Angie Jolie Still Wants This
At the launch of his new album (yeah, he has those), Billy Bob Thornton tried to make a funny about his ex-wife Angelina Jolie.
BB said, "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
Why would she ever go back to that wax corpse? Besides, Brad Pitt is going to look like that in a couple of years after Angie's vagina finishes sucking all the hot out of him.
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
Source: AskMen
Thanks Anna
he looks like nick rhodes from duran duran.
What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site
-----''A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
What has happened to his face? He looks like he has been sprayed with super glue and stood in a wind tunnel. Silly boy, I used to like him.
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billy bob really loves couches. :)
I love you Michael K. Those descriptions were so right on, and this coming from Brangeloonie.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Billy Bob looks like he can't stand the thought of tossing another salad.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 7:52pm.
TV where you been, sailor. I haven't left yet. still trying to figure out what I want that is still open. Cannot bring myself to eat another salad. Going to Houston Weds to meet IG and Nitty for lunch.
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that sounds like SO much fun!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:29pm.
JH, Nitty tells me it is because school is out. Being a non-breeder I didn't get it. All these people who have been members for three nanoseconds and some are very hateful.
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Sorry Deb and Mr. Pres. James Haven had to read some fan mail. James Haven too has noticed that there are some very mean spirited posters. Sad, isn't it? James Haven pictures mean little trolls banging away at their computer.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Thread hopping. Billy Bob Thornton? I have nothing but respect for the man.
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TV where you been, sailor. I haven't left yet. still trying to figure out what I want that is still open. Cannot bring myself to eat another salad. Going to Houston Weds to meet IG and Nitty for lunch.
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what kind of band does he have? with a name like Billy Bob, he better be pickin' a banjo
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Well, I guess I should turn in. Goodnight Deb, and thanks for all the kind words today. Cheers.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
And when she comes back, she's not gonna shit right for a week
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Ditto after 10 and I am still considering what to do for dinner.
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Watching TV and stuff. Almost time to turn in, myself. Miss the old days of Brit and Hohan during crazy shit. Oh, well. Maybe Miley will spice things up someday.
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Reminds me of MarcoPolo game they are playing with on Nissan commercials only with Celeb posts...lol
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Mr. Prez what brings you out this late. Methinks JH has gone for a few.
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Good to see you James.Thanks for confirming what I always thought. Billy Bob is an ass. Have you seen his "band" in concert?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I thought TV was out here somewhere too, but it looks like all the kids are gone sleepy time.
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Found it, Deb. Thanks.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
JH when this came out we were wondering where you were to explain this tomf---ery.
**blushing** I think BBT is sexay but it is probably and age thing...lol.
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JH, Nitty tells me it is because school is out. Being a non-breeder I didn't get it. All these people who have been members for three nanoseconds and some are very hateful.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Thanks Deb! So sad. The NC used to be jumpin'!
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JH very much so. I took about a 5 hour nap and came back to this... i am ok with it, but i am always happy to see your smiling face.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:20pm.
JH thank heavens you are here. I thought is was all ***crickets*** nite on Dlisted
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Hi Deb. Quiet tonight?
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JH thank heavens you are here. I thought is was all ***crickets*** nite on Dlisted
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James Haven prays this is not true!! BillyBob was tougher then Brad, to live with! He wouldn't let James Haven eat dinner with them! James Haven had to eat his meal in the linen closet!
And let's not forget the time they had a dinner party and made James Haven dress up as a waiter! James Haven is allergic to cavier and had welts all over his face after BillyBob forced him to serve it!
Then there was that Christmas where BillyBob made James Haven dress up as the Grinch! Talk about embarrassing when James Haven's costume split up the middle!
The list goes on and on. If BillyBoob dares go near Angie, James Haven will be forced to go Rambo on his ass!
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that;s a pretty fuckin funny comment..even tho he;s a wife beating cheater
xoxox
The war isn't working.
so when did Billy Bob start looking like a young Jimmy Carter?
and how is it he looks younger than he did 10 years ago when he was fake banging Halle Berry?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Maybe the salt and pepper grey hair...
Maybe the skankalicious past...
Maybe the crow's feet...
I think he is one hot peice of man meat. (if I might borrow a roll of duck tape to close up his pie hole???)
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All I can say is, wow. Mk your completely imaginative w/ that there scenario. You took me there. Back to High School I mean.
Billy Bob's hairplugs are clearly implanted too tight for him to make that statement. He's all looking at himself in the mirror: "Yeah, she wants all a this...."
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Billy Bob makes for a hot pedophile...I really liked him in Bad Santa. But Angelina won't happen again dude, keep dreaming!
Your face!
K2:
Ha!totally!
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This was a FAKE story set up over at DEFAMER. It's in the A CALL TO THE BULLPEN section. Jeeeeez louise. C'mon people.
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
TOO Fing funny! And I like them.
LMFAO.
Oh Mickael K, how I love you so!
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Michael K. you are one damn funny guy.
Like the saying goes, "the truth is said in jest". He may have been joking, but I guarantee he finds that relationship as pathetic as most of us do. She won't run back to him - but he obviously gets a real sense of what is going on in that relationship - considering they both have admitted to keeping in contact and talking often. She probably cries her eyes out to BB and then has phone sex with him!
@stoney & others -
not musical theatre people like Babs, Liza, etc. I was talking about would-be rock star actors.
as in:
Bruce Willis
BBT
Lindsay Lohan
Jared Leto
Don Johnston (heartbeat, it's a lovebeat!)
etc.
These types are not offering us much in the way of artistry, imho.
this is how obsessed love angelina and heart angelina is check this out
http://teamsugar.com/user/LOVE+ANGELINA
ok, so why do the 3 forehead spikes? really, BB- it looks kinda creepy. slick that shit back.
HAhAha! Love Billy Bob! I fuckin' loved those two together! That shit was awesome! Love that he said this!!! hahah! And I woudn't bet my paycheck that he gets proven wrong either! The truth is, Angie is famous for going through Phases regarding her relationships. She was Madly in Love with all these people, She's a serial monogomist. Just ask er ex-Girlfriend Jenny Shimizu. She said Brad doesn't know what's coming to him! And some Humility might do Brad some good!
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Jonny Lee MIller!! Now that is one man i cannot fault Holie for getting her meat-hooks into!!!
Mmmm mmmm GOOD!
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BBT once said in an interview that he was there for Jolie when she needed him. I guess like Jonny Lee MIller he is telling her your on your own.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Christina Aguilera
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 11:37am.
I am a sucker for a good MGM or RKO musical. Seeing Fred and Ginger dance can bring tears to my eyes on a badd day, so I get a little emotional about it when I see some of today's "talent".
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Correction: Brad used to be the captain of the football team, now he's a hot teacher/coach. I thought it was common knowledge that Brody Jenner is the new captain of the football team because brad graduated and went off to college.
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And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
Mikey, just like the Commodores' "Lady," you bring me up when I'm down. Bwah. This is too hilarious, and too dead on true.
I know Billy Bob is a big joker, but really.