Monday, June 16th 2008

Trouble Got Screwed!

Stop what you're doing right now and get on the phone to your congressman, pimp, sugar daddy or whomever! Trouble is in trouble! As you know, Leona Helmsley left her beloved poochie $12 million and screwed her grandchildren for "for reasons which are known to them."

Well, some dumb bitch of a judge stole $10 million of Trouble's cash! Okay, he didn't really steal it, but he overturned her will and gave $10 million to charity and $6 million to her two gold digging grandchildren.

Trouble has been left with a pathetic $2 million. That judge basically put Trouble in the damn poor house! Now she has to move out of her mansion and into the women's shelter.

The judge decided to fuck over Trouble after Leona's dumb grandchildren filed papers in March claiming she was crazy in the brains when she signed her will in 2005. They worked out a deal with the HBICs of Leona's estate that if they withdrew their objection, the will would be changed. The deal was signed off by a judge and the Attorney General's Office.

Trouble's caretaker, Carl Lekic, told the New York Post that $2 million should be enough for her. He said her annual expenses are only $190,000 which includes guardian fee, security, grooming, food and medical care. So he's in on it too?

These people should be ashamed of themselves! When you see a raggedy Trouble roaming the streets of Florida shouting, "old clothes for sale," you know who is to be blame.

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what was to have happened to the money after trouble died? maybe it was to go to charity then?

$190,000/year seems like an enormous amount to me, but there must be limitations on what the dog's caretakers could spend or the cost of care would be more.

I think she just made it such an outrageous total amount to p.o. her offspring. she probably realized that even her lavish lifestyle could be achieved for a dog for a lot less than $12 million.

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I remember studying Helmsley's will in my Trusts & Estates class last fall. Supposedly the reason she didn't leave any to the other two grandkids was that they were supposed to name at least one of their children after her or Harry, and neither of them did. Pretty stupid, but hey -- every good golddigger knows you've got to kiss some ass to get the dough!

I personally don't think ANYONE should be allowed to leave huge sums of dough to their offspring -- that's what leads to idiotic fuckers like George W. Bush, who have no concept of what it takes to earn money. (Hence his "You work 3 jobs? That's fantastic. Uniquely American, isn't it?" comment.)

However, UNTIL some sort of measure is put into place whereby inheritances will be limited, the courts need to keep their damn noses out of it. What happened to the idea of testamentary freedom? That old lady was mean and batshit crazy, but her grandkids didn't earn that money -- she and her husband did. She should be allowed to decide where it goes, not some judge who has no idea of what went on behind closed doors in the Helmsley household.

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This shit is hillarious! however its sad that a will can be over turned. thats what i heard the hiltons did years ago when conrad hilton left most of his fortune to charity and only 1 million to each of his family members. someone of the hiltons sued the charity and got all the money back. well. i guess in the end not even wills are a garauntee. geez life sucks.

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My Trouble gets by on less than $190,000. He gets dry food a lot.

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I'm sorry, but that is just all sorts of wrong. Leona was a grade A biotch, but there was obviously a reason she didn't leave the money to those people, and left it for her dog instead. She had to be somewhat coherent when she signed the papers, right? Or the judge/court at that time wouldn't have let her continue with it.
I don't think it was fair of the judge to give those leeches even a cent of that money. She didn't intend for them to ever have it.

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"Trouble in Paradise"

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Bawahhhhaaaa!
I bet Leona is crawling out of her grave with a 2x4 to beat the judge with.

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Submitted by boomchakaboom on June 16, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Leona was a first rate bitch. I'm glad her will was overturned and charity got some benefit. It's asinine and beyond hateful to leave that kind of money to a freakin' dog. Her grandchildren were not necessarily bad just because Leona left them out of her will. She was just a first rate bitch.
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You summed it up right there pretty well. There is NO reason a dog needs 12 million dollars, no matter what some loony, greedy excuse of a human being writes into her will. All of you saying her "will was dishonored" should really consider the circumstances and look up what kind of person she was. I'm glad that charities will get most of it. They need it a heck of a lot more than some stupid little dog. About her rights being violated, spare me. This will was a BIG exception. Most people don't leave millions to a dog. The charities will put it to better use. I mean, a freakin dog! It blows my mind how inconsiderate that is of other people when there are all types of problems poor people in the world face that could be solved with that money.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 16, 2008 - 11:57am.

