.

Love & kisses, dramaqueen365247

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Real women don't suck their daddies dick either.. wonder if anyone told Chestica?

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Jessica is a dumb fucking idiot, plain & simple. I know that's not funny or clever of me, but sometimes the truth is enough...

C U Next Tuesday, I almost died laughing when you called her a "country shitkicker." So true!

Is Paula Abduls friend part midget? Can you be part midget? Her head is huge and yet her body looks miniature... And is she wearing a bikini under that jacket??

I once saw an Amish midget waitress in Baltimore, she makes me think of her. I need a hug. And by hug I mean bong.

Someone stuff this ho's pie hole with a shit sandwich so she will STFU.

If ScarJo and Obama actually hooked up, they could have a couple name like Scarjack! Jobama!

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I like the shirt.

Kim needs to cover the crack. Or coinslot. Whatever you might call it. I don't need to see it.

I actually agree with the shirt, except that it seems more than a little ironic on a dumb heifer like her.

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That shirt is not cute at all. And since shes wearing it, it looks like an advertisement for sucking DICK. This country shitkicker needs to go away already

■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

Maybe if you combine the IQ's of Jessica and Romo - you just *might* have enough intelligence to tie shoelaces without drooling all over yourself first.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés

Thanks Rocket. I didn't know Carrie is a Vegan. Looks like a shot her to me.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

Yes C. Underpants is a vegan.

Is this dumb bitch dissing Carrie Underwears?! - Hollywood Tuna

The guy on Hollywood Tuna made laugh. That was so funny. Why would this be a diss to Carrie??? Is she a Vegan.

Kim is just plain cute. I like her and her ass.

ScarJo and Obama are totally have cyber sex - Gross

Matthew McConaughey is HAWT.

I think Brit has been looking much better recently. The sketches don't do her justice.

Pam Anderson is totally going to marry Tommy Lee again

Yeah, Pam might. They might also get divorced again. I am surprised there is no law how many times you can marry someone.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

From Jessica's interview in Glamour Magazine:

JS: Well, I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life; acting is something I'm learning. It's fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it's a horrible film, but because it's an independent film.

She is incredibly stupid, and untalented.

I got a little pink sausage for Jessica to eat....

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 16, 2008 - 12:47pm.

Poor Chace.
When you're appearing on MuchMusic... well, unless you're Canadian, you need to be asking your agent: "Is this the best you can do?"
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LOL! For reals. I live right down the street and the only thing I know about the event, really, is that 2 of the guys that built that stage were ultra hot and it took them until almost 5 am to take it all down.

♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola

Mrs. Obama better keep an eye on her husband...Scarlett Johansson looks like trouble.

Submitted by OnTaRiOgUrL on June 16, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I can't believe Tony dumped Carrie for this Douchebag can she even cook a hamburger ?

No, she can not cook a hamburger.
The last time she was sent to the grocery store to buy organic free range chicken we found her days later wondering around a shooting range with a butterfly net making rooster noises and asking people if the chicken was really free if you caught it yourself.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

That has to be one of the worst pictures of Pam Anderson I've seen.

Poor Chace.
When you're appearing on MuchMusic... well, unless you're Canadian, you need to be asking your agent: "Is this the best you can do?"
If you're Canadian, you should be calling your agent to say, "Thanks, eh?"
By the way, Chace wears that SAME t-shirt.

I can't believe Tony dumped Carrie for this Douchebag can she even cook a hamburger ?

Real Girls Suck Cock?

Real men do too, honey.

I get the feeling Jessica is not Tony's dream wide reciever. Shes a sloppy tight end and he has no desire to toss the ball to her.

Im saying i think hes gay and hes not that into her because she doesnt have the cocks and balls.

Thats what joe has on him!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.