Monday, June 16th 2008
Morning Wood
What the hell kind of GD outfit is Chaka Khan wearing?! - Popbytes
Johnny Depp's Father Day weekend. There was no wedding - Lainey Gossip
Marky Mark will get married next summer - I'm Not Obsessed
Tommy Girl is paranoid - Celebitchy
Lance Bass' exes hook up - Towleroad
The pussy massage parlor - SOW
Paula Abdul is single again. At least she'll always have her true love....Vicodin - ICYDK
Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake are still together - Vh1 Blog
Chaka noooooooooo!
Bad Chaka.
Bad Bad Chaka.
Without the white line snacks you gotsta cut down on the carbs hun.
It's too bad Tom Cruise is soo fucked up. I was watching Born on the 4th of July the other day, and His acting in that film was really very good.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Eeep! It's a giant dung beetle!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Poor Chaka... she looks like an armadillo. :)
chaka is my favorite singer...even with all those hips, i still love her...
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sexy motherfucker...
If I had a daughter as beautiful as Katie Holmes...id be paranoid, not only about Toms crazy arse, but that some freak would try and do something to her. I think is bomb proof cars and 24 hr. security detail is a good idea.
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
What the Hell!!
I love Chaka Khan but that outfit is a hot mess.
How many baby cows did they kill for that fit?
How many horses were scarificed for her hair?
There should be government regulation on this shit.
MoonMaid.. OMG.. What a creep. I hate people like that.My hub has a friend that ONLY comes over to ask for a joint. Fuck that shit! I'm always like NOOOOO! I don't care if he wants to buy just a joint, he'll do it daily.. I'm like, "buy your own GD bag, Loser"
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Mmmmmmm, Johnny. YUM! He looks sooooooooooo much better with short hair.
OK, yall, here's why I love Chaka Khan:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XExqqTE2xm0
And she's wearing something more "suitable" for her bod, lol...
shit! I totally thought that massage parlor was for another kind of massage.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
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Wow,she is so fat!I saw some new privacy news about them on site @@##---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
@okie - poor Merkin my ass. I hated that guy. He used to come to our house and drink up all our wine, he'd never bring anything. Wanted me out of the picture because my husband stopped paying his bar tab after we met. Plus her earned his money writing fake porno letters to Penthouse, I kid you not!
Submitted by joanne on June 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Superball!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 11:25am.
lol,Probably hurt putting on too. She lodks like a superball, remember those?
Okay, back from youtubing it, that video would never ever make it in today's music.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by mike on June 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
Yeah it was, and even though it reeked, I kept craving barbecued stuff. So were the cats. Moose kept sniffing the air and licking his chops.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
Try "Ain't Nobody" instead - I like that one better.
Chaka Khan is wearing her superhero costume -"FATGIRL"
I just checked the IMDB info on Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl. It says she is 5'9" and he is 5'7". She is at least 4-5 inches taller than that midget. He ain't 5'7" standing on a phone book. 5'4" is more like it even with those high platforms and lifts he wears.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Oh Chaka Khan, horizontal designs are not your friend.
Shit! Now I'm going to have "Feel for you" going through my head all day.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
Howdy, neighbor!!
How'd you enjoy that smoke/smell from the forest fire last week? That was awful, especially the smell.
Submitted by joanne on June 16, 2008 - 11:23am.
Chaka Kahn has talent, who cares what she's wearing.
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I do, she could hurt herself trying to get out of that thing!! LMAO!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
AHAHAH Kizzy..
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And Moonmaid. That poor guy, named Merkin.. LMAO!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
@joanne - you said it - I'd rather see her fat ass singing any day than watch some talentless hot body squeak out some "hit"...
Chaka Kahn has talent, who cares what she's wearing.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
ITA Bret is totally rockin' the forehead merkin. Probably the bullseye one.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
okie- EW!!! Merkin...heheheheheheh
Katie's got Grandma Face.
I wonder how much kitty masseuse charges?
Someone forgot to take Chaka Khan and tie her upside down hanging from the window of an Italian deli.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
@okie - ouch! :D
"forehead Merkin" - hah!
When we first met, my husband had an idiot friend named Merkin who tried to hit on me.
Submitted by mike on June 16, 2008 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 10:59am
Howdy, neighbor!! No doubt about it, Chaka has always been one of the best singers in the history of music. If only she had a stylist with taste....
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mish, A merkin is like a bundle of hair that covers the downtown areas on a female. So, I figured, Bret w/ his lil wigs he covers up w/ his bandanas prob used a forehead merkin.. LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 11:16am.
Kizzy,
There is no such thing as too much Izzard. It's not possible. I could watch "The Riches", Glorious, Dress to Kill, all on endless loop, and still be entertained.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Being the cat fiend that I am, the Pussy massage slayed with the cuteness.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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BTW...wardrobe faux pas aside...I'll ALWAYS love Chaka.Loved everything she did:
EVERLASTING LOVE
FOOLS PARADISE
HOLLYWOOD
CLOUDS
AT MIDNITE
NEVER MISS THE WATER
STUFF LIKE THAT
THROUGH THE FIRE
THIS IS MY NIGHT
I FEEL FOR YOU
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 7:11am.
Mish.. LOL, I bet bret IS fucking Daisy, and Jess, and Heather and his Body Guard and Mo Nique (gross) and his forehead Merkin..
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LMAO nast. Isn't it so cute how oblivious Cyclops is? What's forehead Merkin? Excuse my ignorance. AND my beauty.
Kizzy,
Re Alan avie. Yeh, i may have to change to Eddie. I went on Izzard overload this weekend while i was cleaning and watched the entire 1st season of THe Riches.
Okie,
Hey you were wrong about me too!
*bends over*
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 10:59am.
Why is Chaka wearing Sting's old "Dune" suit?
Ha, that's it.
Chaka can really sing, though, there's no disputing that.
Moonmaid.. Oops, I just seen that Kizzy posted that.. My bad. You still funny! *smacks your butt*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
@ okie - I agree, but i think someone else posted that line. I just commented that i thought the thing was funny and maybe he wasn't such a douchebag after all.
Joan van Ark - my eyes! Whenever I even begin to think about plastic surgery, I'll just remember that picture. Yikes!
Mish.. LOL, I bet bret IS fucking Daisy, and Jess, and Heather and his Body Guard and Mo Nique (gross) and his forehead Merkin..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
That's nice Brett and Cyclops are still together. But you know he's fucking Daisy.
Moonmaid, Funny about what you said on the Nicole R post about her being a healthy weight, finally.. LMAO!! Maybe she'll won't try that mustache wax like Joan V Ark tho.. Yowza..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 11:03am.
Kizzy,
LOL! Glad to see you're still rockin' the Rickman avie!! Yeah, I feel bad for Eddie on this one, poor guy probably thought CO$ would put the CruiseCrazy on lockdown long enough to shoot, but unfortunately, they had to take out half the acting programming for that to fit. The dual purpose lifts/memory cards in his shoes were full.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Brett and the skank are still together cause noone else wants them.
tommy's a wacko, this is new?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
No hating on my girl Chaka. She sings like no one else and her voice live can actually give you chills.
She just needs Stacey and Clinton in her life and then she'd be perfect.
Oh shit MK!...My eyes!!! Too early for this dawg.
Chaka's ass resembles Kieras ass a lil, I bet that will be her booty double.. lol.. she'd die!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
There was a woman in here that said her step daughter used 14,599 in minutes on her cell. The phone company titled it as an 'Abusive' amount. WTF. Charged $5000.. OMG, I'd die.. That lil girl would be in some deeeep sheeetttt. Most of it was internet use on her cell. FN Brat
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She took the rumble strips off the highway and put them on her outfit! As if people wouldn't notice if they ran her over!
Tom also has a giant for protection: his wife.
Kizzy,
Excellent Dune reference!!!
I'm actually sad about Valkyrie...it has ma boy Eddie in it.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!