That is truly fucked up. A will should be honored
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ITA, madam s. - it's gotta be right up there on the top of rude things to do in one's life...but then I also think - I guess the seed doesn't fall too far from the tree.......

And THEN I think - I had a dog for 13 years. The most expensive thing I ever had to do for him was put him down and even that was only $250...and my dog never once asked me how our finances were.

In fact, I think the happiest time in his life was when he realized we were going to live in the park for a couple days ;p So 2 million is pretty damn good.

But STILL! If you can't trust your own family to respect your wishes in death then how you can trust anyone ever? I can't believe that there wasn't one of her kids that said: "Fuck that, I don't need her damn money anyway - I can make my own." Pretty sad, if you ask me.

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greedy humans!woof :O Trouble needs a movie.
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Looks like the judge 'screwed the pooch.'

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That is truly fucked up. A will should be honored. She donated almost ALL of her money to the charities she supported and then left that $12 million to Trouble because that's what she damn well wanted. She left the kids and moneygrubbing grandkids out for a reason. I think this sucks hard.

Team Trouble!

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Submitted by loozer on June 16, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I live on less than $25,000 a year.

Wow that pay really sucks.

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Is Leona in hell right now? That would make me feel better. The dog is the only one she could get along with. Probably because they're both bitches.

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Excuse me, but a dog has annual expenes of $190,000?? I live on less than $25,000 a year.

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Trouble needs a good lawyer. There is usually a good reason people are left out of the will.

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Boooooo! She left out those grandkids for a reason.

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can trouble sue? how can the judge make this decision...
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Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I think it's pretty obvious that any stupid whore who leaves $12 million to a dog is off her rocker

You know that dog runs and hides under the sofa every single times it smells penut butter or hears some one yell "special kisses"
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Submitted by stake_spike on June 16, 2008 - 12:29pm.

He SHOULD have stayed out of it. Whether he agreed or not, it was HER wish and she was entitled to have it carried out til the end. No fucking rights anymore.

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I don't mind the charities getting the cash, but those greedy grandchildren get some too? That's messed up. For whatever reason, as stated in her will, she didn't want them getting anything, I don't see why the judge thought they should. He should've given most of it charity.

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Thats unbelievable. How can a judge do that??? You're will is supposed to be upheld. Thats some bullshit. Whats the point of having a will if the fucking judge can just over turn it??? That some sad shit.

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I think its sad that, in spite of her hating her gradchildren for whatever reason, she didnt have another soul, another person that she felt a more meaningful connection with. The only thing she felt loved by was a dog....what miserable soul she must have been in life....

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Leona was a first rate bitch. I'm glad her will was overturned and charity got some benefit. It's asinine and beyond hateful to leave that kind of money to a freakin' dog. Her grandchildren were not necessarily bad just because Leona left them out of her will. She was just a first rate bitch.

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I think it's pretty obvious that any stupid whore who leaves $12 million to a dog is off her rocker.

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Do her grandkids own these "charitable organizations"?

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12 million for a fucking DOG?!
Couldn't this ugly bitch give the money to charity or something??

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Please, it's not over.

The Executor of Leona's estate will challenge this. These ungrateful, greedy grandkids won't seen penny of her money until the estate has been bankrupted due to this protracted, frivolous litigation.

That's no doubt the of grandchildren's goal. But the Judge is an idiot. Children have no right to inheritance. Naturally, neither do grandchildren. But if they (the grandchildren)can afford to challenge the Estate, a bunch of Attorney's will rack up some major billable time.

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Old Leona was crazy as hell!!

I don't think her grandchildren should get a dime of the money. They didn't earn it!! The must be pretty messed up for their gramma to not leave them a damn thingl

And as for Trouble his handlers would have went through the money anyway. The one good thing is some was donated to charity. Hopefully that money is put to good use.

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Greedy ass grandkids! They should go work and actually make some money for themselves. I am going to spend every single cent of my moolah before I kick out.

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Jealous bitches!

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Quick! Someone make a little sign to hang around his neck! Should read: Will trick for money. That poor dog will be in the dog house.

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Ok, so they can decide to do w/ her money, but w/ Anna Nicole's husbands money, they argued and argued over it?? Total crap.. Give me a break.. I think this is fishy.. I think this is total Joliey.. LOL..

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oooooo, Leona is going to haunt that judge.....

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Some people may not agree with Leona's decision but it was HER money to give, that is fucked up they decided what to do with the money. Even if it was for a dog, its her fucking money. Sons of bitches. Yeah I'm mad, they have no fucking respect.

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