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When the Old Bitches on the Retirement Block announced their return, I nearly blew a wad of Pop Rocks. When they finally performed on "Today" or whatever, they were shaky, but I figured after a few pops of Viagra and a couple of rubs of Ben-Gay, they would get it together. Well, these bitches haven't. Last night, they performed at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto and that shit is like a depressing movie. Every wobbly note they sang made me feel more and more empty inside.
They really should rename the tour, "The Mid-Life Crisis Tour of 2008," because that's what this shit looks like.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still going to waste money to see their mess in concert. I have to remember to bring a hanky and a teddy bear for hugging. This shit is going to be all sorts of sad.
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is there any way to stop the horror before it spreads?
Submitted by DivasGone - I will be spending my hard earned cash to see them in concert as well. Just like I did almost 20 years ago. Only this time, I'll be drunk... and my thoughts are much dirtier. I'm like a dirty old man! This whole reunion thing is making me go thru a second puberty. I really don't get it...
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Girl, you and me both. Donnie justs bring out the nasty in me. But damn, they better get their act together before October.
MK, I think the only thing to save us, will be that hot bitch, Brandy. They better adopt her moves and put her front and center!
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 17, 2008 - 12:51am.
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LMFAO angel, i know. That and the little tiny bike/motorcycle.
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O no...it's the SLOW MOTION motorbike, fersure! Yeesh...could they not even think to pull the little one on it. And please, let me go on. At times, the vid is edited for timing....meaning that their timing was off and so the BRILLIANT producer (I think someone forced these little boys to make this porn!) edited out bits to fix it. And I love their dancing. Did I mention I haven't slept much in the past 2 days?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 12:42am.
O but y'all GOTS to see the fucking rock on violin/guitar/remote control cadenza! Brilliance! Why the hell am I watching this? Because I can't stop - it's so adorably horrific.
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LMFAO angel, i know. That and the little tiny bike/motorcycle. And the groin pump- had me losing it and howling.
I just sent this to MK and asked him to PLEASE make them hot sluts.
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 12:45am.
I thought your siggy was funny.
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This one? y thank u:) NObody seems to get it that the term 'gayelle' is...well, it's gayelle, Sheeps! I asked all my Lezzie friends and they said they'd rather be called Lezzies. No lie.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Here is the US url btw...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pi2KdcNFJaQ
LMFAO. I seriously want them to be hot sluts of the day bwahahahha!!!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 10:42pm.
I will check it out--I'm brave like that. I thought your siggy was funny.
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O but y'all GOTS to see the fucking rock on violin/guitar/remote control cadenza! Brilliance! Why the hell am I watching this? Because I can't stop - it's so adorably horrific.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 17, 2008 - 12:35am.
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You got my vote, hunny:) That was pretty sweet.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Hot Sluts of the Day:
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi2KdcNFJaQ
Come on, please make my day :)
OMFG, that shit was better than their performance last night! HOT SLUTS PLEASE!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
They hardly move, it's so geriatricly sad.
the funniest thing is seeing the back up dancers doing those early 90's dancing moves... indeed sad.
b.t.w... am i the only one thinking Johnathan has the ultimate gay face?
"More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black"... MK
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mick!
ummm...his name is Mike lol.
and Johnny, plus you will probably need the lead singer of most of the songs, Ralph....
and they still put on a hot show even after all that mess with Diddy!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Forgot to ask if any of these guys are married? Do any of them have kids? Just curious.
Why do I always feel like I'm asking SO much for performers to have warmed up voices that sing in tune if they're going to displayed so grandly? It's such a freaking waste of time and money!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Joey sound good vocally. Jordan sounded really really off-key. Altogether, I would be really let down if I were a big fan.
this was sad the second it was announced nkotb was reuniting...they've always sucked, so why is this a surprise?
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PRECISELY!!! I can't believe Donnie Walhberg subjected himself to this!!!! I'm disappointed!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
RAGGEDY. JUST RAGGEDY! Haggard too...
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Wow. Just wow.
New Edition these guys are not. NE reunites all the time and their voices only improved with age. Not true for NKOTB.
They need to just stop the insanity.
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"It's a Kanye West!" - Kanye West
I've heard better singing at karaoke bars, damn...I'm so depressed. Who are the ones that are gay again?
Your face!
It looks and sounds like a bunch of affluent McMansion, suburban dads -- all members of some charitable organization for lawyers and marketing VPs -- doing an half-serious impression of NKOTB at a benefit show for the local Ronald McDonald House.
Submitted by Pescopo on June 16, 2008 - 12:39pm.
None of these bitches is even 40, according to my calculations, and they're all running out of breath and can't go beyond 1-2, 1-2 grandpa steps??? WTF? I am really rooting for them because they own part of my haggard soul, but they seriously need to up their act if they don't want to be recalled as the worst comeback ever after they tour to empty 100-seat high school gymnasiums and shopping center parking lots. Madonna was 47 when she did some serious dancing while singing Hung Up and she never ran out of breath or had her voice breaking like Jordan at the beginning of this hot mess.
However, if seen under a much darker light, this performance is so bad at times, it's actually good. Oh, and Michael K, these guys deserve being Hot Sluts of the Day http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi2KdcNFJaQ Come on, please make my day :)
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LOL! I totally agree with you Pescopo. And the Youtubers you nominated for Hot Sluts? Totally! That shit was awesomeness.
New Edition have done like at least three comeback albums since they originally split...but hell, yeah! I wouldn't mind another. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mick!
jussayin!!!
Remix! I could see Johnny Gill again! Hell yeah!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
DJ Tenn, I've been waiting for the musical revolution for a long time. I think we have a few more years of bullshit unfortunately.
I was a New Edition groupie myself...
New Kids sucked!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I just don't understand why Joey sounded so bad last night?? I mean, he played FIERO IN WICKED for goodness sakes!!! Where was fiero last night huh????
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
Poison Candy Apple, I love your av! lol
Everytime I hear the name NKOTB, and I see these peepaws, it fills me with roid rage.
It's just all wrong and unacceptable.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
The concert sponsors are Ben Gay, Metamucil, and Geritol.
What did you expect...for them NOT to sux?
Yeah, they suck. No surprise. I echo the sentiments of those who wonder why Donnie enlisted - the bad turned out to be a good actor. My guess is they pulled up with a money truck and dumped it on his lawn.
More pressing issue: Is Jonathan Knight out yet?
Uggghh. sounds like Karaoke, with your host, Satan. Im embarrassed for them , a bunch of grown ass men trying to pretend its 1990 all over.
The music business and our nation in general is right back where it was around the mid 70s before tricky Dick was impeached and kicked outta office and punk came along and kicked the shit outta the dinosaur & dust laden music industry .
Something is coming to put an end to all this rot , a new wave of artists and ideas that will call the bluff of this fuckery.
"Only the fakes survive"- Johnny Rotten
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
They really should have spent time working on new material before doing this shit. How about going a different route musically, and playing some live instruments? Their dancing stinks, and I can't believe Donnie Wahlberg would do this to himself and his fairly respectable career. I used to love them so much, but we've all grown up. I don't mind the flashbacks, but they sound so unpolished.
this was sad the second it was announced nkotb was reuniting...they've always sucked, so why is this a surprise?
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sexy motherfucker...
None of these bitches is even 40, according to my calculations, and they're all running out of breath and can't go beyond 1-2, 1-2 grandpa steps??? WTF? I am really rooting for them because they own part of my haggard soul, but they seriously need to up their act if they don't want to be recalled as the worst comeback ever after they tour to empty 100-seat high school gymnasiums and shopping center parking lots. Madonna was 47 when she did some serious dancing while singing Hung Up and she never ran out of breath or had her voice breaking like Jordan at the beginning of this hot mess.
However, if seen under a much darker light, this performance is so bad at times, it's actually good. Oh, and Michael K, these guys deserve being Hot Sluts of the Day http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi2KdcNFJaQ Come on, please make my day :)
Im embarrased for them.
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
Submitted by FuchsiaDeviant on June 16, 2008 - 11:13am.
"Then again, around that time Joey had that sappy song "Stay The Same" (that song still makes me cringe), and Jordan had his creepy rape song. I'll admit, it was kinda catchy, but god knows those lyrics weren't. "It's creepin' around in my head/Me holding you down in my bed/You don't have to say a word/I'm convinced you want this". WTF?
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LMFAO Jordan had a rape song????? EW!
Bitch is botoxed up and bloated and I used to dream of him taking my virginity? EW!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
The Mid-Life Crisis Tour of 2008" sums it up.
I was so hyped about this... Even the Click Click song sounded so hopeful. This Summertime song fucking sucks. Their performance sucked on Today, and it sucked on here, and I was one of those girls crying in the audience back in 1990...
But I tell you one thing, this woman ain't spending her fucking hard earned dough to watch them singing Right Stuff... no thanks. Why couldn't they just release new stuff? Focus on a more mature sound? Why sing "Ohh Ohh Ohhhhh Right Stuff!" while doing some idiotic Morris Day dance?
Why not just focus on more mature shit? We aren't all teeny boppers anymore.
Ugh, I am gonna go cry in a corner and try to wipe the embarassment off my face.
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
You know, maybe this would have been a better idea say...eight, nine years ago? Seriously, their reunion just left me scratching my head going "Huh? But boy bands have been over for years now..."
Then again, around that time Joey had that sappy song "Stay The Same" (that song still makes me cringe), and Jordan had his creepy rape song. I'll admit, it was kinda catchy, but god knows those lyrics weren't. "It's creepin' around in my head/Me holding you down in my bed/You don't have to say a word/I'm convinced you want this". WTF?
"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode
At least they are really singing, most people would lip-synch. I was never really into them but now I do think Donnie Wahlberg is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
At least they are really singing, most people would lip-synch. I was never really into them but now I do think Donnie Wahlberg is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
I actually kind of liked them ... I'd go see them but I can't afford the 72.00 they want in Glendale, AZ ...
That was uncomfortable.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
it started out shitty but got better. the fucking cameramen had the worst performance showing the douches cell phone videoing in the crowd more than joey mac's fine fucking ass.
i can't wait for september. only thing i'm pissed about is that natasha fucking bedingfield is opening. can't believe my fucking hard earned cash is going into her fucking dirty windo pocket
Good morning Your Mom Ate! You right about about boy bands not making a comeback. They are called boy bands for a reason, not geezer bands.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
For some reason I'm pulling for these geezers. Can't be any worse than what the kids ae polluting the airwaves with these days (Miley, looking at you).
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The Old Bitches is my favorite.I like their music so much. I saw some new privacy news about them on site ----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"-------Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
Blanche and I are here to tell ya, it ain't easy making a comeback...in fact, it can be a killer.....Smooches, Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
WTF is the guy in the first pic grabbing?
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 16, 2008 - 11:34am
YES!! It's auditory rape, I'm telling you....my poor ears are under assault all the time! I have to put Soundgarden on 10 in an effort to purify them.
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NEW EDITION!!!! Mmmmm, Johnny Gill!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 16, 2008 - 11:34am.
ITA--They could at least mail us earplugs and blinders!!
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Fo' realz. Ya know, somebody could say, "well, if you don't like it, change the station and don't go to the concerts," but I hear crappy music all the time anyway--blaring from peoples' cars, in the supermarket, at the mall--and it's equally as offensive as, say, The Olive Garden.
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