Blind Items...I Guess...You Guess...

Swear to ME!

Last one is definitely Brendan Fraser, only I forget the young actress he's hooked up with. Pretty sad of him. He's divorcing his wife and kids over it.
Can you spell career ending midlife crisis??

#1 is TOTALLY Anne Hathaway. I got girls who know for a FACT she snacks on lady snacks. And if bitch goes around quoting Oscar Wilde, you KNOW she is gayelle!
From Wikipedia:
Hathaway's self-subscribed mantra is a quote by Oscar Wilde: "the less said about life's sores the better."
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Hello fellow DListers! (I don't comment much, but love reading all your comments!)

Gordon Ramsay was just photographed at a party with his girlfriend who is not in the business....could it be him?

NEVERMIND! Spoke too soon..got gender wrong-my bad!

#2 Has GOT TO BE PARISITE and RUFF RUFF BENJI or whatever dumpy twin she's with. Think about it: boring tape, porn star...

And the 'on-set romance' could be between Schneider and his wife, who supposedly met and began their relationship on the set of one of his shows.

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#4 Michelle Tratenberg or whatever her name is.. A list Show.. Gossip Girl...not sure who they are referring to w/ the guy though..

Meltang,
aside maybe your on to something "Schneider also co-starred in the movies The Big Picture starring Kevin Bacon and Happy Together starring Patrick Dempsey" there is the link to the "big films

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Here is Dan Schneider's bio from Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Schneider_(TV_producer)

Dan Schneider (TV producer)
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Dan Schneider

Born January 14, 1966 (1966-01-14) (age 42)
Memphis, Tennessee
Nationality American
Other names Daniel Schneider
Daniel J. Schneider
Daniel James Schneider
Education attended various classes at Harvard University
Occupation actor
writer
producer
Employers Nickelodeon
Warner Bros. Studios
Known for creating, producing, acting in and directing several films and television programs, including All That
Spouse Lisa Lillien
Children one (Mike)
Parents Harry and Carol Schneider
Dan Schneider (born January 14, 1966) is an American actor, writer, and producer of movies and television. He is the president of his own production company called Schneider's Bakery, Inc.

Dan Schneider is sometimes credited as Daniel Schneider, Daniel J. Schneider, or Daniel James Schneider.

Contents [hide]
1 Acting career
2 Writing/Producing career
2.1 Television
2.2 Common elements in Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, and iCarly
2.3 Parodies of consumer products, pop culture, and places in Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, and iCarly
2.4 Movies
3 Personal life
4 References
5 External links

[edit] Acting career
In the mid-1980s, Schneider co-starred in several movies including Making the Grade and Better Off Dead starring John Cusack, which has become a popular cult classic.

Schneider also co-starred in the movies The Big Picture starring Kevin Bacon and Happy Together starring Patrick Dempsey. He also starred in Hot Resort with Bronson Pinchot in 1985.

In 1986, Schneider became nationally well-known when he landed the role of Dennis Blunden on the ABC television sitcom Head of the Class. The hit series ran for 5 seasons from 1986 to 1991.

In 1992, Schneider starred in the series Home Free which starred Matthew Perry, later of Friends fame. Schneider played best friend to Perry's character.

Later, after becoming a writer/producer, Schnieder began limiting his acting roles to ones he wrote for himself in his projects, produced, such as "Mr. Bailey" in Good Burger (a movie written and co-produced by Schneider). He sometimes makes cameos in episodes of the television show he creates.

Schneider also appeared in one episode of his show Zoey 101 where he played the crazy cab driver in the TV movie Chasing Zoey.

[edit] Writing/Producing career

[edit] Television
Schneider's career shifted directions in 1993 when he began writing and producing a string of highly successful television shows.

The headline in a New York Times article (April 8, 2007) about Schneider called him "the master of a television genre."

Another New York Times article (September 7, 2007) said that Schneider "has become the Norman Lear of children's television."

Schneider is the creative force behind the following hit TV series:

iCarly (Nickelodeon: 2007-present). Starring Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Nathan Kress, and Jerry Trainor. iCarly launched in September 2007 and was an instant hit. Based on early confidence, the network increased the first season order from 13 episodes to 22 episodes, an enormous order for a television series. iCarly was nominated for a Kids Choice Award in its first season, competing against Hannah Montana and Drake & Josh (another show by Dan Schneider). iCarly is about a girl who makes a web-show and becomes famous (www.iCarly.com).
Zoey 101 (Nickelodeon: 2005-2008). Zoey 101 was nominated for an Emmy Award in 2005. The series star, Jamie Lynn Spears, is the younger sister of singer Britney Spears. Jamie Lynn won the Kids Choice Award for "Favorite Actress" in 2006, for her starring role in Zoey 101. In 2005, Zoey 101 was the #2 television show in America with the young teen audience, second only to American Idol. Zoey 101 was Schneider's first single-camera format program.
Drake & Josh (Nickelodeon: 2004-2007). Drake & Josh has won multiple Kids Choice Awards, and is one of Nickelodeon's all-time most popular series. It starred three actors from The Amanda Show: Drake Bell, Josh Peck, and Nancy Sullivan.
What I Like About You (WB: 2002-2006). What I Like About You starred Amanda Bynes and Jenny Garth, formerly of Beverly Hills 90210. The show had a four-year successful run on the WB network, just before the WB and UPN merged into the "CW" network.
The Amanda Show (Nickelodeon: 1999-2001). The Amanda Show won multiple Kids Choice Awards. Although the show ended production in 2001, it has continued to air in reruns on Nickelodeon through 2007. Schneider himself often appeared on The Amanda Show as a frustrated old man who was frequently the victim of strange prank phone calls.
Kenan & Kel (Nickelodeon: 1996-2000). Kenan & Kel won Cable Ace Awards and multiple Kids Choice Awards. One of its main stars, Kenan Thompson, went on to become a regular performer on Saturday Night Live. Schneider cast his former Head of the Class co-star Dan Frischman as a series regular performer.
All That (Nickelodeon: 1994-2005, 2008 on The N). All That is a sketch comedy show, often referred to by the media as the "little brother" of Saturday Night Live. All That won Cable Ace Awards and multiple Kids Choice Awards. It was one of the longest-running live action series ever on Nickelodeon. The show featured hundreds of comedy sketches. It also featured musical appearances by artists such as Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Barenaked Ladies, Usher, Mandy Moore, 'N Sync, Avril Lavigne, etc. Schneider quit All That after 4 seasons to run The Amanda Show. The show's ratings soon declined and it was canceled in 1999-2000. Nickelodeon then asked Schneider to come back and revamp All That in 2000. Schneider agreed and All That then returned to Nickelodeon. It ran another 4 successful seasons until Schneider left the show again in 2004, bringing All That to the end of its 10 season run.

[edit] Common elements in Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, and iCarly
The use of the phrase "What up?" in place of "What's up?".
Examples:
Zoey 101:
Quinn: "OK, Mark, what up?"
Drake & Josh:
Megan: "What up with the tie?"
Josh: "What up with the sheep?"
iCarly:
Carly: "What up, Vera?"
The constant use of "Oh, my God!". Besides Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (which used it only once), these 3 shows are the only ones that mention "Oh, my God!" on Nickelodeon. "Oh, my gosh" and "Oh, my goodness" are also widely used on these shows as well.
Parodies of consumer products, pop culture, and places
Regular, common concepts are normally translated into more complex terms:
iCarly:
Carly: "It was just a nose kiss! Aw, come on, it was strictly nasal!"
Numerous references to hobos or the disabled.
The use of the slang word "suckish", which means "uncool".
Numerous references to comedic food items, including chowder, trail mix, corn dogs, baloney, spaghetti, bananas, cookies and horse meat, among others.
Numerous references to comedic parts of the body, including the feet, the toes, the nose, the tongue, the wrist, etc.
In addition, these shows contain references to each other, such as the iCarly website being seen in Zoey 101.

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I think the first one could be Britney Murphey, too. She has that shady husband.
I definately think the third one is Jamie Lynn Spears. She isn't out of her teens yet, but it was rumored that the baby daddy is Executive Producer Dan Schneider, and that they had a 'romance' before she got preggers. He supposedly got Amanda Bynes pregnant at one point, too, but allegedly paid her to get rid of it and keep it quiet.
Jamie Lynn is definately a C actress, and Schneider has been in several B movies, along with appearing as the fat kid, Dennis, on "Head of the Class."

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on June 16, 2008 - 2:05pm.

Is Zoey 101 considered an A-list show?

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For the last one, it says he has been in some BIG films, but he is a b-lister??
kinda contradictory, so I would deduce that the guy is a b-list actor, in a movie with the word "big" or something to that effect in the title.

Ashley Tisdale or Jojo?

Or could be Chris "mr big" Noth, and he is on Law and Order criminal intent, never seen it but there is likely to be at least one young actress on the show.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

Jaimie Lynn Spears for the last one..... Everyone in L.A seems to be saying that the father is some married exec from the network of that crap show she's on. Maybe it's true. Nasty.

Oh you guys are good! I thought the porn star one was Jenna Jameson and that Danity Kane bitch.

Your mom goes to college!

I don't know about Anne Hathaway, but to the person who allegedly went to college with her, every girl is bi-sexual in college...especially if there's booze involved! :)

On the last one, I'm guessing...Kristin Bell and Adrian Pasdar? I don't know, but I think Heroes is an A-list show with a lot of C-list actors so that was the first one that popped into my head.

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"Sacrifice virgins and stuff."
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Submitted by mon27 on June 16, 2008 - 10:59am.

Could it be Big Love? Bill Paxton and Amanda Seyfried aka Bill Henrickson and Sarah Henrickson.
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According to IMDb, Amanda Seyfreid is 22 and Bill Paxton is 53, so they might be too old for this blind item...

But DAMN that would make the next season of Big Love even more interesting!

#3. I dont know who the chef is, but the description makes it sounds like that dumb cunt that just got dumped by Clooney

Submitted by Devore on June 16, 2008 - 10:37am.
why would Anne Hathaway go through all the trouble?
makes no sense

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They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at
millionaire&celeb dating site ----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

Could it be Big Love? Bill Paxton and Amanda Seyfried aka Bill Henrickson and Sarah Henrickson.

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 16, 2008 - 10:42am.

I don't think Jonathan Rhys Meyers is married, nor does he have children.

#4 is Natalie Dormer(Anne Boleyn) and Jonathan Rhys Meyers(King Henry VIII) from the show "The Tudors". Still a very popular show and Jonathan is married with kids....Natalie is single.

She is a C list actress playing a main part on the A-list show, meaning she is in every episode. He's a big actor who does movies...etc. The show is still very popular and i think in its 2nd season now.

I've read about this blind item before...im pretty sure.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 16, 2008 - 11:36am.

They don't always make it that explicit.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 11:16am.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 16, 2008 - 10:58am.

Just because they're married doesn't mean they don't have girlfriends. Not that I agree with that, just saying they still do.
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True but the clue didn't say "what married chef with his non-celebrity girlfriend".

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I don't get the gayelle or bi curious vibe from Anne, and if she was she seems like the type who would just come out with it but I could be wrong.
As for the loser she's dating perhaps it's love ... yeah right!

I'm stumped for all the other ones.

Gossip Girl is hardly an A-List show. An A-List show is like House, or 24. I was thinking Olivia Wilde, but she's not a teenager. And apparently she's married.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 16, 2008 - 10:58am.

Just because they're married doesn't mean they don't have girlfriends. Not that I agree with that, just saying they still do.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Hmm, for the fourth blind item, I'm thinking it's got to be someone from the Gossip Girl cast. Maybe Taylor Momsen?

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They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at
millionaire&celeb dating site ----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

I went to the same college that Anne (briefly and intermittently) attended, and I can verify that she is at least bi, or has at least engaged in same-sex behavior before.

#1---Is definitely Anne Hathaway-the lesbian rumours began flying and suddenly she winds up with a hot Italian boyfriend who is a fucking financial scoundrel.

#2---Whiteny and Ray J...too easy

#3---Bobby Flay, Emeril Lagasse, and Alton Brown are all MARRIED so they are out because the clue says girlfriend. That leaves Rocco DiSpirato and Mario Batali. Mario is NOT a ladies man and Rocco has been known to be quick the ladies man so be reason of elimination, I say Rocco DiSpirato.

$4---I thought some of the clues were cryptic like Married with Children and he was in BIG flims like the movie Big. The only female I can think of is one of the Duff sisters and I can't figure out the guy. Are they filimng a movie now?

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Although Mario Batali, while a great chef, is also known as a serial groper and womanizer. But I don't think a star with a hot body would go for him very much.

um, KD---he steals more money than she makes---have you not read the stories? He's got a couple lawsuits against him as we speak. Bad checks.

Loser.

Now, I'm REALLY off to work! g'day, sluts!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Well here's a not-so-old pic of Sheryl Crow at a restaurant opening with handsome celebrity chef Todd English, who is divorced.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Sheryl_Crow/MusicianSher_John_She...

Submitted by libby on June 16, 2008 - 9:39am.
Besides the obvious clues, most CDANers think it's Whitney because Ent is always alluding to the fact that Whitney has no hair nor teeth.....Hence his enthusiasm.
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Bwahahaha libby!

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Emeril is notorious for cheating on his wife. Not sure exactly WHO would actually fuck him, but they do.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

"celebrity with a famous body and famous ex boyfriend " reminds me of Sheryl Crow...

Jamie Oliver is a hot looking celebrity chef.

Libby- I think he makes more money than her, so I don't think he's "with her" for that.

Besides the obvious clues, most CDANers think it's Whitney because Ent is always alluding to the fact that Whitney has no hair nor teeth.....Hence his enthusiasm.

why would Anne Hathaway go through all the trouble?
makes no sense.

The threat of this possible Ray J & Whitney sex tape makes me wanna hide in an underground bunker!

Our only hope is that Clive Davis will pay off Ray J to dispose of it. Clive is still banking on a big Whitney comeback. Ray J is totally shameless and amoral so he would release it given the right price and then claim it was "stolen". What a bastard!

I'd say MK got the first one right. Anne's got the carpet muncher vibe, fo sho.

Oh, and what a shitty world we live in, where it is more socially acceptable to date an asshole involved with stellionate than be a lesbian.
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I don't really get a gayelle vibe from Anne. I hardly ever see her around other women. Just this douche bag she is dating at the moment. I think Anne could do a shit load better. Like me, if she swings this way.

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The 2nd one has to be Ray J and Whitney.

I think the 3rd one might be an actress on Desperate Houswives. The married dude might be Kyle Mclachlan?

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Thought of Jenna Jamison and Aubry O'Day for those two right off the bat.

Chef? I don't take the time to watch but my guess is Rosco Whozit for the cook and his right hand for the celeb....I am sure that one has had one or two famous exBF's!

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For the last one I was thinking Ceri from "30 Rock"...I mean, she's more like D listed actress on an A list show...but she does have a reoccuring role, is on almost every episode...maybe her and the producer Pete?

The chef could be the guy from Diners, Driveins and Dives or maybe Rocco Dispirito.

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They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at
millionaire&celeb dating site ----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

Jamie Lynn Spears? Hannah Montana? Ashley Tisdale? its prob some disney or nickelodeon bitch

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The 1st one might be her...that rumor has been around for a while and if the 2nd, MK is right? Yuk!