Kid Rock Is Thirsty
These dumb celebrity twats are always fucking drying out. Stupid ass Kid Pebble went to the hospital in England on Friday night because he was dehydrated and suffering from stomach cramps. Diarrhea! Kid was about to take the stage at a music festival when the audience was told he was too sick to perform. He should have just taken the stage anyway and sang "The Diarrhea Song!" "When you're sittin in your Chevy and you feel something heavy... When you're sitting in class and you feel somethingsplash...DIARRHEA!!"
Kid was apparently out partying the night before until the wee hours. Didn't his mommy teach him to drink at least one glass of water in between coke lines? I swear! These idiot bitches know nothing about nothing.
Below is Kid leaving a bar on Thursday. This whore needs to sign up for a class with Harvey Price (see below) on how to properly flip a bitch off.
Wenn
Does he INTENTIONALLY come out the house looking dirty?
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
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He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating
site ---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Please, this bitch has clearly graduated from the coke to the crack.
"when you're sliding into third and you feel a little turd..."
"when you're lying on the bed and you feel something spread..."
"when you're sittin on the pot and you feel something hot..."
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Oh no you di-ent quote the Diarrhea song MK!
AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
He is too busy to work.He needs to have a rest.His blog and photos were found
at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@#########----- "AffluentBachelors.com"----@@## last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
@Deb:
First off: "The Fish Eye" is a saying i have tried to launch in 3 different cities with no success!
I love that expression.
And hell yeah. I am so all about drive thru daiquiris, baby! Let's party!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
LOL, DDD! Just tell everyone you are going to the icehouse. The ones that get it, will know. They ones that do not get it will look at you all stoopid and you can laugh and say something about a chevron or sumpthin'.
Did I tell you that I have had the fish eye from more than one person in LA??? My tendancy to say what I really think overrides good judgement. lol. Reason no. 1 on why I always travel with a weapon.
I call it a case of alliator mouth with the Smith and Wesson to back it up...
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@angel-i:
Yes, darling.
Most of the Westernization of Christianity depended on the adaptability of the female. We def. got the short end of the stick in this Christianity deal!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
*whispering to Triple D*:
I always thought of the secret heart of Catholicism was Goddess worship, actually...
*normal voice* I read that wrong the first time actually...but either way - Jesus talks to me too; he says the exact same thing as he says to you.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@Deb:
Hey beotch!
Grab you one-a them drive thru daiquiris and let's get pissed! I am a Louisiana gal now. Not really. I am a Carolina gal, but the daiquiris intrigue me!
And YES!
They still have them and they are everywhere!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@angel_i:
Oh yeah. He got bornded and everything. He was fully human and fully God. And best thing? Jesus would tell all these fucktards off. He was a cool motherfucker!
Jesus wanted us to love one another and not judge. These Christian asstards got it all wrong. I know because Jesus told me.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
DDD, it will take them a minute or two to catch up with you in louisiana...
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Angle I, now that is the quantitative bubble butt!!!
Joke is too funny (as i get down on my knees)
Are you guys singing songs about diarrhia?
lol, you kids...
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and there's THIS:
I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived of the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
The third day He arose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
whence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy catholic church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.
Amen.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 10:27pm.
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I always wondered how that went.
Jesus gotta womb and everything huh?
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed are thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit if thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God pray for us sinners now and in the the hour of our death. Amen.
Um, what? Shit. Did i say that aloud?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 10:13pm.
you guys are killing me......I'll be hanging out with an 8 year old tomorrow who would love to hear this....lmao (I won't share, I'll laugh to myself)
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O yes! I am displaying my 8 year old boy magic right here, hunny. I have other stuff that I do that makes them suspicious, but I like to say 'fart' and that magically makes me cool.
edited for sounding like pedophilia (yikes!) by 'suspicious' I mean educational and, quite frankly, a little gayelle at times lol.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 10:20pm.
angel_i, did you give your avie Kate a Kardashiass?
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Nnnnnoooo....that's what her ass looks like, silly!
;p
(actually, I think she kinda looks like Olive Oil, now)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 9:13pm.
When you lift up your dress and you see a gooey mess..........
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Which reminds me of a joke! Joke break!
There were two nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty- eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
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And a nun would try her best
To keep the poopie off her dress...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Eeeew, nice stain. Crackheads just don't care.
angel_i, did you give your avie Kate a Kardashiass?
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 9:13pm.
When you lift up your dress and you see a gooey mess..........
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 10:09pm.
@angel-i:
Some people think it's gross but they spread it on their toast.....
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NAS - TAY!!!
But it's really not so bad
When your pooping on your Dad!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
you guys are killing me......I'll be hanging out with an 8 year old tomorrow who would love to hear this....lmao (I won't share, I'll laugh to myself)
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
@angel-i:
Some people think it's gross but they spread it on their toast.....
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 10:02pm.
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And you know that you can't start
But you really want to fart...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Aphid:
As ever, SMOOCHES!
I love me some Diarrhea CHA CHA CHA
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@Angel-i:
When you slide into third and you feel a gooey turd.......
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Dx3: LOL!
The bf is from Michigan, I'm born and raised in L.A. and we're the same age; we compare the childhood songs we used to sing and it amazes me how much they can differ....that verse I posted I had never heard before until I met him.
Sorry, way off-topic there....carry on!
When you're feeling kinda glum
And a pain is in your bum
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Aphid on June 15, 2008 - 8:54pm.
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Some people think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Some people think it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea *pffrrt pfffrrrt*
Diarrhea
Re: the max headroom sign: Hahaha, I thought of the 80's too!
no strain, no pain, just sit and let it drain...
diarrhea. diarrhea.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
When you're sliding into home and your pants begin to foam...
When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear an awful splatter...
Kid Rock is a cunt.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...
ick...gawd, kid rock is gross...
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sexy motherfucker...
What a complete ass. Most of his 'work' is just plain offensive.
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ummm who's the hot piece posing next to him? Certainly he can't be a friend of Kid Shitty pants.
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
I don't know what he was concerned about, it's not like he hasn't given shitty performances before.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
He thinks he's badass, but is merely pathetic.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 15, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Why are people who want us to spend our hard earned cash on so-so records, so-so films, etc. always giving the public the BIRD?
Because they are over-rated, over-paid ASSHOLES. Their "talent" is not worth minimum wage.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
libby:
"Did anyone else see where it says "max headroom" in the background, and immediately think of the 80's?"
Lol! I did!! Glad I'm not the only one!!
"Kid Pebble" might be the cleanest-living dude in the world (snicker), but the song that always comes to mind when I see stringy-haired, greasy ass is Lou Reed's "Heroin."
Did anyone else see where it says "max headroom" in the background, and immediately think of the 80's?
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Hey Kid, is that the finger you stuck up Pammys crinkly, overused anus? Twat!
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
It's true: I'd rather hear the Diarrhea Song than anything by "Kid" Rock.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
ZOMG! Kid Rock is smelly dude!!! Smelly dude is the bum that asks me for a quarter every time I park at the local Dunkin Donuts and licks the remnants of my tray! :o
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Let me dirty up your mind.
How does he do it? He's uglier everytime I see him.
it's magic.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Why are people who want us to spend our hard earned cash on so-so records, so-so films, etc. always giving the public the BIRD?
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Tattoo free since 1952!
...some people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny...Diarrhea!
mmmm, smell the Schlitz piss.