Sunday, June 15th 2008
Forget Matt Dillon!
What about the sexy hunk sleeping behind him?! That's who the paps should be shooting. Wait...maybe the dude is dead. Naw, he's just taking a little kitten nap on those luscious chichis of his. Matt Dillon is too vain to realize the raw hotness behind him.
I also can't tell if Matt has pecs or moobs underneath that shirt. Either way, I'd still motorboat.
Here's Matt and sleepy sexy hunk in NYC the other day.
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Never really understood his appeal.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Looks like that freaking pap followed his ass all over the city! But the hotness that Matt is kept his cool...and looks better in every picture. LOVE HIM! Always have, always will.
(and LOL at "I'd hit it... and Matt too")
hhahhaaaa
Submitted by Demelza on June 15, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Hate to sound like a wet blanket, but I don't think making fun of a homeless person is funny..I'm not wanted here am I? *sigh*
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What gave you that idea?
I vote Moobs.
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Wow, Matt has some big boobs.
i hit it and Matt too.
Damn, Matt...pec implants much?
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
matt's been hawt since "little darlings"...but didn't he cheat on cammy diaz?
the brother sleeping in the background had a long day and should be left alone...
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sexy motherfucker...
lol.. so funny today the people that get captured behind the celebs, tons are even better than the celebs. It's like you tube getting famous but not from a video but from a pap photo of a celeb.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 15, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I am voting for the "too hot inside" theory. A chair is a commodity the homeless do not travel with. Not to be funny but i was homeless for 9 mo. I had troubles maintaining a knapsack.
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I've become spoilt by all the AC while living in the south. Tend to forget that I lived without it for years in NYC.
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Whoa - that's not Gary Coleman behind him, is it??
That guy is the reason I love NYC ... it doesn't get much more real than that.
Pompous douchebags and the homeless coexisting
Submitted by boomsy on June 15, 2008 - 5:52pm.
His chest looks awfully perky... methinks he's getting man boobs.
And just as a low-cut dress accentuates a woman's breasts, so is his v-neck shirt accentuating his.
His shirt is cleaner than mine, and I have a home. If you can call the pigpen apartment I live in a "home".
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I am voting for the "too hot inside" theory. A chair is a commodity the homeless do not travel with. Not to be funny but i was homeless for 9 mo. I had troubles maintaining a knapsack.
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Submitted by Demelza on June 15, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Hate to sound like a wet blanket, but I don't think making fun of a homeless person is funny..I'm not wanted here am I? *sigh*
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It bothers me that he's too clean. He's wearing so much white and it's all clean! What kinda homeless dude is that?!?!
O wait! I get it....he's clean because he uses a chair...ahhh....I get it now...
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 6:15pm.
ROFL A big AMEN, sister to that!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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@Kizzy:
At least if I pass out in public, I stand a chance of some good Samaritan rolling me over so I don't asphyxiate on my own vomit.
At home, it's a crap shoot.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Demelza , with an avie like that, you could spout the Communist Manifesto and I would still welcome you here.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
@demelza: No, I think most of us lack a conscience(sp?), but you're more than welcome to hang out....
@DDD: I got one; works well enough but I wouldn't swear by it.
OT: Still think he may be getting man boobs, but doesn't affect his character in the least.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
I know I much prefer passing out in public, rather than private, I had a good time, why should I not share my joy with people? I'm sure the bar just considers it a walking advertisement.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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"And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
The sleeping guy is working toward a home, starting with the basics he'll need to furnish it.
He's not homeless, he works for the government. Didn't you read Sheeps' post?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's NYC. I heard it's been extremey hot out. My guess the guy simply doesn't have AC in his apartment.
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Submitted by Demelza on June 15, 2008 - 3:57pm.
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Drunk and passed out does not necessarily equal homeless.
I know plenty of people (mostly on Dlisted) who are regularly passing out in public and have perfectly acceptable homes to live in.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Matt? In a merkin??? LMAO
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He was so hot in Wild Things! Is he married? Doesn't matter, I'd do him anyway.
If I could color with him, I'd color every day....and I'd use every crayon in my box!
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Hate to sound like a wet blanket, but I don't think making fun of a homeless person is funny..I'm not wanted here am I? *sigh*
@Moonmaid:
Wow. He sounds like a class act. Nice to know 'good people' are still around.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@Boomsy:
Are those any good? I get regular pedis, but might consider spacing them out if I had a PedEgg and it worked!
ONT: PedEgg
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Matt is 44, and still looks great.
He is a sweetheart - bought me dinner once many years ago when I was part of a group of friends, even though he had just met me. Then when I saw him a few weeks later, he was the one to come over and make a big deal about saying hello.
I've met people much lower on the celebrity scale who acted like real assholes, so he will always be a winner in my book.
His chest looks awfully perky... methinks he's getting man boobs. On another note, I really want to buy the sleeping man a Pedegg for those feet...
ish kabibble.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Matt Dillon is one throroughbred dime piece.
Loved the Ousiders.
I Would comment more on that, but I can't believe Matt would pass up a glorious opportunity for some fun. If it had been me, I would have run to the nearest pharmacy for some shaving cream and magic markers.
That dude would have woken up with his hand down his foamy pants and a beard.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sigh. I wanted to be Kristy MacNichol in 'Little Darlings'.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I've been so hammered I passed out in a field before, but I never had the foresight to bring a chair. This guy really has his shit together.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mat Dillion has always been a hot low key bad boy. I sucked him all over.
Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Is that cup supposed to be where Sleepy Bear is collecting his quarters?....I would LOVE to know why a person drags a straightback chair to a sidewalk, removes their shoes and takes a nap....
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Have you ever tried to drag a bed to a sidewalk?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 15, 2008 - 11:57am.
I thought MD was Orlando Bloom!
I either need new glasses or need to clean my monitor or both.
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Don't feel bad; I thought he was John Mayer! My deepest apologies to Matt D.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Nearly 38? He's 45 if he's a day. Still...
Looks like I've missed all the fun as usual, here. Can't a guy have a nap in the middle of the sidewalk in peace anymore? If i was that dude, I would sue for invasion of privacy.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Either botox or good living because hes looking positively teenlike for nearly 38. Hes even got a big fat chin zit. I would hit it, the moob like pecs are hot.
He's kinda cute, bit I wouldn't call him 'hot'. 'Hot' to me is Johnny Depp, Leonardo Dicaprio....
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
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What a sexy breast!!!!
I think Matt would not have allowed him in the shot if he knew old boy would show him up!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 15, 2008 - 3:06pm.
LMAO angel_i @ 'origamiing.'
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Thanks! I invented that word;p
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
"Drugstore Cowboy" is one of my favorite movies!
He was great in "Singles" too....in fact, he was at Flea Market that I was at years ago, in NYC...I started singing his song from Singles "I'm walking down the avenue-hoo-hoo-hoo, and I'm looking at the garbage cans...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo..." and he was right behind me. I was so embarrassed....
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Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 12:57pm.
That's why they used to be called snapshots. I think Matt also was getting in some pocket pool or at least some stealthy readjustment. Typical guy stuff.
LMAO angel_i @ 'origamiing.'
LOVE that word. hahaha
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
One more thing.
I'm digging how poor Matt is trying to hide the fact that he reads the tabloids! What other kinda paper could that be that he's oragamiing as he walks...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola