Monday, June 16th 2008

Morning Wood

What the hell kind of GD outfit is Chaka Khan wearing?! - Popbytes

Johnny Depp's Father Day weekend. There was no wedding - Lainey Gossip

Marky Mark will get married next summer - I'm Not Obsessed

Tommy Girl is paranoid - Celebitchy

Lance Bass' exes hook up - Towleroad

The pussy massage parlor - SOW

Paula Abdul is single again. At least she'll always have her true love....Vicodin - ICYDK

Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake are still together - Vh1 Blog

Posted by: Michael K


rotten_egg's picture

That's the Michelin man's gothic sister right there... or maybe the marshmallow man's step sister?. Either way, she's too old and fat to look good in that outfit.

Hotter dad? Johnny Depp, hands down.

Tommy Girl is paranoid.. and stupid, ignorant, brain-washed, dumb, etc. That's an understatement, MK.

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DeeDee's picture

Hahaha Nit. I'm drinking lots of red wine to prepare my teeth for Johnny.

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DeeDee's picture

The pussy massage is soooooo cute!

Tommy's paranoid?!?! Isn't there an CO$ auditing class to deal with that chit?

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Chicklet's picture

Chaka Khan looks like an armadillo. yech.

NitWitty's picture

I'll forgive Chaka anything. Tommy however...

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NitWitty's picture

DeeDee, I'm pretty sure he's just waiting till his kids are older so he can leave vanessa for you!

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Kizzy's picture

Why is Chaka wearing Sting's old "Dune" suit?

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Wow,she is so fat!I saw some new privacy news about them on site @@##---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

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Wow,she is so fat!I saw some new privacy news about them on site--"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

Kizzy's picture

Thank you, MK!!! How sweet is that pussy massage parlor vid?? Sooooo cuuuuuuute!!!

I guess since Tommygirl's last movies were bombs, he wanted to be prepared in case the public decided to retaliate in kind, LMAO

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Wow,she is so fat!I saw some new privacy news about them on site @@@@@@@@@######@@@@########@##----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"-----@@@## Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

DeeDee's picture

Johnny Depp didn't get married? Whew, there's still a chance for me!

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kdracofan's picture

Who the hell would date Paula Abdul?
Tommy looks like a true midget in that picture from the link and Chaka Khan looks like a 'Goodyear blimpp/tire'

Now there's a look... Like an exploding armadillo coughing up a hairball!

Clarisse's picture

MK,
You had me at "Johnny Depp". You had me at "Johnny Depp".

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Manimal5's picture

That pic of Tommygirl and Robo-Kate is really funny. She is towering over him.

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Chaka is every woman--but stuffed into latex.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Chaka: Michelin man look: Not good.

I need my pussy massaged like that! Seriously, that cat looked very into it, but the massagee looked a mite peeved.

Tommygirl is paranoid. In other news, sky is blue, grass is green.

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Green Is Good's picture

Re: Tom Cruise story.

He lets the Katie-Bot wear high heels?

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HEART ANGELINA's picture

Chaka be looking shocking...

Johnny Depp is in Chicago, isn't he??? They have been filming this fucking movie in Chicago and I forgot all about it. I gotta bump into him...

I am surprised Amber and Bret are still dating. Good for them.

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mike's picture

Anyone else ever heard the rumor that Chaka's a lesbiana?

mike's picture

If Chaka's going to wear something so form-fitting, she needs the industrial construction.

oklahoma's picture

Paula Abdul better Back OFF.. Vicodin is my True Love.. I'll Cut a Bitch!!!

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